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My weekend in Manhattan trip report.d
The girlfriend and I didn't get out of JFK till 11:00 pm friday night so by the time we got out of our hotel (Hilton @ Times Square)it was close to midnight and we were hungry and thirsty. Her brother suggested "Cafeteria" on 7th/17th which was a pretty hip place me thinks. The food was good, i had a steak sandwich and she had the lox/bagel. Holy Chit are drinks expensive in that city. By the time we got back to Times Square I think every black guy north of the Mason/Dixon line was there. Scarrrry. I think i did the "touch the wallet to make sure its still there" every second.
Come Saturday we (I) decided we were going to Grimaldis under the Brooklyn Bridge for lunch. After an "ok" buffet breakfast at the the Hilton (included in price of stay) we were on the way. Saturday the weather was picture perfect. It took roughly 3 hours to get there after numerous stops to see the different parks and such on the way there. Its awesome how the neighborhoods change depending on the streets you take. Pretty much stuck to Broadway all the way. The Farmers Market at Union Square was great. Amazing to see something like that in the middle of the city. The trick to walking in the crowds is to look like you live there so all the street vendors don't harass you w/ flyers and crap. Finally made it over the Brooklyn Bridge without getting run over by a guy training for the Tour de France. About a 20 minute wait for the pizza and was well worth it. We (I) ate a large pie and it was by far the best pizza i have ever had, actually lived up to the hype which was surprising. Walked back over the bridge because we couldn't find a subway near there and then took the subway back to Times Square, the "7 train" i think it was. Time to get a nap before the Sens game. So we make it across the street to Port Authority to catch the bus to Continental Arena a la someones suggestion here on 2+2, big thank-you to whoever that was. I figured i'd be the only Sens jersey there, wrong, Sens fans came out of the woodwork to say the least. I have never seen that many at one time. We had hoped there would be places to eat around the arena but that place is in the middle of a swamp or something. Terrible location. We had to eat inside the arena and the food was typical arena crap.They had Guiness which was a plus but that was good as it got food/drink wise. My girl and I were 8 rows back/ section 111 and we were surrounded by Devils fans which sucked. The Devils came out "on fire" in the first then the Sens owned them from 2nd period on. Great game. By the time we got back to the city we crashed for the night. Come Sunday it was Central Park time. After another so-so breakfast buffet we took a cab to Columbus Circle and walked around the park for a few hours. It part partly cloudy and the wind made it pretty damn cold. Its amazing how there is a park that size in the middle of that city. Guys were playing softball and all i could think of was how much the team registration fees were in order to play in that park. There was a huge Jew parade or something going on 5th ave and i think every cop in the city was standingguard over it. Never seen so many guys in those special "hats" in my entire life. We found a Deli and i ate a great Pastrami and my girl had some funky Monte Cristo sandwich. Made our way back down 6th to Times Square. Is there a Starbucks every 100 yds or is it my imagination??? And what is up with all the Duane Reeds on every corner??? We took a quick nap and headed out for a good dinner. Blue Water Grill on 16th across from Union Square was our choice. The place was very, very good. Ate in the jazz room downstairs. Had a dozen oysters to start with and she had the sea bass while I went with the red snapper. Both were excellent. The wine was good (can't remember the name, it was suggested by the server)and the dessert was a 9/10. She had the Molten Chocolate something and I had the Lemon Tart w/ Kiwi salsa. It was a great way to end the weekend. That city is probably the best city in the world to visit but there is no way i could live there. Too much $$$$$ to maintain my standard of living. Condensed version: Ate at some great places, spent waaaay to much money in 3 days, scared by all the "minorities" in Times Square and took advantage of the great public transportation and watched my Sens clinch. |
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Your racism and anti-semitism makes me wish you were still in Manhattan bleeding in an alley.
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Sorry if I came off as a racist or anti-semite, i am not. Its just a huge change in surroundings coming from Az. where there isn't much like that to compare it too.
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Sorry if I came off as a racist or anti-semite, i am not . Its just a huge change in surroundings coming from Az. where there isn't much like that to compare it too. [/ QUOTE ] Oh good. Well then in that case, I'm glad that you and your girlfriend has such a blast! Hooray!! |
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Sorry if I came off as a racist or anti-semite, i am not. Its just a huge change in surroundings coming from Az. where they don't allow blacks or jews . [/ QUOTE ] |
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Sorry if I came off as a racist or anti-semite, i am not. Its just a huge change in surroundings coming from Az. where there isn't much like that to compare it too. [/ QUOTE ] Black people are 'scarrrrry' and you had to guard your wallet? Some big Jew parade with those funny "hats"? What do you think racism and bigotry is, exactly? Enjoy Arizona. No need to hurry back, we'll let you know when the Jews and blacks are gone. |
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Please stay in Arizona, you [censored] douchebag.
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...scared by all the "minorities" in Times Square... [/ QUOTE ] Sorry about the scare. I guess I missed the memo that weekend keeping us colored folk sequestered in the Bronx and Brooklyn for your visit. Let me know ahead of time for your next visit and I'll try to stick to the outer boroughs and not scare you and your girlfriend by walking so suspiciously close to her purse and/or your wallet. |
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OP...there's really no way to deny that you are racist and an anti-semite. I bet you are a homophobe, too. Have a good day.
