Post your euphemisms for going number 2
 

Dropping anchor
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

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"Excuse me, I have to go powder my nose"

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blow mud

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drop deuce

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grow a tail

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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl


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"Squeezing out a Durden"

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"Serving Zone 2"

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I have to go see a man about a horse.

Lay cable.

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take the skinheads bowling
make a call on the big white phone in the bathroom
go boom boom

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pinch a loaf

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farts:
the toothless one speaks

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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I just say I gotta take a big stinky 2 + 2.

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Drop deuce
Drop trow
Fire a scud
Empty the chamber (or, "pardon me, I have a round in the chamber")
Splashdown
Meeting in door number 2, seating for one
Cut some pipe
See if corn really floats

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I have to go take a piss out my ass.

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I go with the classic, "I'm going to the library."

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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Rat Race? I don't know why I know that.

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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl with a strong running game


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Give birth to George Bush.

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squeezed out a tuq

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Gotta drop a bomb up in this bitch.

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curl one out

crimp one off

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Free Mumia

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take a growler

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Go play with Mr. Hankey

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[censored]

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droping the kids off at the pool

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log out

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defecate

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"push mud"

Similar to movie quote..."I'm crowning" (those with kids will understand)

"drop a duece"

"extrude a mudpipe"

"I sharted"

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How does Tyler Durden not have *** by now ?

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Twosies!

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Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

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I've always said "the Huxtables (sp?)," but, same idea.

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making monkey tails

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baking brownies
say hello to the mud cobra

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Yoddeling in the porcelain canyon

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Bombing Bagdhad

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gtg ruin the plumbing

air out my ass

drop a bomb

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release a mud shark (his breath is stinking)