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Post your bad beats, brags, and other OT stuff here.

Also, it seems that other forums are using these threads to allow people to ask for transfers from site to site. So feel free to ask for money transfers in this thread only. Just be very cautious of scammers.

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i like your location. i could use that as well.

[censored] poker and [censored] sundays, im down infinite on sundays.

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running hot as usual

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I'm gonna play ~50K hands of cash this month.

6ptBB/100 or higher.

Wish me luck MTTc.

Also, I'm gonna dump some monies at TurningStone and meet some donks like Shaun

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im also going to get off my lazy ass and play 100 sets of SnG this month. and of course win every MTT i play

yes i play extremely low volume

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i hope to make 20k this month in mtts profit, and another 20k in cash games.

then lose it all at turning stone.

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I'm going to become one mean mother-[censored] live player

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[ QUOTE ]
I'm gonna play ~50K hands of cash this month.

6ptBB/100 or higher.

Wish me luck MTTc.

Also, I'm gonna dump some monies at TurningStone and meet some donks like Shaun

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What stakes?

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My only goal this month is to make a ton of money to blow in Vegas during the WSOP.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm gonna play ~50K hands of cash this month.

6ptBB/100 or higher.

Wish me luck MTTc.

Also, I'm gonna dump some monies at TurningStone and meet some donks like Shaun

[/ QUOTE ]

What stakes?

[/ QUOTE ]

Mostly 200NL

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[ QUOTE ]
My only goal this month is to make a ton of money to blow in Vegas during the WSOP.

[/ QUOTE ]

qft

+one wsop ME seat for me

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I'll miss April [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It was good to me

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already tried to blow up deep in a tourney 4bet bluffing some nit, but then i sucked out. not sure if this is a good or bad sign of the month to come.

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[ QUOTE ]
running hot for a change

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well so far this month its offically "flop set over set vs cking month"

As for what ill be doing its hopefully playing alot of cash games this month and winning a WSOP seat

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May not off to a great start. From the late night $5 rebuy, for a 100bb stack 2x average..mmm 98% fav when the money goes in earns me mad sklansky bucks though!!


PokerStars Game #9695119181: Tournament #48887850, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/01 - 06:55:20 (ET)
Table '48887850 39' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: boxtop703 (15978 in chips)
Seat 3: M WAKA (17470 in chips)
Seat 4: swede554 (9030 in chips)
Seat 5: Neilis (25919 in chips)
Seat 6: lahmanya (26565 in chips)
Seat 7: kride11 (14420 in chips)
Seat 8: pokerkent (13175 in chips)
Seat 9: CurlyMatt (17525 in chips)
boxtop703: posts the ante 25
M WAKA: posts the ante 25
swede554: posts the ante 25
Neilis: posts the ante 25
lahmanya: posts the ante 25
kride11: posts the ante 25
pokerkent: posts the ante 25
CurlyMatt: posts the ante 25
M WAKA: posts small blind 100
swede554: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to swede554 [5s 6s]
Neilis: raises 400 to 600
lahmanya: folds
kride11: folds
pokerkent: calls 600
CurlyMatt: folds
boxtop703: calls 600
M WAKA: folds
swede554: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Ts 4s Js]
swede554: checks
Neilis: checks
pokerkent: checks
boxtop703: bets 15353 and is all-in
swede554: calls 8405 and is all-in
Neilis: folds
pokerkent: folds
*** TURN *** [Ts 4s Js] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 4s Js Tc] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
swede554: shows [5s 6s] (a flush, Jack high)
boxtop703: shows [9d Td] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
boxtop703 collected 19510 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19510 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 4s Js Tc 9s]
Seat 2: boxtop703 (button) showed [9d Td] and won (19510) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 3: M WAKA (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: swede554 (big blind) showed [5s 6s] and lost with a flush, Jack high
Seat 5: Neilis folded on the Flop
Seat 6: lahmanya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kride11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pokerkent folded on the Flop
Seat 9: CurlyMatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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I've got 6k canadian of mtt buyins lined up for the first 2 weeks of may and I havn't played an mtt in like a month. Hopefully I'll be able to cover these and make another 5-10k in live cash in the first two weeks of may and then 30-50k in cash in the last 2 weeks online.

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3 FT bubbles in the last 24 hours...