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Again, after reviewing my post I see how it could come across as racist and anti-semitic. That was not my intention as I just tried to add a little bit of "humor" which did not come out exactly as I intended. If you guys want me to edit, I have no problem in that.
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Again, after reviewing my post I see how it could come across as racist and anti-semitic. That was not my intention as I just tried to add a little bit of "humor" which did not come out exactly as I intended. If you guys want me to edit, I have no problem in that. [/ QUOTE ] Dude, it didn't come across as racist and anti-semitic. I'm far from sensitive about these issues, but when I see how utterly clueless and naive some people are, it scares the hell out of me. It's very clear you weren't trying to be funny when you described the black people that scared you. |
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wow. just. wowww.
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Guys,
Come on, I think we can all at least agree that the Jews do have some funny hats. |
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lol @ his avatar from "The Jerk"
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Well, at least he's honest. And yes, Jews do have some hi-larious lids.
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Guys, Come on, I think we can all at least agree that the Jews do have some funny hats. [/ QUOTE ] ...and what's with those curly sideburns? Wouldn't it be funny if the scary blacks in Times Square also had those curly things, but they were little afros? Now that would be funny... |
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anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool.
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anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. |
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[ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I was just going to write that he must not have noticed the crowd at Cafeteria. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I was just going to write that he must not have noticed the crowd at Cafeteria. [/ QUOTE ] But the chicken and waffles there is so good |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I was just going to write that he must not have noticed the crowd at Cafeteria. [/ QUOTE ] I was waiting for these responses. My girlfriends' brother is ...... gay, yes. Just like blacks and jews, I have no ill will towards gays as well. He is cool as hell and knows his way around the city and I knew his suggestions were going to be spot-on. I do deserve all this criticism as my attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor missed by a mile in the OP. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I was just going to write that he must not have noticed the crowd at Cafeteria. [/ QUOTE ] I was waiting for these responses. My girlfriends' brother is ...... gay, yes. Just like blacks and jews, I have no ill will towards gays as well. He is cool as hell and knows his way around the city and I knew his suggestions were going to be spot-on. I do deserve all this criticism as my attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor missed by a mile in the OP. [/ QUOTE ] Please explain how anything you wrote was tongue-in-cheek. Please display that you have any idea what that means, and how it applied to your post. |
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That was not my intention as I just tried to add a little bit of "humor" which did not come out exactly as I intended. [/ QUOTE ] Who the hell are you? Michael Richards? |
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My girlfriends' brother is ...... gay, yes. Just like blacks and jews, I have no ill will towards gays as well. He is cool as hell and knows his way around the city and I knew his suggestions were going to be spot-on. [/ QUOTE ] Guys....relax! He knows a "gay", it's cool. The John Rocker of OOT is a-ok in my book. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] anti-semitic? probably not, racist? ya, you are a huge one...but Im sure you have black friends, so every thing is cool. [/ QUOTE ] On the bright side, OP did not exhibit any outward homophobia. [/ QUOTE ] That is surprising considering he ate in Chelsea. Maybe this TR about Times Square is from 1985. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. I was just going to write that he must not have noticed the crowd at Cafeteria. [/ QUOTE ] I was waiting for these responses. My girlfriends' brother is ...... gay, yes. Just like blacks and jews, I have no ill will towards gays as well. He is cool as hell and knows his way around the city and I knew his suggestions were going to be spot-on. I do deserve all this criticism as my attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor missed by a mile in the OP. [/ QUOTE ] Please explain how anything you wrote was tongue-in-cheek. Please display that you have any idea what that means, and how it applied to your post. [/ QUOTE ] When referring to the parade i could have not mentioned nothing at all to the religeous nature of it and instead just called it a parade. I just tried to make the TR a bit more colorful. And yes, I know those "funny hats" I was referring to are called "Yamikas". And when mentioning "Scarry blacks" I went a bit overboard by using the word "scarry". Again, i was just trying to add a little more to my trip report. Nothing in any of my posts show any inclination to any rascist overtones so i'll finish it at that. Mods : Please lock this thread as it going straight down the crapper due to my terrible OP. -Thanks. |
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One of those "scarry blacks":
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OP, it's clear you're not mean-spirited, you're just ignorant and limited by your background. Nobody's perfect. Maybe this experience has taught you something. But trying to pass off your OP as "humor" is lol.
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I know where how the OP feels. The same way I feel when I go to Arizona and am surrounded by thousands of dumb blondes saying stupid [censored] and walking around with smiles on their faces for no reason, as if the sun had destroyed all but 4 of their brain cells.
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OP...there's really no way to deny that you are racist and an anti-semite. I bet you are a homophobe, too. Have a good day. [/ QUOTE ] not that there is anything wrong with being a homophobe. Racist yes, but homophobia is perfectly natural and healthy. |
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next time you visit, please step into an exposed manhole. They're actually lovely spectacles of the city from below.
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"By the time we got back to Times Square I think every black guy north of the Mason/Dixon line was there."
hahahahahahaahahahhaahahhahahhahahaha |
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