Ever been caught doing u know what?
 

just wondering if any of u have any funny storys of urselves or someone else getting caught spanking the monkey.

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not actually caught doing it, but after i did it i forgot to turn off the videoplayer and forgot my pr0n tape in, and in the morning my parents came and were like what is this tape and they played it... imagine the looks afterwards.

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My roommate had a fight club poster on the door to my room and it had marla singer in it. Obviously my RA doesn't think he has knock and gets it in his eye.

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

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That must be expensive.

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99% of all men do and the other 1% lie

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one time when i was about 16 i was at my friends house and while he was asleep i was haveing fun with his asian porn collection on his computer then all of a sudden his mom walks in but lucky for me the light was off and the volume was down ...anyway she turned on the lights but i was quick enoughf to put the keyboard over my wang and turn it off and pretend i was typeing on aim.

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one time when i was about 16 i was at my friends house and while he was asleep i was haveing fun with his asian porn collection on his computer then all of a sudden his mom walks in but lucky for me the light was off and the volume was down ...anyway she turned on the lights but i was quick enoughf to put the keyboard over my wang and turn it off and pretend i was typeing on aim.

[/ QUOTE ] and she didnt find the keyboard over ur dick odd at all?

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When I was 15 or so my mother was really into local politics. One night I was upstairs in my room doing things that God frowns upon when my door opens and in walks the mayor and a couple city councilmen. She was giving them a tour of the house. I was sitting at my computer with a blanket so I covered up fast but I'm pretty sure the mayor saw my computer screen before I kicked the power switch on the strip cord and knew what was going on.

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one time when i was about 16 i was at my friends house and while he was asleep i was haveing fun with his asian porn collection on his computer then all of a sudden his mom walks in but lucky for me the light was off and the volume was down ...anyway she turned on the lights but i was quick enoughf to put the keyboard over my wang and turn it off and pretend i was typeing on aim.

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[/ QUOTE ] Well she did kinda pause for a couple seconds and gave me this weird look but thats about it in the morning my friend got in trouble cause i showed her the porn so i think she didnt suspect anything

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one time when i was about 16 i was at my friends house and while he was asleep i was haveing fun with his asian porn collection on his computer then all of a sudden his mom walks in but lucky for me the light was off and the volume was down ...anyway she turned on the lights but i was quick enoughf to put the keyboard over my wang and turn it off and pretend i was typeing on aim.

[/ QUOTE ] and she didnt find the keyboard over ur dick odd at all?

[/ QUOTE ] Well she did kinda pause for a couple seconds and gave me this weird look but thats about it in the morning my friend got in trouble cause i showed her the porn so i think she didnt suspect anything

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u showed your friends mom his porn?

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Clicky pictures suck.

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

[/ QUOTE ]No way in hell do i belive you havent done it atleast once,its ok to admit it.

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

[/ QUOTE ]No way in hell do i belive you havent done it atleast once,its ok to admit it.

[/ QUOTE ] Well belive it and here is why.....My parents are both very religious and if i was to ever get caught i woudlnt have any other option but suicide lol the shame would be unbareable. so i rather not even take the risk and sinse 1 of them is always home i would have no time to. not even at night i dont have lock on my door and they can be very very sneeky let me tell ya

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

[/ QUOTE ]No way in hell do i belive you havent done it atleast once,its ok to admit it.

[/ QUOTE ] Well belive it and here is why.....My parents are both very religious and if i was to ever get caught i woudlnt have any other option but suicide lol the shame would be unbareable. so i rather not even take the risk and sinse 1 of them is always home i would have no time to. not even at night i dont have lock on my door and they can be very very sneeky let me tell ya

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Do you take showers together?

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Okay you caught me.

I admit it's not haha funny... but if you wait for it....ahhhhhhh there it is.

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

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So I guess you're what one would call an amputee...

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No... because i never do it in the first place which is probably the only case in bbv4life

[/ QUOTE ]No way in hell do i belive you havent done it atleast once,its ok to admit it.

[/ QUOTE ] Well belive it and here is why.....My parents are both very religious and if i was to ever get caught i woudlnt have any other option but suicide lol the shame would be unbareable. so i rather not even take the risk and sinse 1 of them is always home i would have no time to. not even at night i dont have lock on my door and they can be very very sneeky let me tell ya

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I once turned on the webcam to a friend of mine to show him something I had bought.
After that I forgot to turn the webcam off and proceeded to surf a little around in the internet when I decided that I want to spank the monkey.

Well, luckily he couldnt see my dick, but he commented "Your arm looks like you are masturbating"

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yes by my mother. do you really want the story?

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was about to type a story, then I realized I was in school and there are people sitting next to me and behind me.