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MasterLJ 05-12-2007 03:27 PM

LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
What a douche.

7thkid (Observer): ok
7thkid (Observer): go for it
Ineedcash05: i no
7thkid (Observer): u can do it
Ineedcash05: lol
Dealer: Phil Gordon wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #2409194167
Dealer: Phil Gordon wins the pot ($2)
Dealer: Hand #2409195172
LJJones (Observer): Dammit Sherrif
Ineedcash05: hey phil y u play low?
Phil Gordon: cash, I'm warning you, you can't win... if you want
to go broke, so be it, but you just aren't going to win

Dealer: Phil Gordon has 15 seconds left to act
Ineedcash05: thats rude
LJJones (Observer): lol
LJJones (Observer): And untrue
Dealer: Phil Gordon shows two pair, Nines and Threes
Dealer: Phil Gordon wins the pot ($7.60) with two pair, Nines
and Threes
Ineedcash05: 22
Dealer: Hand #2409199429
Ineedcash05: 33
Ineedcash05: wow
7thkid (Observer): lol
Dealer: Ineedcash05 wins the pot ($7.60)
Dealer: Hand #2409201961
Ineedcash05: thoguht u were nice


I'm currently #2 on the wait list, and #1 on the wait list is an extremely good HU player. If you want a chuckle, check out table Elia on FTP.

moving shapes 05-12-2007 03:31 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
wow. he has to be joking

MasterLJ 05-12-2007 03:48 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Dealer: Hand #2409331091
Phil Gordon: can't say i didn't tell you
DanAK (Observer): i see yuo in the clips calming him down
allyourbase88 (Observer): LOL
Ineedcash05 (Observer): W/E such crap
Phil Gordon: pick up "green book" and read it please. it will
help you with some of your leaks
Dealer: Phil Gordon has 15 seconds left to act
SomeLoudThunder (Observer): lol cash
Ineedcash05 (Observer): dude two pair i new i shoulda stopped
there

sightless 05-12-2007 03:49 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
is he playing someone good right now?

robispo 05-12-2007 03:54 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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is he playing someone good right now?

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LJ is playing PG right now.

sightless 05-12-2007 03:54 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
talk trash plz

DerrtySlime 05-12-2007 04:03 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
i hate him so much, did anyone remember when he got dissed by phil ivey on poker after dark. they clearly thought he was a nobody and it was showing. the top pros dont have any respect for this guy at all. hes such a panzy.

IrishPete 05-12-2007 04:07 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Seat 1: Phil Gordon ($446.55)
Seat 2: LJJones ($204.50)
Phil Gordon posts the small blind of $1
LJJones posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Phil Gordon: they only give me 7 presses a day though
Phil Gordon calls $1
LJJones raises to $8
Phil Gordon raises to $24
LJJones: How many do you have left?
LJJones calls $16
*** FLOP *** [3h 5d 4s]
LJJones checks
Phil Gordon bets $48
LJJones raises to $180.50, and is all in
Phil Gordon calls $132.50
LJJones shows [9h Ad]
Phil Gordon shows [Ah 4c]
*** TURN *** [3h 5d 4s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5d 4s Th] [Js]
LJJones shows Ace Jack high
Phil Gordon shows a pair of Fours
Phil Gordon wins the pot ($408.50) with a pair of Fours
LJJones adds $200

Ahh...the limp re-raise with A4o. That old chesnut!

-Skeme- 05-12-2007 04:10 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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i hate him so much, did anyone remember when he got dissed by phil ivey on poker after dark. they clearly thought he was a nobody and it was showing. the top pros dont have any respect for this guy at all. hes such a panzy.

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What'd they say?

MasterLJ 05-12-2007 04:12 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
What a luckbox.

That dude is terrible.

moving shapes 05-12-2007 04:13 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
they called him a little panzy girl

IrishPete 05-12-2007 04:14 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
[ QUOTE ]
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i hate him so much, did anyone remember when he got dissed by phil ivey on poker after dark. they clearly thought he was a nobody and it was showing. the top pros dont have any respect for this guy at all. hes such a panzy.

