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onlinebeginner 05-07-2007 02:02 PM

SPERM$$$$
 
Suprised I haven't come across this

sry if this has been done and i just didn't notice



anyone ever sell their sperm... trip reports please

whoisthedrizzle 05-07-2007 02:06 PM

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Yeah, I go down to the Castro and some guy in an alley collects it from me. He makes me close my eyes while he sucks it out of a hose though...

Squareview 05-07-2007 02:12 PM

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100% ban

whipsaw 05-07-2007 02:12 PM

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I've sold mine for -$500 several times

onlinebeginner 05-07-2007 02:14 PM

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100% ban

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cus i asked about people going to sperm banks?

doubLe a tom 05-07-2007 02:22 PM

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Yeah, I go down to the Castro and some guy in an alley collects it from me. He makes me close my eyes while he sucks it out of a hose though...

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lollll

Jiggymike 05-07-2007 02:27 PM

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I've sold mine for -$500 several times

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Awesome post.

I have a "friend" that goes (I would admit it if I did it but no one will believe me that I don't with all this info) fairly often actually. First I think you need to be tested to make sure your sperm can survive freezing/unfreezing. He used to go to a place where they paid like $60 a load and I think the most you could go was 3 times a week. Now he goes to some place that pays per vial and they give you a bonus for extended membership (6 months I think). So basically one time he filled like 5 vials or something RIDICULOUS and they paid him $290, plus he gets that matched if he says long enough.

ahnuld 05-07-2007 02:27 PM

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bet my sperm is worth more than ur sperm (good genes ftw)

LeatherFace 05-07-2007 03:43 PM

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bet my sperm is worth more than ur sperm (good genes ftw)

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I volunteer to be the taste tester.

cwes 05-07-2007 03:49 PM

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http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1...ooptoadck6.png

BellagioPlayer 05-07-2007 08:20 PM

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You can only donate until 10 women have been inpregnated with your splooge. That's a fact.

vhawk01 05-07-2007 08:53 PM

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You can only donate until 10 women have been inpregnated with your splooge. That's a fact.

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And then you need a rest and a cookie.

ambassadorbob 05-07-2007 09:01 PM

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Unsure of this. How do you create in first place if tis just to go in a lil tube?

tisthefire 05-07-2007 09:17 PM

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I've sold mine for -$500 several times

[/ QUOTE ]i've sold mine for free to my toilet tons of times

H5N1 05-07-2007 09:18 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
I've sold mine for -$500 several times

[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome post.

I have a "friend" that goes (I would admit it if I did it but no one will believe me that I don't with all this info) fairly often actually. First I think you need to be tested to make sure your sperm can survive freezing/unfreezing. He used to go to a place where they paid like $60 a load and I think the most you could go was 3 times a week. Now he goes to some place that pays per vial and they give you a bonus for extended membership (6 months I think). So basically one time he filled like 5 vials or something RIDICULOUS and they paid him $290, plus he gets that matched if he says long enough.

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How the heck did your "friend" get rakeback on splooge? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Godson 05-07-2007 09:25 PM

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plz pm me location of sperm bank that pays you bank for u 2 skeet.

TyFuji 05-07-2007 09:48 PM

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my spermbank doesn't have rakeback, just some dumb ass FPPs.





I do have a lot of stress stars though.

BellagioPlayer 05-07-2007 10:27 PM

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I've sold mine for -$500 several times

i've sold mine for free to my toilet tons of times

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And I've sold mine into an old dirty sock too many times to count.


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