Older woman digs me (no pics)
 

Sorry for the gimmick account - I'm not a high profile member but still I'm not comfortable posting this under my real name. Also, sorry no pics. I know it hinders the thread but I really don't have one, try to think in general terms.

Omitting irrelevant details: this lady was probably quite a stunner in her early 20s, but that was 25 yrs ago.
I've only seen her once before, and that was like 2 yrs ago. I have a vague memory of a woman who's reasonably good looking, definitely in the upper quartile for her age bracket. So I kind of might like her to some extent, but the age difference (won't quantify but it's 2 figures) makes me uncomfortable. It should also be noted that my thought process is probably influenced by a rather prolonged lack of female companionship.

What do you think?

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Call and see the flop?

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Call and see how they flop?

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Banging older broads is always +EV. They are appreciative, enthusiastic, and know their way around a [censored].

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Its a gimmick account. At least give us your age.

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Ive banged a girl 10+ years my elder 21/32, but I really want to bang an older chick, like 45 or so. I say go for it.

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She met you once two years ago and "digs" you?

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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

It is indeed your turn to push . . . IN THE BUSH.

EDIT: Also, the combination of gimmick account and dumb poker analogies is terrible.

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She met you once two years ago and "digs" you?

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Yes, I have cut a long story short.

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CRAI...standard.

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She met you once two years ago and "digs" you?

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Yes, I have cut a long story short.

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ok well try to expand it...and work on those pics

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wow if you're going to go to the trouble of making a gimmick account you might as well give some useful details. this is just terrible.

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This is probably as good a thread as any for me to recommend http://www.milftracker.net . And no, it's not porn, though probably potentially still NSFW anyway.

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Ive banged a girl 10+ years my elder 21/32, but I really want to bang an older chick, like 45 or so. I say go for it.

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I share amazingly similar opinions/experiences.

Just do it.

Follow Benjamin Franklin\'s Advice
 

Follow Benjamin Franklin's advice. In the appedixes of his autobiography is a letter to a young friend on how to choose a mistress. Go to a bookstore, find his book, and read that letter. It will answer your question..... In his letter he talks about a woman's coochie. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

After you read that letter, you will have new insight into Ben Franklin. BTW BF was a mack-daddy. When he was ambassador to France he nailed a lot of chicks. In the French court he was thought to be half-macho frontiersman and half intectual inventor. He played up the wild American man image by wearing a coonskin cap in the French court. He had great success both in his diplomacy and the ladies....

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Follow Benjamin Franklin's advice. In the appedixes of his autobiography is a letter to a young friend on how to choose a mistress. Go to a bookstore, find his book, and read that letter. It will answer your question..... In his letter he talks about a woman's coochie. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

After you read that letter, you will have new insight into Ben Franklin. BTW BF was a mack-daddy. When he was ambassador to France he nailed a lot of chicks. In the French court he was thought to be half-macho frontiersman and half intectual inventor. He played up the wild American man image by wearing a coonskin cap in the French court. He had great success both in his diplomacy and the ladies....

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EDIT: http://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdo...cs/51-fra.html

I can't get the gutenberg page to link.

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This is probably as good a thread as any for me to recommend http://www.milftracker.net . And no, it's not porn, though probably potentially still NSFW anyway.

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Bahahahahaha one of the links at the bottom: MONSIEUR ASSBOTTOM AND HIS SPLENDIDLY DELICIOUS ANAL CREAM PIES

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Here is a better place to troll:

link

Re: Follow Benjamin Franklin\'s Advice
 

Since KotOD's link sucked:

http://kathleencallon.blogspot.com/2...to-choose.html

Ray

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np; dr

no pics, didn't read

8P

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Call and see the flop?

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This answer is definitely the best.

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No details.

Likely BS story based on information provided.

No pics.

Gimmick Account.

Use of poker terms and puns in everyday life.

Yeah, this has pretty much all of the characteristics associated with an IP ban.

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Yeah, this has pretty much all of the characteristics associated with an IP ban.

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if i had the ability to run system-wide IP checks i would out the regular account of every thread like this in OOT. the way the current system works it's too much of a pain to track them down.

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Yeah, this has pretty much all of the characteristics associated with an IP ban.

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if i had the ability to run system-wide IP checks i would out the regular account of every thread like this in OOT. the way the current system works it's too much of a pain to track them down.

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surely a simple perl script would make this task easier

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Yeah, this has pretty much all of the characteristics associated with an IP ban.

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if i had the ability to run system-wide IP checks i would out the regular account of every thread like this in OOT. the way the current system works it's too much of a pain to track them down.

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surely a simple perl script would make this task easier

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no idea how this would work, please elaborate. the last thing about html i learned was how to make a table.

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Definitely push.

+ EV for the following reasons:

- They don't swell
- They don't tell
- They are happy as hell

No -EV, None, absolutely none!

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The overdose of horrible poker metaphors is enough that people should be banned if not worse for this thread.

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I have this older woman who has basically told me she wants me to come over and bone the crap out of her..but she's pretty old-47 with two teenage daughters--thats over 20 years older than me...she also told me she's waxed.
I've seen a couple of pics of her though but no body pics.
I don't know...she seems kind of old...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250F.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250D.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250C.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250A.jpg

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She looks good for her age. When is OP going to post pics?

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You haven't had a girl in a while, better take this opportunity.

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A crappy a poker analogy, a gimmick account, yet another whiney post from a lonely loser, and no pics....

Why isnt OP banned??

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A crappy a poker analogy, a gimmick account, yet another whiney post from a lonely loser, and no pics....

Why isnt OP banned??

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he is

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You haven't had a girl in a while, better take this opportunity.

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u talking to me or OP? cuz with me thats not the case so that why I'm waffling on whether to go thru thr trouble to drive down and see her(and possibly find out shes old n wrinkly

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I was referring to OP, I would probably do the redhead though. She looks spicy.

If she does end up being wrinkly or whatever, just make it a one time thing.

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I have this older woman who has basically told me she wants me to come over and bone the crap out of her..but she's pretty old-47 with two teenage daughters--thats over 20 years older than me...she also told me she's waxed.
I've seen a couple of pics of her though but no body pics.
I don't know...she seems kind of old...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250F.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250D.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250C.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250A.jpg

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I would bang this broad like a drum. What do her teenage daughters look like? Keep it All In The Family!

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man the only thing better than an older woman, is an older redhead.

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A crappy a poker analogy, a gimmick account, yet another whiney post from a lonely loser, and no pics....

Why isnt OP banned??

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he is

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n/m then, apologies all around! well done mods!!

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I have this older woman who has basically told me she wants me to come over and bone the crap out of her..but she's pretty old-47 with two teenage daughters--thats over 20 years older than me...she also told me she's waxed.
I've seen a couple of pics of her though but no body pics.
I don't know...she seems kind of old...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250F.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250D.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250C.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250A.jpg

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if he doesn't agree to bang her then plz ban

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I have this older woman who has basically told me she wants me to come over and bone the crap out of her..but she's pretty old-47 with two teenage daughters--thats over 20 years older than me...she also told me she's waxed.
I've seen a couple of pics of her though but no body pics.
I don't know...she seems kind of old...

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250F.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250D.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250C.jpghttp://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2.../41184250A.jpg

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Looks like an older Kari Byron (chick from Mythbusters). Go for it.

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Looks like an older Kari Byron (chick from Mythbusters). Go for it.

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Somebody's been using Digg today.