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What'd they say?

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Gordon said something about leaks in iveys game, i think DN came out with some 'who is phil gordon to say that about ivey' speech. Wen they were at the table it was clear he was annoying them cus he kept saying the percentages of each street when they were allin before the river etc and i think he said ivey was as lucky as he was skillful. blah blah

moving shapes 05-12-2007 04:16 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
he said "unbelievable" or something when ivey turned over a good hand.

and ivey says: "what's unbelievable? what's unbelievable phil? what's unbelievable"

then gordon goes: "I, I, I.. it's.. "

MasterLJ 05-12-2007 04:17 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
I mentioned the video out there about him getting destroyed.

I also asked him if he learned anything from our match. He thanked me for the lessons.

skylar 05-12-2007 04:17 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Gordon could buy those buys a few times over.....

moving shapes 05-12-2007 04:18 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
he so minraises pf with suited connectors

what's the video? i want to see it.

that was just getting good.

WutRUTryin2Hit 05-12-2007 04:18 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i hate him so much, did anyone remember when he got dissed by phil ivey on poker after dark. they clearly thought he was a nobody and it was showing. the top pros dont have any respect for this guy at all. hes such a panzy.

[/ QUOTE ]

What'd they say?

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Gordon said something about leaks in iveys game, i think DN came out with some 'who is phil gordon to say that about ivey' speech. Wen they were at the table it was clear he was annoying them cus he kept saying the percentages of each street when they were allin before the river etc and i think he said ivey was as lucky as he was skillful. blah blah

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I don't think that's even remotely close to what happened, in fact, I'm pretty sure Daniel wasn't even at that table.

EC10 05-12-2007 04:26 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
gordon is a [censored]

DonovanMD 05-12-2007 04:52 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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he said "unbelievable" or something when ivey turned over a good hand.

and ivey says: "what's unbelievable? what's unbelievable phil? what's unbelievable"

then gordon goes: "I, I, I.. it's.. "

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Anyone have this on Youtube or anything?

moving shapes 05-12-2007 05:01 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
it's a pretty good clip. first time i've seen ivey get pissed off at someone.

pokertube link

it's 3:30 mins in

Jehaim 05-12-2007 05:03 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
I saw Gordon flop 4 sevens and check-minraise a min-bet from Cash. Awesome.

MasterLJ 05-12-2007 05:04 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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I saw Gordon flop 4 sevens and check-minraise a min-bet from Cash. Awesome.

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I don't think that was as bad as his LRR with A4os only to stack off with 2nd pair on a 5 high flop

nicksson 05-12-2007 05:29 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
LOL at that video, Ivey owned Gordon

CaseS87 05-12-2007 05:49 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Phil Gordon= the definition of lame.

ispiked 05-12-2007 06:40 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Here's the thread that has the video of some guy owning Phil Gordon HU (while high and eating chicken, no less).

MURK 05-12-2007 07:34 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Phil Gordon: this is probably a terrible call, but I just don't think
you hjit the flop
Dealer: Ersi79 shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Dealer: Ersi79 wins the pot ($33.50) with two pair, Aces and
Kings
Phil Gordon: wrong again
Dealer: Hand #2410848430
Phil Gordon: oh well

heh.

kemystery 05-12-2007 07:55 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
after seeing PG play on TV and a handfull of hands HU on FT, I can definitively say: He sucks. I don't think he even came up with the material for his book. Mind you, I haven't actually read the whole/any of his book but I heard some of it was good which leads me to think it was possibly a ghostwrite because Phil Gordon is not good.

Suigin406 05-12-2007 08:07 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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gordon is a [censored]

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TStoneMBD 05-12-2007 09:21 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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wow. he has to be joking

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hes not joking. hes a complete douche. he thinks hes helping the guy by reparing his gambling addiction but it makes him come off as conceded and a dick.

theres a story by eugeneel a couple years ago where hes on a cruise playing 400/800 and this multimillionare drunk guy sits in and starts playing every hand and phil pulls him aside and says something like "what youre doing with your money is disgusting, you should stop." im pretty sure phil never knew the guy either.

antisocialgrace 05-12-2007 09:26 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Yeah Phil is terrible. That's why he's one of only about four players to have both a FT appearance in the Main Event and a WPT title to his name.

