Dear Ahole
 

To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

Re: Dear A$shole
 

Keying cars is pathetic

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Unless you key your name and adress into them, that's too cool for school!

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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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It's happened to my sister several times to outside her house. It's a scummy thing to do. Bad beat op.

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Keying cars is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]An H2 isn't a car. It's a giant plastic thing.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Cr...mer_vs_bus.jpg

Re: Dear A$shole
 

This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it

Re: Dear A$shole
 

beat: only 5-figure months

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prob a hippie. damn hippies

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prob a hippie. damn hippies

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I'm going to a school filled with them. It [censored] pisses me off.

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http://www.fuh2.com/submissions.php

Getting keyed was just a matter of time

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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beat: only 5-figure months

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some five figure months are pretty tight

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This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it

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Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some [censored] did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: [censored] keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's [censored] up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of [censored] [censored] with it.
Lance: They should be [censored] killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that [censored] doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a [censored]!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than [censored] with a man's automobile? I mean, don't [censored] with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

beat: you could have bought any car that wasn't a hummer h2.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

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Multiple unedning eh?
As in we have several months that NEVER END?
Or possibly that every month you will make 5 figures, (unending) which kinda implies the multiple aspect...

Either way i think you're an idiot

Pulp Fiction Rulezorz

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it

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Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some [censored] did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: [censored] keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's [censored] up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of [censored] [censored] with it.
Lance: They should be [censored] killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that [censored] doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a [censored]!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than [censored] with a man's automobile? I mean, don't [censored] with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

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Trivia: Quinten tarrentino had his own malibu on the set of pulp fiction, and it was stolen during filming. Hence the reference to it in the script.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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Vincent: What's more chickenshit than [censored] with a man's automobile? I mean, don't [censored] with another man's vehicle.


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http://www.fuh2.com/submissions.php

Getting keyed was just a matter of time

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The best part of this website is that I had no idea I could get a massive tax deduction from buying it hahaha...and to everyone hating on my H2...I used to have a Tahoe...I am 6'6" so I don't exactly have a giant range of options when it comes to vehicles...I test drove a couple of sports cars but my knees were always banging the console...

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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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Dallas...

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This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it

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Fully agree...that would have been the highlight of my life...

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http://www.fuh2.com/submissions.php

Getting keyed was just a matter of time

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The best part of this website is that I had no idea I could get a massive tax deduction from buying it hahaha...and to everyone hating on my H2...I used to have a Tahoe...I am 6'6" so I don't exactly have a giant range of options when it comes to vehicles...I test drove a couple of sports cars but my knees were always banging the console...

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i hear ya

im 6'5, but i drive an old honda accord. i like it though, ive always been a fan of simplicity. my knees are always stuck into something though

Re: Dear A$shole
 

Sick H2 bro. You're in the annals of history now.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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i hear ya

im 6'5, but i drive an old honda accord. i like it though, ive always been a fan of simplicity. my knees are always stuck into something though

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ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF THE WAY I DRIVE!!???!!11

Re: Dear A$shole
 

Oh boy, five-figure months. Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal impressive.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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Oh boy, five-figure months. Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal impressive.

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Simmer down fatty.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

Anybody with a Hummer deserves to get their car keyed. They are helping destroy the earth. What a waste of gas.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

imra,

but come on, for 2x the price of an h3, you get an inch less front legroom, and ~2/3 the mpg! what a steal!

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

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http://plugh.info/images/herbert_kornfeld.jpg

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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To the a$shole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA

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So you're colluding in other words? Are you botting as well?

Re: Dear A$shole
 

LOL...same color as my H2 as well!

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/vandals...18163409990001

Re: Dear A$shole
 

OP, its not like A$shole is reading this or anything.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

I expected that guy to be a bigger dick on the video- he seemed nice!

Re: Dear A$shole
 

You drive a H2 , this thread is a beat.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

An H2 deserves to be keyed everytime, its a big waste of metal and as lame a vehicle purchase as there is in this world. Can I have your home address so I can blow it up?

Re: Dear A$shole
 

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An H2 deserves to be keyed everytime, its a big waste of metal and as lame a vehicle purchase as there is in this world. Can I have your home address so I can blow it up?

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You are a dumb ass troll.

Thanks for posting.

Re: Dear A$shole
 

Anyone who thinks an H2 is a good purchase has a poor understanding of the world and should be weeded out before the world is done for. Dranoel, thanks for posting, you must be American = gas guzzling dumb ass.

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Anybody with a Hummer deserves to get their car keyed. They are helping destroy the earth. What a waste of gas.

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beat: you could have bought any car that wasn't a hummer h2.

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loooooooool

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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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Dallas...

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Do you play in the casinos in Shreveport? I'm originally from Shreveport and I know that a lot of people from Texas come play there quite often. I go to LSU in Baton Rouge now, though.

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Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?

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Dallas...

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I'm also in Dallas... did this happen at your place, or at a club?