I wish one of you guys had children
 

So I could kick them in their [censored] head or stop on their testicles so you could see how I feel because thats how I feel when I wake up everymorning.

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

Just find some random baby and punch it in the crotch.

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I usually dont do interviews with women unless I get to fornicate with them first

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do you have testicular cancer or something?

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Try using the "beep beep beep" setting on your alarm clock instead. Waking up to Linkin Park or Creed might be the source of the problem.

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MY STYLE IS IMPECCUOUS MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE

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me no unnerstand thred.

pleez to b splainin'

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I sacrifice so much of my life can I at least get layed
Ive been robbed of most of my money can I at least get a [censored]

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

IM THE BEST EVER IM THE MOST RUTHLESS IM JUST FEROCIOUS I WANT YOUR HEART ILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

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tell daddy all about it.

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POTD. Seriously. Also if you dont understand how awesome this op is you suck bad at life.

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

CMON YOU BITCH YOU SCARED COWARD YOUR NOT MAN ENOUGH TO [censored] WITH ME YOU BITCH YOU CANT LAST 2 MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH ILL [censored] YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGOT

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Everyone knows you're a transvestite and you love me. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. I can't wait to get my hands on a pretty thing like you."

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

please fade into bolivian

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IM ALEXANDER HES NO ALEXANDER IM SONNY LISTEN IM JACK DEMPSY

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

me unnerstand now. pleez cuntinue wit retrospekive

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TIN FOIL HAT

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I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage.

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Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

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One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

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Yeah, I'm coming for you. He's a conqueror? No, he's not Alexander, I'm Alexander.

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

I may like fornicating more than other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a [censored]?

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

how dare you talk to me like that? you should get up and kneel to me now

im gonna make you my girlfriend

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

I want to talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and talk about you sucking my dick, because if I was eloquent with you you'd still look at me like I'm a scumbag.

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i feel ignorant

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how dare you talk to me like that? you should get up and kneel to me now

im gonna make you my girlfriend

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you're sweet. you better kiss me good with those big lips

p.s. I'll [censored] you till you love me

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

Yellow Owl find a stray rabbit to kick.
Man I hope you were the one that decreed you would be called Yellow Owl from now on because if not this just points out that you will need more small animals to kick.

I wish I had a kid or two also. You guys have any idea how [censored] messy my kitchen is all the time?

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I am indeed yellow owl

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I cant have children kuz I'm not gettin no poontang =X

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I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

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I cant have children kuz I'm not gettin no poontang =X

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This is why they invented bribing maternity ward nurses.

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this thread owns

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this thread owns

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Yes, unfortunately the person it pays tribute to no longer does.

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I think when l33t wakes up and search for his posts he'll be confused as the rest of us.

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I'm on this Zoloft thing, right? But I'm on that to keep me from killing y'all!

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Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.

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My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.

Re: I wish one of you guys had children
 

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My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.

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Shut up, no one cares about you.

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My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.

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Shut up, no one cares about you.

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I care.

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drizzle i love you butt i forgotz to include you in my party. imma pretend that you were sexin me in the back k??