I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
 

lol i got mugged, txredman style.

so i was at the corner store today on my way to the bus which takes me to my job. standing at the counter talking to sonny, the guy who owns it and calls me 'boss,' which is what every hispanic or indian or arab guy in new york calls any white man, even if he is some unkempt chud like me.

it's kinda crowded in the store, i get to the counter and pull some bills out to pay for my purchase. a couple quarters fall out of my pocket. since there's a line, and the money didn't fall in someone's path or at their feet or anything, and change isn't real money unless you have to feed a meter anyway, i don't INSTANTLY go to pick it up.

well in the two seconds it takes for me to hand sonny the money and turn around to get my quarters, this woman wriggles by me (she had to go between me and a shelf, it was def a squeeze to get there) and bends down to pick up the quarters. i'm like, "oh you don't need to do that."

without saying a word to me she stands up and puts the money in her little zippered change compartment in her wallet and gets back in line. i look at sonny. i look at the woman. i look back at sonny. he shrugs.

what do you think i did OOT? what would you have done?

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Sometimes, you just have to just shake your head and laugh. This seems like one of those situations. I would've marvelled at the balls on that woman, because doing something like that takes some serious nerve.

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Yeah I'd let that one slide.

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Put the bitch in her place. Cue Wayne Brady pic.

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I definitely say something along the lines of "Excuse me, ma'am, those were my quarters you just picked up."

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tik this is washington heights. the belly of the beast homie. if you let bitches play you they know you pussy and it's a wrap, dog.

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Ask her for change of a dollar ..

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I would look her dead in the eyes and say "for taking what was not yours, I curse you and your children, and your childrens children. one hundred years of pain and anguish you have brought upon you and yours" Then I would spit on the floor in front of her and walk out of the store.

seriously.

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Wait for her to make a purchase. Have sonny either a) give you her change , b) have sonny take 50 cents from her purchase and give it to you OR c) choke a bitch

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Sometimes, you just have to just shake your head and laugh. This seems like one of those situations. I would've marvelled at the balls on that woman, because doing something like that takes some serious nerve.

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I would definitely have laughed. Takes not only balls, but a complete lack of class to do that. Sounds like this woman felt you owed her the change -- white guilt schtick again?

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Watchoo gunna give me for those four bits, hon?

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tik this is washington heighra. the belly of the beast homie. if you let bitches play you they know you pussy and it's a wrap, dog.

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In that case, I think you need to curse the bitch out en Español. Something along the lines of "Coño! Puta madre! Me cago en tu familia, puta!"

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On the other hand, you could have just held your hand out for the change and said, No thanks, I don't feel like buying a prostitute today.

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Nt,

Did she look like this yo?

http://www.hot933.fm/EI/T/Pics/Chann...ad_whitney.jpg

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I saw a lady take .04c out of the take a penny/leave a penny cup and put it in her purse. She didn't try to hide it. I was dumbfounded, and just looked at her for a second she didn't look back and left.

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Take out the rest of your change and start dropping coins every few seconds. Start with quarters and work your way down to pennies. See how far she will go.

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I'll guess that you shrugged too.

I would have actually said something like: "Have you no [censored] shame? You really needed to steal 50 cents from me? Would you like another $5?"

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tik this is washington heighra. the belly of the beast homie. if you let bitches play you they know you pussy and it's a wrap, dog.

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In that case, I think you need to curse the bitch out en Español. Something along the lines of "Coño! Puta madre! Me cago en tu familia, puta!"

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actually she was white so i'm not sure that would have helped

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nah what you do is take out some more change, drop it, then as she goes to grab it, stomp her hand to [censored] with your boot.

Re: I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.
 

The way the story was going, I thought someone was going to hold up the place and take your wallet.

I like throwing pennies at her.

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This is why people carry ass pennies around with them.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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nah what you do is take out some more change, drop it, then as she goes to grab it, stomp her hand to [censored] with your boot.

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Winnah!

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The way the story was going, I thought someone was going to hold up the place and take your wallet.

I like throwing pennies at her.

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Heat them up with a cigarette lighter first.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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Ha!

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If you wanted to be an evil bastard, you could wait outside for her. About 15 sec before she comes out, heat up a quarter with lighter and drop it on the ground as she walks out of the store.

I wouldnt do this to a woman, but if it was another douchebag I would feel obligated to do something.

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It really should not matter.

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Agreed. If women are held to a different standard, then they have to be held to it both ways, as in, a woman especially shouldn't have been pulling this crap.

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One man gathers what another man spills.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.



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Before I read this, I was thinking you should take a dollar bill out, blow your nose in it, then hand her the snotty dollar and see if she takes it.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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If i had been there i would have probably hit you in the face.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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If i had been there i would have probably hit you in the face.

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lol

p.s. Im laughing at you not with you

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I definitely would have laughed and left. There becomes a point when someone is SO pathetic, you just can't get mad.

However, I'd let her have my back any day - huge cajones.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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Perfect play IMO.

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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If i had been there i would have probably hit you in the face.

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corner of hillside and broadway, come get it any time tough guy

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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If i had been there i would have probably hit you in the face.

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corner of hillside and broadway, come get it any time tough guy

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wow, how convenient for mr megalo

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.

then i saw my bus coming so i left. through the store window i saw her running over to pick up the bill, i couldn't stop laughing all the way to work. definitely the best 1.50 i ever spent.

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If i had been there i would have probably hit you in the face.

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corner of hillside and broadway, come get it any time tough guy

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I would have to catch you in the act to want to hit you.
Meeting up to fight over this would seem a bit weird.
But you never know, our paths might cross one day.

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just arrange a meetup and he'll agree to perform said act

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just arrange a meetup and he'll agree to perform said act

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haha.

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just arrange a meetup and he'll agree to perform said act

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lmao hahaha