Stars $55 AK<AT - to bust 12th
Stars $5r trapped by a flopped set of K's for 12th
FTP $24 11th...99<88 [censored] [censored] [censored]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2328528031: $5,000 Guarantee (17164650), Table 24 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:20:35 ET - 2007/05/01
Seat 4: rvrmonkey (31,918)
Seat 5: shihoko (48,750)
Seat 6: murry99 (88,507)
Seat 7: michaelholl (41,722)
Seat 8: Two Red Aces (12,905)
rvrmonkey antes 250
shihoko antes 250
murry99 antes 250
michaelholl antes 250
Two Red Aces antes 250
shihoko posts the small blind of 1,000
murry99 posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rvrmonkey [9d 9c]
michaelholl folds
Two Red Aces folds
rvrmonkey raises to 5,500
shihoko raises to 14,000
murry99 folds
rvrmonkey raises to 31,668, and is all in
shihoko calls 17,668
rvrmonkey shows [9d 9c]
shihoko shows [8c 8s]
*** FLOP *** [8h 3h 6s]
*** TURN *** [8h 3h 6s] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [8h 3h 6s Ad] [Ts]
rvrmonkey shows a pair of Nines
shihoko shows three of a kind, Eights
shihoko wins the pot (66,586) with three of a kind, Eights
rvrmonkey stands up
Two Red Aces: woooooooooooow
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 66,586 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 3h 6s Ad Ts]
Seat 4: rvrmonkey (button) showed [9d 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: shihoko (small blind) showed [8c 8s] and won (66,586) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 6: murry99 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: michaelholl folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Two Red Aces folded before the Flop

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55R DUDE OPEN SHOVE UTG FOR HUGE AMOUNT OF CHIPS

IM N SUCH TILT RIGHT NOW

THIS IS SO SICK


PokerStars Game #9702513032: Tournament #48887913, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/05/01 - 17:58:00 (ET)
Table '48887913 22' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: SuitedAce87 (9890 in chips)
Seat 2: JULLENISEN2 (28364 in chips)
Seat 3: scarface_79 (12510 in chips)
Seat 4: ocrowe (41557 in chips)
Seat 5: AngelKitty22 (33292 in chips)
Seat 6: Dutchvinny (11065 in chips)
Seat 7: LEEJONESPWNS (42125 in chips)
Seat 8: M.MERINO (23085 in chips)
Seat 9: Nick55 (23494 in chips)
SuitedAce87: posts the ante 50
JULLENISEN2: posts the ante 50
scarface_79: posts the ante 50
ocrowe: posts the ante 50
AngelKitty22: posts the ante 50
Dutchvinny: posts the ante 50
LEEJONESPWNS: posts the ante 50
M.MERINO: posts the ante 50
Nick55: posts the ante 50
Dutchvinny: posts small blind 400
LEEJONESPWNS: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LEEJONESPWNS [Qc Qs]
M.MERINO: raises 22235 to 23035 and is all-in
Nick55: folds
SuitedAce87: folds
JULLENISEN2: folds
scarface_79: folds
ocrowe: folds
AngelKitty22: folds
Dutchvinny: folds
LEEJONESPWNS: calls 22235
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6h Jh]
*** TURN *** [Kh 6h Jh] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6h Jh 2d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LEEJONESPWNS: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
M.MERINO: shows [Qh Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
LEEJONESPWNS said, " erkblhfsdk["
LEEJONESPWNS said, "sadfhb;fsda"
LEEJONESPWNS said, "sdafkhbwf"
LEEJONESPWNS said, "sfdkhbsadf"
M.MERINO collected 46920 from pot
LEEJONESPWNS said, "sfdakhb"
LEEJONESPWNS said, "[ksfdjk fd"
LEEJONESPWNS said, "sfjhuhasf r"
LEEJONESPWNS said, "wrhbuear"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 46920 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 6h Jh 2d Jd]
Seat 1: SuitedAce87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JULLENISEN2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: scarface_79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ocrowe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AngelKitty22 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dutchvinny (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: LEEJONESPWNS (big blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 8: M.MERINO showed [Qh Js] and won (46920) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: Nick55 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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sighhhh.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2331684355: $11,000 Guarantee (17183316), Table 64 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:39:19 ET - 2007/05/01
Seat 2: CanadianCripplr (9,521)
Seat 3: Baster Mates (33,046)
Seat 4: krazylouie (31,417)
Seat 5: halera (121,671)
Seat 6: TUCCI007 (96,399)
Seat 7: tedsfishfry (30,837)
Seat 8: Awg120 (18,760)
Seat 9: SpankyHamm (80,526)
CanadianCripplr antes 250
Baster Mates antes 250
krazylouie antes 250
halera antes 250
TUCCI007 antes 250
tedsfishfry antes 250
Awg120 antes 250
SpankyHamm antes 250
SpankyHamm posts the small blind of 1,000
CanadianCripplr posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Qd Qh]
Baster Mates folds
krazylouie folds
halera folds
TUCCI007 raises to 6,000
tedsfishfry raises to 30,587, and is all in
Awg120 folds
SpankyHamm: i'll buy you a beet next time i'm in town
SpankyHamm folds
CanadianCripplr calls 7,271, and is all in
TUCCI007 folds
SpankyHamm: beer
tedsfishfry shows [Qd Qh]
CanadianCripplr shows [Qs 9d]
Uncalled bet of 21,316 returned to tedsfishfry
*** FLOP *** [6h Td 4c]
SpankyHamm: or beet - whatever
*** TURN *** [6h Td 4c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [6h Td 4c 8h] [Jc]
tedsfishfry shows a pair of Queens
CanadianCripplr shows a straight, Queen high
CanadianCripplr wins the pot (27,542) with a straight, Queen high
tedsfishfry: sighhhhh
The blinds are now 1,200/2,400 with an ante of 300
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 27,542 | Rake 0
Board: [6h Td 4c 8h Jc]
Seat 2: CanadianCripplr (big blind) showed [Qs 9d] and won (27,542) with a straight, Queen high
Seat 3: Baster Mates folded before the Flop
Seat 4: krazylouie folded before the Flop
Seat 5: halera folded before the Flop
Seat 6: TUCCI007 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: tedsfishfry showed [Qd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: Awg120 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: SpankyHamm (small blind) folded before the Flop

