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A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.

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In before the lock.

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omg i am running so bad....(joking obv)

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Rule #6: No Aussies starting monthly [censored] posts before the rest of us finish the last one!

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[censored] this thread for being 3 hours early

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oi oi oi

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this female woman comes over yesterday and she was hungry so i got some pizza, then later on she gave me a BJ, and as soon as that was over she said, "thanks for the pizza."

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this female woman comes over yesterday and she was hungry so i got some pizza, then later on she gave me a BJ, and as soon as that was over she said, "thanks for the pizza."

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did you cut a hole in the pizza box and stick your junk through it in order to make it a sausage pizza?

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there

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OMG, so they can see the results of our poker hands before they play them, and the they can tae all our moniez WTF

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there

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OMG, so they can see the results of our poker hands before they play them, and the they can tae all our moniez WTF

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no wonder we can't win

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I need to get ~600 on stars. Anyone want to do a transfer for Party or Full Tilt monies?

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Went to the Jays game tonight Halladay is god.
Eagles wouldn't bet on which pepper would win the race, it's like the sausage race in Milwaukee.

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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i wouldnt bet on a rip off either

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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Freshman year i got a random roommate
my roommate freshman yr didnt smell, but he was gay (not that theres anything wrong with that).
He had a Boyfriend who went to a local school and about once a month the boyfriend would come spend the wknd (2-3 days)
so i would essentially live in my friends aptmnt during those days, so they could have their space/i didnt want to be there.

anyways, when i would come back after not being in my room for 24h-48hours or wtvr there would be this really intense smell that you could almost feel, it was that thick. does anyone know what KY jelly smells like? cuz thats my guess as to what it was. whatever it was though it smelled like they rubbed it in the carpet

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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Badger him until he:
a) starts washing himself
b) has an emotional breakdown and requests to leave
c) gets into a physical confrontation with you, at which point you can request to have him removed from your suite

The key is to use fear in a non-threatening way, as opposed to asking nicely.

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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I just agreed to let Bigt crash at my place for the next two weeks so Im pretty much inviting this.

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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I just agreed to let Bigt crash at my place for the next two weeks so Im pretty much inviting this.

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LOL

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[image]http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rjo0143lxy8.jpg[/image]

I just needed to post about bad beats ...

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lol that didn't work, never mind

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anyone know why google.com/ig has a logo of igoogle right now?

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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thanks for the response,
i know you can do that, i was talking about the PokerTracker Internal clock

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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thanks for the response,
i know you can do that, i was talking about the PokerTracker Internal clock

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But what time do you have your day starting at? Because, unless it is earlier than 2:30am your games from right now will show up as yesterday.

I imagine your PT uses the time on the HHs.

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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thanks for the response,
i know you can do that, i was talking about the PokerTracker Internal clock

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But what time do you have your day starting at? Because, unless it is earlier than 2:30am your games from right now will show up as yesterday.

I imagine your PT uses the time on the HHs.

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i have the starting time set as midnight
ive been 6 tabling for about 4 hours now, and since midnight it says that ive played 355 hands
which 6 tabling non stop for almost 3 hours - makes NO sense

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is there a may goals thread?

anyways i want to play lots of sngs and try and have at least 2 mtts going also if i have time. hopefully i can do some damage on the full tilt sng and mtt leaderboards. ok just had to get that in writing. writing goals = they happen

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OH MY GOD I AM RUNNING SOOOO GOOD TODAY
THIS IS INSANE

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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thanks for the response,
i know you can do that, i was talking about the PokerTracker Internal clock

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But what time do you have your day starting at? Because, unless it is earlier than 2:30am your games from right now will show up as yesterday.

I imagine your PT uses the time on the HHs.

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i have the starting time set as midnight
ive been 6 tabling for about 4 hours now, and since midnight it says that ive played 355 hands
which 6 tabling non stop for almost 3 hours - makes NO sense

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under session notes/more detail you can set your time zone, but I have no idea if it then translates through to the other pages.

or you can realize that wanting stats to that degree of exactness is an obvious sign of OCD and seek help.

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OH MY GOD I AM RUNNING SOOOO GOOD TODAY
THIS IS INSANE

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i had an excellent day of poker. I didnt play any.

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Is there a way in PT to change the time that PokerTracker thinks it is.... my pokertracker right now is recording my play as if it were yesterday

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Sure is, if you go into your db then preferences tab, then date preference and you can have your day starting when you like. I have mine set at 3am.

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thanks for the response,
i know you can do that, i was talking about the PokerTracker Internal clock

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But what time do you have your day starting at? Because, unless it is earlier than 2:30am your games from right now will show up as yesterday.

I imagine your PT uses the time on the HHs.

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i have the starting time set as midnight
ive been 6 tabling for about 4 hours now, and since midnight it says that ive played 355 hands
which 6 tabling non stop for almost 3 hours - makes NO sense

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under session notes/more detail you can set your time zone, but I have no idea if it then translates through to the other pages.

or you can realize that wanting stats to that degree of exactness is an obvious sign of OCD and seek help.

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I already know that i have OCD [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] and have already gone about seeking help

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or you can realize that wanting stats to that degree of exactness is an obvious sign of OCD and seek help.

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I'm fairly sure the degree of exactness to which I can keep my records is the main reason I favor SNGs over cash. Well, that and I suck at value-betting the river.

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All,

I'm back. Please cease your general suckitude or face the punishments.

citanul

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All,

I'm back. Please cease your general suckitude or face the punishments.

citanul

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hi friend [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
how have you been

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I need to get ~600 on stars. Anyone want to do a transfer for Party or Full Tilt monies?

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I want to transfer for Party, or tilt. PM me your msn if you are still interested.

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All,

I'm back. Please cease your general suckitude or face the punishments.

citanul

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thank [censored] god! god how was the break?

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Am I the only one who thinks the only reason the wickss phenomenon got off the ground was because Cit was away?

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Cit,

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Let's finish the FAQ this week now pls. I mean, in the area of 'general suckitude' I'm pretty sure that's tops.