Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady
 

Cliff notes at the bottom.

So i'm standing in line at the local Walmart and have a single item that i am going to purchase, a basketball (emergency, wallmart right beside the park).
I'm at the end of the ten items or less line around 3 from the front(i notice some douche that has 12 items in front, but let it slide) and this fat bitch with glasses (here's a pic of her wheelchair)
http://www.a1electricscooters.com/re...:4:1628%5D.jpg
(and here's a pic of her:
http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/hairspray460.jpg
She's on the left

says, "excuussse me, but would you please move". She has a bag attatched to the bag of her chair that is full of COUNT IT 21 ITEMS!
My first thought was, i cant chew this person out, they're disabled! Then i realized how stupid this bitch was and proceeded to call her:
Fat
Ugly
Stupid Bitch
Probably not even disabled
Fat
Fat
and probably not even disabled

Then i told her that this was NOT the 21 items or less line, and it was in fact the ten items or less line. Management then kicked me out. I made a bit of a scene and made sure to tell them that i would never shop in that dump again. Then i sent my freind in to buy the ball.
Cliffnotes: -stupid wheelchair lady thinks that i should give up my spot in line for her disabled ass
-i dont, call her fat and ugly when she tries to chew me out
-get kicked out of wal-mart

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you suck at life

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You forgot White Trash!

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hmm, seems to be another case of the OP misunderstanding the meaning of the word "owned".

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.

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hmm, seems to be another case of the OP misunderstanding the meaning of the word "owned".

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she was practically crying, i think i owned her.

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.

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I wouldn't let her cut but no reason to overreact and make a scene.

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.

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I wouldn't let her cut but no reason to overreact and make a scene.

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maybe, BUT NO STRATEGY IN BBV

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A real man would have slashed her tires.

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omg lurker is obv leveling. if this was real he woulda pulled the lady out of the chair to prove that she could really walk!

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Holy [censored], are you out of your mind?? CHILL!

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lol, title is hilarious also outragious overreaction is gold, especially calling her "probably not even disabled" i approve

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omg lurker is obv leveling. if this was real he woulda pulled the lady out of the chair to prove that she could really walk!

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this was probably the best line.

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hmm, seems to be another case of the OP misunderstanding the meaning of the word "owned".

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she was practically crying, i think i owned her.

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"Practically" crying is not crying, you did not own her. Infact, you got owned by her. She got to purchase her 21 items, while you got kicked out of the building before you were able to purchase your ball. How does it feel to get owned by a little old disabled lady?

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SHE (probably) WASNT EVEN [censored] DISABLED

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SHE (probably) WASNT EVEN [censored] DISABLED

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Than you (probably) got even more owned than was originally thought, nice going.

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[censored] disabled people anyway, always taking my parking spaces

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SHE (probably) WASNT EVEN [censored] DISABLED

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Than you (probably) got even more owned than was originally thought, nice going.

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she's still fat

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Offer to pay for her items and yours, then help her outside, then tip her over, take her stuff and run away LDO

Sry I know no strategy but this is so standard

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SHE (probably) WASNT EVEN [censored] DISABLED

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Than you (probably) got even more owned than was originally thought, nice going.

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she's still fat

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yeah but it's not like she can exercise, unless shes a faker!

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sorry felix, let the team down.

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SHE (probably) WASNT EVEN [censored] DISABLED

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Than you (probably) got even more owned than was originally thought, nice going.

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she's still fat

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True, and she might be disabled, so I guess you win in the end.

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Offer to pay for her items and yours, then help her outside, then tip her over, take her stuff and run away LDO

Sry I know no strategy but this is so standard

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You forgot cooking her with eggs for breakfast the next day.

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ew, i dont eat fat and possibly disabled ladies.

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hahahahaaaaaaaaa lol I could see myself doing this [censored] man, FFFFFF her John Trovalta looking @ss!!!

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[censored] that, I hate disabled (or fat) people who think they should get special priveleges. I don't mind the nice ones, I'll let the nice ones cut in front of me without them asking. But the real a-holish ones who think they deserve [censored] are going to get a verbal beating from me.

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[censored] that, I hate disabled (or fat) people who think they should get special priveleges. I don't mind the nice ones, I'll let the nice ones cut in front of me without them asking. But the real a-holish ones who think they deserve [censored] are going to get a verbal beating from me.

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would you consider a physical beating as well?

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always

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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Just to be clear Lurker, I think you did the right thing, but I dont think this should be considered "owning" someone.

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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so you're basically saying that she is lying about being disabled in fancy terms that i have to go and look up?

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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so you're basically saying that she is lying about being disabled in fancy terms that i have to go and look up?

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wtf no

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Just to be clear Lurker, I think you did the right thing, but I dont think this should be considered "owning" someone.

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go sox

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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so you're basically saying that she is lying about being disabled in fancy terms that i have to go and look up?

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wtf no

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okay, so urbandictionary sucks. enlighten me.

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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so you're basically saying that she is lying about being disabled in fancy terms that i have to go and look up?

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I thought thats what he was trying to say, too. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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is it just me or does "the owned fat bitch" look a lot like John Travolta??

really look at "her"

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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OT, you're an [censored]

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HAHAHAHA
LURKER YOU KEEP IT REAL SON

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i've seen a lot of spinals man, and this bitch is a [censored] goldbricker

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so you're basically saying that she is lying about being disabled in fancy terms that i have to go and look up?

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wtf no

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okay, so urbandictionary sucks. enlighten me.

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obviously you're not a golfer