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Man I did something so dumb in my $109 I was in. I decided to squeeze play half my stack; it was just bad. Got caught folded and then blow up the next hand. Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

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[ QUOTE ]
Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

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I'm guessing this has a lot of competition too, therefore I request HHs.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Worst tournament sequence in my entire life.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm guessing this has a lot of competition too, therefore I request HHs.

[/ QUOTE ]

Im too embarassed to. If BBV gets a hold of this my life on here is over. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I tried to be superman for no reason.

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Feeling pretty good about myself. Ever since a few of you recommended I move to the $3 + .25 45man Turbos.

Tournament | Game | Date/Time | Buy-In | Entrants | Place | Points
___________|______________________|_______________ ___|____________|__________|_________|_________

48648676 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-24 13:22 $ 3.00 45 4 50.71
48733150 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-25 14:21 $ 3.00 45 7 38.33
48847360 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-26 21:47 $ 3.00 45 3 58.55
48892623 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-04-27 12:50 $ 3.00 45 1 101.42
49219517 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-01 13:18 $ 3.00 45 2 71.71
49254612 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-01 21:28 $ 3.00 45 3 58.55
49268004 Hold'em NoLimit 2007-05-02 00:39 $ 3.00 45 1 101.42

Brag: Since April 12th I have won $172.
Beat: I play micro limits.
Variance: See above

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so did stars just totally change their 0:00-5:00 tournament schedule?

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Who cares about poker when there's football?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1...030347hra6.jpg

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[ QUOTE ]
3 FT bubbles in the last 24 hours...

Stars $55 AK<AT - to bust 12th
Stars $5r trapped by a flopped set of K's for 12th
FTP $24 11th...99<88 [censored] [censored] [censored]


[/ QUOTE ]

And another bubble...AK<AK for 10thFull Tilt Poker Game #2336663089: $8,500 Guarantee (17227699), Table 18 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:12:26 ET - 2007/05/02
Seat 1: alimousine (47,349)
Seat 3: nikita28 (53,720)
Seat 4: lemme unfold (28,303)
Seat 5: ramones_64 (46,150)
Seat 6: rvrmonkey (27,042)
alimousine antes 200
nikita28 antes 200
lemme unfold antes 200
ramones_64 antes 200
rvrmonkey antes 200
rvrmonkey posts the small blind of 800
alimousine posts the big blind of 1,600
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to rvrmonkey [As Ks]
nikita28 folds
lemme unfold raises to 6,600
ramones_64 folds
rvrmonkey raises to 26,842, and is all in
alimousine folds
lemme unfold calls 20,242
rvrmonkey shows [As Ks]
lemme unfold shows [Kc Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9h Td Qc]
*** TURN *** [9h Td Qc] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [9h Td Qc 7c] [Tc]
rvrmonkey shows a pair of Tens
lemme unfold shows a flush, Ace high
lemme unfold wins the pot (56,284) with a flush, Ace high
rvrmonkey stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 56,284 | Rake 0
Board: [9h Td Qc 7c Tc]
Seat 1: alimousine (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: nikita28 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: lemme unfold showed [Kc Ac] and won (56,284) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: ramones_64 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: rvrmonkey (small blind) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Tens

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This one hurt, if for no other reason than villain's flop call...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG (t26290)
Hero (t11078)
MP1 (t27264)
MP2 (t8821)
CO (t47946)
Button (t7982)
SB (t18135)
BB (t40424)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t3000</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, BB calls t1800.