You guys are such jerkoffs.

He doesn't claim to be great, yes he is annoying at times so are you and me, there are 150 other players I could name who are 1000 times worse for poker and more worthy of flaming.

I bet Phil Gordon has never thought about cheating, colluding, angle shooting, aggro-baiting or doing any of the other [censored] most of you punkshits and the big name players have probably done at one time or another that have given poker such a bad reputation.

antisocialgrace 05-12-2007 09:33 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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[ QUOTE ]
wow. he has to be joking

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hes not joking. hes a complete douche. he thinks hes helping the guy by reparing his gambling addiction but it makes him come off as conceded and a dick.

theres a story by eugeneel a couple years ago where hes on a cruise playing 400/800 and this multimillionare drunk guy sits in and starts playing every hand and phil pulls him aside and says something like "what youre doing with your money is disgusting, you should stop." im pretty sure phil never knew the guy either.

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And that goes to his character. The kind of people who would take repeated advantage of someone in that situation are the same kind of people who find an envelope with $10k in the backseat of a taxi-cab and keep it.

mmbt0ne 05-12-2007 09:47 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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I saw Gordon flop 4 sevens and check-minraise a min-bet from Cash. Awesome.

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I don't think that was as bad as his LRR with A4os only to stack off with 2nd pair gutshot and an overcard on a 5 high flop getting better than 2:1

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FYP.

Meraxes 05-12-2007 11:21 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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The kind of people who would take repeated advantage of someone in that situation are the same kind of people who find an envelope with $10k in the backseat of a taxi-cab and keep it.

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...and you'd give it to the cabbie? What, do you hate money or something?

sightless 05-12-2007 11:22 PM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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Yeah Phil is terrible. That's why he's one of only about four players to have both a FT appearance in the Main Event and a WPT title to his name.

You guys are such jerkoffs.

He doesn't claim to be great, yes he is annoying at times so are you and me, there are 150 other players I could name who are 1000 times worse for poker and more worthy of flaming.

I bet Phil Gordon has never thought about cheating, colluding, angle shooting, aggro-baiting or doing any of the other [censored] most of you punkshits and the big name players have probably done at one time or another that have given poker such a bad reputation.

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This guy has got to be Phil... right?

SuperUberBob 05-13-2007 12:45 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
That weird speech he gave before one of those PAD episodes kinda spooked me.

Gordon reminds me of one of those kids who really, really wants to fit in with the popular crowd in high school but just ends up being some wannabe lackie.

corpseartist 05-13-2007 01:03 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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Gordon reminds me of one of those kids who really, really wants to fit in with the popular crowd in high school but just ends up being some wannabe lackie.

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IHaveStrong9 05-13-2007 01:27 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
im sick of seeing him on any poker show, they should cut him off enitrely, same with full tilt

Schmiggs 05-13-2007 01:31 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
Lindgren was definitely right about Gordon. He's a douche

GrandMelon 05-13-2007 02:28 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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Yeah Phil is terrible. That's why he's one of only about four players to have both a FT appearance in the Main Event and a WPT title to his name.



[/ QUOTE ]

Let me enter into of a million of them and Im sure I could make a final table too.

Lurker. 05-13-2007 04:13 AM

Re: LOL Phil Gordonaments
 
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Yeah Phil is terrible. That's why he's one of only about four players to have both a FT appearance in the Main Event and a WPT title to his name.

You guys are such jerkoffs.

He doesn't claim to be great, yes he is annoying at times so are you and me, there are 150 other players I could name who are 1000 times worse for poker and more worthy of flaming.

I bet Phil Gordon has never thought about cheating, colluding, angle shooting, aggro-baiting or doing any of the other [censored] most of you punkshits and the big name players have probably done at one time or another that have given poker such a bad reputation.

[/ QUOTE ]
hey phil.


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