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FGators 05-03-2007 01:48 PM

Looking to be Staked
 
Not sure where to put this but since I have a large variety of my posts recently in this forum I figured this might be as good a place as any. As many of you know I'm a veteran NL hold'em player that has played over 2 million hands in his life. I take a lot of pride in my poker game and am constantly searching for improvement. This involves reading poker literature, watching poker on TV, and reading the NL threads on 2+2.

As the hands have piled up I have a devout interest in playing the $5/10 or $10/20 game on PokerStars and feel that I can be a consistent winner in it, if I were given the opportunity.

As per my posts you can see that I'm mature, thoughtful, calm, and lack the stubborness it takes to be a good player. I am always open for advice and generally avoid confronation or attention.

If I were to be staked I would make sure to keep my backer up to date of all my wins and losses per the poker software I constantly use :PAHUD, PokerTracker, and other ones at my disposal.

Also, I will make sure to send the hands I played daily (completely undoctored obv.) to the person that is staking me.

I will also swear to adhere to 3 tabling $10/20, or even 2 tabling, in order to read my opponents extremely well.I have always been a firm advocate on keeping the number of tables to a minimum as playing many tables leads to poor reads and generally playing on AutoPilot (yuck).

If anyone has any further quesitons or would like to stake me for $5/10,$10/20, $25/50, $50/100, or higher please contact me via PM. I would not be against displaying my talents of getting guys to get all their money in with a set (that sucks out) against my 92 flopped flush on High Stakes Poker 4.

Happy Flops,

FGators [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

88jayhawks 05-03-2007 01:51 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
what?

PerDoom 05-03-2007 01:51 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
April Fools was last month yo.

dp13368 05-03-2007 01:51 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
In before bashing begins...

Bakes 05-03-2007 01:52 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
first in to say if you can't beat 1/2 you will never get staked for 5/10 or 10/20.

and btw i think you would get cut up in the stars 5/10 or 10/20

no flames here, just honest opinions.

XXXNoahXXX 05-03-2007 01:53 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
I expected more of this:

http://www.drkrm.com/stake.jpg

tufat23 05-03-2007 01:54 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
this cant be serious

grando 05-03-2007 01:59 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25..._m/fgators.jpg

Oxy 05-03-2007 01:59 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
If you can prove to me you are a consistent winner at .05/.1 I might be willing to steak you.

ikestoys 05-03-2007 02:00 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
in before ban?

ciki57 05-03-2007 02:01 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
in before ban?

[/ QUOTE ]

ZOMG WHERE IS CHUCK NORRIS?!!

goofyballer 05-03-2007 02:01 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
I have always been a firm advocate on keeping the number of tables to a minimum as playing many tables leads to poor reads and generally playing on AutoPilot (yuck).

[/ QUOTE ]

uhhhhhh

ikestoys 05-03-2007 02:03 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
in before ban?

[/ QUOTE ]

ZOMG WHERE IS CHUCK NORRIS?!!

[/ QUOTE ]

i <3 sloan more than chuck... the chuck thing was just a long running joke that needed to come to an end

New2NL 05-03-2007 02:03 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Fgators,

You are only stubborn and unwilling to admit you cannot even beat 1-2NL. Please save yourself the heartache that is sure to come from this thread.

futuredoc85 05-03-2007 02:03 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
ummm who hacked Fgators account? "I generally avoid attention and confrontation" was my one of my fav's, "constantly seeking improvement" was also good. "always open to advice" was almost to much, but "happy flops" pretty much sealed it for me that this is not Fgators

NoahSD 05-03-2007 02:03 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
I think maybe he's joking....

This is weird.

GeniusToad 05-03-2007 02:04 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]

As per my posts you can see that I'm mature, thoughtful, calm, and lack the stubborness it takes to be a good player.


[/ QUOTE ]

i'm sorry but you'll simply never be stubborn enough to be among the greats.

Orlando Salazar 05-03-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
2 million hands of poker and you need to be staked? Show me your summary stats and misc stats in PT.

Lori 05-03-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Move up to where they respect your rabies.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

SkinnyLittleTwig 05-03-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
I have always been a firm advocate on keeping the number of tables to a minimum as playing many tables leads to poor reads and generally playing on AutoPilot (yuck).

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahahah

Gildwulf 05-03-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
lol, this has to be a joke

Mrage 05-03-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Wow, has to be a joke for real. Who in their right mind would ever even consider this.

adanthar 05-03-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
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lol, this has to be a joke

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it is, but I don't see the punchline [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

SkeetyMcdoogle 05-03-2007 02:12 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
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lol, this has to be a joke

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Gildwulf 05-03-2007 02:12 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Normally I wouldn't want staking posts, but this is just too hilarious

DcifrThs 05-03-2007 02:12 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
IN before confirmation of levelling.

chiznadAZ 05-03-2007 02:15 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25..._m/fgators.jpg

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delta k 05-03-2007 02:20 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
PM me, I'll stake you, or any losing player on the internet- their luck has to turn at some point, right?

rebuyboy 05-03-2007 02:23 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
...and lack the stubborness it takes to be a good player

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This doesn't make sense.

(ps if u want to stake me instead feel free)

ciki57 05-03-2007 02:23 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
I'll stake you for 0.02/0.04 LIMIT FULL RING...

... IF you can prove you're a winning player there

delta k 05-03-2007 02:27 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Everything abotu Fgators sucks- his location, picture, old undertitle (he's fred! wtf?) and his posting.

but his sucking posting gives me great pleasure to read, so that's nice.

Oki-Oki 05-03-2007 02:40 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
I'm interested PM for details. On one condition, you must send me daily updates in the form of MS word documents outlining the beats.

KneeCo 05-03-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
[ QUOTE ]
but I don't see the punchline [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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PBJaxx 05-03-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Meh, has to be a joke.

whoisthedrizzle 05-03-2007 02:45 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Hey FGators, f the haters, I'll stake you



edit: nm i thought u wanted a stake for 10NL

mason55 05-03-2007 02:47 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
this is like the worst attempt at a troll/levelling ever.

way too over the top with things like

[ QUOTE ]
lack the stubborness

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I am always open for advice and generally avoid confronation or attention.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
have always been a firm advocate on keeping the number of tables to a minimum as playing many tables leads to poor reads and generally playing on AutoPilot (yuck).

[/ QUOTE ]



DOn't make it so obvious next time

willw9 05-03-2007 02:51 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
I'll do it. PM me for details

creative 05-03-2007 02:59 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
i=confused

Stake Monster 05-03-2007 03:04 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
here you go...

http://www.makeshift.ca/temp/deal.jpg

HBomb 05-03-2007 03:07 PM

Re: Looking to be Staked
 
Damn, you're better than Robin Williams and Dane Cook combined


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