Converter messed up, pot on flop is ~7500
Flop: (t5325) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t8003 (All-In)</font>, BB calls t8003.

Turn: (t21331) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t21331) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t21331


BB has 4d Td (straight, eight high).
Hero has Kh Ah (one pair, eights).
Outcome: BB wins t21331.

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i decided to play the PPA freeroll on FTP to try to get a bankroll going there, can I get someone to trade me like 100$ FTP for Stars pronto so I can multitable - PM me eh?

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PokerStars Game #9737334447: Tournament #48834021, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/03 - 22:37:26 (ET)
Table '48834021 56' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: WildCows (4420 in chips)
Seat 2: Squiddie (5451 in chips)
Seat 3: d0r1t0s (17300 in chips)
Seat 4: Moe Rawn (3540 in chips)
Seat 5: imcastleman (6959 in chips)
Seat 6: callduhbluff (17495 in chips)
Seat 7: Philthy5468 (3306 in chips)
Seat 8: HitMe (4670 in chips)
Seat 9: Casinoshawn (5630 in chips)
WildCows: posts the ante 10
Squiddie: posts the ante 10
d0r1t0s: posts the ante 10
Moe Rawn: posts the ante 10
imcastleman: posts the ante 10
callduhbluff: posts the ante 10
Philthy5468: posts the ante 10
HitMe: posts the ante 10
Casinoshawn: posts the ante 10
Philthy5468: posts small blind 100
HitMe: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to callduhbluff [6c 7c]
Casinoshawn: folds
WildCows: folds
Squiddie: folds
d0r1t0s: folds
Moe Rawn: calls 200
imcastleman: folds
callduhbluff: calls 200
Philthy5468: folds
HitMe: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 6h 4d]
HitMe: checks
Moe Rawn: checks
callduhbluff: bets 400
HitMe: calls 400
Moe Rawn: folds
*** TURN *** [5c 6h 4d] [Ad]
HitMe: checks
callduhbluff: checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 6h 4d Ad] [Jc]
HitMe: bets 4060 and is all-in
callduhbluff: calls 4060
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HitMe: shows [Th 8c] (high card Ace)
callduhbluff: shows [6c 7c] (a pair of Sixes)
callduhbluff collected 9710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9710 | Rake 0
Board [5c 6h 4d Ad Jc]
Seat 1: WildCows folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Squiddie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Moe Rawn folded on the Flop
Seat 5: imcastleman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: callduhbluff (button) showed [6c 7c] and won (9710) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: Philthy5468 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: HitMe (big blind) showed [Th 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: Casinoshawn folded before Flop (didn't bet)



ship CL of stuper

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BIG BALLZ

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PokerStars Game #9737784399: Tournament #48888293, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/05/03 - 23:05:50 (ET)
Table '48888293 22' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Rabscuttle (60659 in chips)
Seat 3: mkind0516 (36031 in chips)
Seat 4: callduhbluff (45647 in chips)
Seat 5: Beatiful Man (56297 in chips)
Seat 6: -HonVillSuga (29668 in chips)
Seat 7: chipper_2 (44937 in chips)
Seat 8: aejones (33333 in chips)
Seat 9: NoraFlum (25085 in chips)
Rabscuttle: posts the ante 75
mkind0516: posts the ante 75
callduhbluff: posts the ante 75
Beatiful Man: posts the ante 75
-HonVillSuga: posts the ante 75
chipper_2: posts the ante 75
aejones: posts the ante 75
NoraFlum: posts the ante 75
Rabscuttle: posts small blind 800
mkind0516: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to callduhbluff [Ac Ad]
callduhbluff: raises 2800 to 4400
Beatiful Man: folds
-HonVillSuga: folds
chipper_2: folds
aejones: folds
NoraFlum: folds
Rabscuttle: folds
mkind0516 said, "/end sarcasm"
mkind0516: raises 31556 to 35956 and is all-in
callduhbluff: calls 31556
*** FLOP *** [Kh 3d 7h]
*** TURN *** [Kh 3d 7h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 3d 7h Th] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mkind0516: shows [Ks Ah] (a flush, Ace high)
callduhbluff: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
mkind0516 collected 73312 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 73312 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 3d 7h Th 3h]
Seat 1: Rabscuttle (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mkind0516 (big blind) showed [Ks Ah] and won (73312) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: callduhbluff showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 5: Beatiful Man folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: -HonVillSuga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chipper_2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: aejones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NoraFlum (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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don't know where us to put this but had my best day in poker, 5 FTs in 180s, won a $20 and a $4, and 2nd in a $10. At one point I had the chip lead in the 5rebuy, $10 15kg, and the 27.50 20kg, but fizzled out in all of them in like 50th, doh, but still almost a $2k day. I predict a big score soon hopefully for I can be a balla like most of you guys. &lt;3.

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Goal for May: Win a god damn second WSOP ME seat so I can stop worrying about my funds.

Next goal:
[ QUOTE ]
make a ton of money to blow in Vegas during the WSOP.

[/ QUOTE ]

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Im stiff after this one

PokerStars Game #9738987538: Tournament #49414543, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/05/04 - 00:37:29 (ET)
Table '49414543 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: frenchyterro (16685 in chips)
Seat 2: astronaute (13705 in chips)
Seat 3: Ricky1730 (7120 in chips)
Seat 4: SirSwish6 (13480 in chips)
Seat 6: markbris (3325 in chips)
Seat 7: BestOf1950 (6933 in chips)
Seat 8: artbadgirls (14477 in chips)
Seat 9: bsd223 (5410 in chips)
frenchyterro: posts the ante 25
astronaute: posts the ante 25
Ricky1730: posts the ante 25
SirSwish6: posts the ante 25
markbris: posts the ante 25
BestOf1950: posts the ante 25
artbadgirls: posts the ante 25
bsd223: posts the ante 25
SirSwish6: posts small blind 200
markbris: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to markbris [7h Ah]
BestOf1950: folds
artbadgirls: folds
bsd223: folds
frenchyterro: folds
astronaute: raises 800 to 1200
Ricky1730: folds
SirSwish6: folds
markbris: raises 2100 to 3300 and is all-in
astronaute: calls 2100
*** FLOP *** [8h 5h Ad]
*** TURN *** [8h 5h Ad] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [8h 5h Ad 2s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
markbris: shows [7h Ah] (a pair of Aces)
astronaute: shows [3d Kd] (a straight, Ace to Five)
astronaute collected 7000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7000 | Rake 0
Board [8h 5h Ad 2s 4s]
Seat 1: frenchyterro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: astronaute showed [3d Kd] and won (7000) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: Ricky1730 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SirSwish6 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: markbris (big blind) showed [7h Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: BestOf1950 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: artbadgirls folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: bsd223 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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aim owning. and chat before hand on adams rare ft

tedsfishfry (Observer): prob should I know who
you are?
ProbBluffingYou (Observer): lol
ProbBluffingYou (Observer): yes
ProbBluffingYou (Observer): well
ProbBluffingYou (Observer): no
ProbBluffingYou (Observer): i hate this
screenname

Ad88am88 (1:51:05 AM): yo who the [censored] is ProbBluffingYou?
Ad88am88 (1:51:07 AM): srsly..
Shaundman (1:50:48 AM): no
Shaundman (1:50:53 AM): I bet adam does though
Shaundman (1:51:01 AM): thats why I asked if I should lol
Ad88am88 (1:51:27 AM): lol
Ad88am88 (1:51:31 AM): its me, donk
Shaundman (1:51:13 AM): sigh
Shaundman (1:51:25 AM): and when I said I bet adam does though
Shaundman (1:51:27 AM): I was leveling you
Ad88am88 (1:51:52 AM): ilewjglwqejkgb
Shaundman (1:51:30 AM): cuz I knew it was adam
Shaundman (1:51:32 AM): owneddd
Ad88am88 (1:51:54 AM): &lt;--- pwned

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for stars guys- I'm assuming the 10k that showed up for WSOP seat we can use for anything? If we don't play the ME can we still get the 1k cash/hotel money?

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ship it crucial. my donkament roi for this year is now almost back to 0% from -47%. wheeee

http://img.waffleimages.com/2f9fd32e..._wsop_seat.jpg

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ship it crucial. my donkament roi for this year is now almost back to 0% from -47%. wheeee

[/ QUOTE ]

breaking even isnt even that bad when you think about all the stressballs you can get

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So today I got 2nd in a $20/180 and 6th in a $10/180 which I'm pretty happy with. Something I'm not happy with right now is bubbling the FT of the $20/180 I just played when I had 40K (15k chiplead) w/ 23 people left. Time for a SoCo and Coke and then some sleep before I tear it up tommorow.