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Everyone knows that tupac aint dead, we didn't land on the moon and the Jews were responsible for 9/11. But that's not what this thread is for. Everyone loves conspiracy theories, but this thread is for you to make up your own and post it.


Mine is kind of a spin off of a well known fact. That our government engineered the AIDS virus to kill black people. What you don't know tho is that in 1991 the government paid Magic Johnson to announce that he had AIDS. They needed a "heterosexual poster boy" so they could make it ok for people to have AIDS with out automatically being assumed to be gay. This made it more acceptable to the blacks, since magic obviously can't be gay cuz hes all about the poon. But the main reason was so that 10 years later he could still be alive, still be healthy and could for all purposes be "cured" of the disease (a disease he never had), so that everyone would just continue spreading it without worry "oh its no big deal, they have a pill for that now, I wont die, look at Magic, now hand me that dirty needle and you know I aint gunna wear no rubber baby, that aint how I roll."

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Haliburton is sponsoring all the pseudo-scientific research that has proven global warming in order to generate enough sky-is-falling hysteria so that a global carbon-trading scheme is established by the UN. Haliburton will then become the global carbon bank, generating enough goodwill to be able to trade tax free worldwide in the name of saving the planet. All governments will eventually owe so much to Haliburton, due to purchasing carbon credits to allow their countries to operate, that the world will be effectively owned and run by the corporation. An inconvenient truth.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

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your mom is dumber than alobars theory.

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I'm convinced that all dollar movie theaters are mob money laundering fronts. I'm sure MJ ties into it, I'm just not quite clear on how at this point.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

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And yet, it's as likely and is as logical as most of the "real" conspiracy theories.

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Online poker is rigged by my ex-girlfriend in order to make my life miserable.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

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your mom is dumber than alobars theory.

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You just keep getting smarter and smarter don't ya? You must be eating fish, which coincidentally, reminds me of your mom.

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The VT shooter was actually the second coming of Christ. God has converted to budhism, hence the kid was korean.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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At least one person gets your reference, DATom. And I don't even like that movie.

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gandhi worked for the CIA. the CIA was hoping that pacifism would spread to the entire sub asia continent so that they would be easier to conquer.

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At least one person gets your reference, DATom. And I don't even like that movie.

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Everyone in the entire history of the universe gets the reference.

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At least one person gets your reference, DATom. And I don't even like that movie.

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Everyone in the entire history of the universe gets the reference.

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I don't.

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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It would have been funnier if in the last week it hadn't already been done
here (by him)
here and
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Pokerjo was a girl and only said she was a guy because some crazy 2er was stalking her. PJN knows this and he just helped her disappear. To this day PJN and pokerjo meet every year in vegas for wild sex sessions. I have photographic proof of this theory. She used to have an old avatar with the real pic of her. Right before the back-handed compliment thread they switched to the avatar of the porn chick who actually looks similar to the real jo. I will not be releasing the pic and am awaiting an invite to vegas. From jo not pjn!

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I don't.

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me either

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The true power behind the world are those that are high up in the flower(s) industry. Think of all the senseless occasions where flowers are given, profits per year must be in the billions. When a season is running a little slow thats when we truely see the evil side of the industry. How many flowers were bought after Princess Di's death -- do you really think it was an accidental car crash or a way for the flower power group to bank a ton of money. Lets not forget the creation of Valentines Day as a way to sell a ton of flowers in a normally slow season. The next time a world tragedy or event happens think about how the flower power group could be connected...

I could be killed for posting this so I hope you take it to heart

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I don't.

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me either

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You guys are not people in the universe.

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I'm convinced that ESPN and FOX juice up the radar gun. It just seems like pitchers mysteriously hit the high 90's more often in the nationally broadcast games.

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according to gobbomom the VT shooter was unidentifiable b/c he was planted by the US government to convince everyone we need RFID chips in our heads

makes sense to me

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according to gobbomom the VT shooter was unidentifiable b/c he was planted by the US government to convince everyone we need RFID chips in our heads

makes sense to me

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wasnt there also an element of making us hate the chinese ?

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according to gobbomom the VT shooter was unidentifiable b/c he was planted by the US government to convince everyone we need RFID chips in our heads

makes sense to me

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wasnt there also an element of making us hate the chinese ?

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OH [censored] THE BEST PART I FORGOT

he was going to be chinese so we would hate the chinese because we are going to war with iran

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I'm convinced that ESPN and FOX juice up the radar gun. It just seems like pitchers mysteriously hit the high 90's more often in the nationally broadcast games.

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lol i actually agree, there always seems to be a 2-3mph difference between espn and the teams gun.

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I'm convinced that ESPN and FOX juice up the radar gun. It just seems like pitchers mysteriously hit the high 90's more often in the nationally broadcast games.

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I think this is less of a conspiracy theory and more of an obvious fact

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I think Fig Newtons are made of people... of people!!!

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Oh yea and my theory is that ESPN took TILT off the air because the show got so popular that it couldn't afford to resign its all-star cast and writing crew, and they knew that without them TILT season II would suck horribly.

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The United States government is completely fake. It was established so people would not attack the king, who has all the power and makes the all the decisions.
Kings of the USA have been:
Ben Franklin 1776-1790
George Clinton 1790-1812
Aaron Burr 1812-1836
Henry Clay 1836-1852
Charles Sumner 1852-1874
P.T. Barnum 1874-1891
Andrew Carnegie 1891-1919
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. 1919-1924
Al Capone 1924-1947
J. Edgar Hoover 1947-1972
Nelson Rockefeller 1972-1979
Brian Lamb 1979-present

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aram, I like yours.

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Alobar,

The government invented crack to kill black people, not AIDS.

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Everyone knows that tupac aint dead, we didn't land on the moon and the Jews were responsible for 9/11. But that's not what this thread is for. Everyone loves conspiracy theories, but this thread is for you to make up your own and post it.


Mine is kind of a spin off of a well known fact. That our government engineered the AIDS virus to kill black people. What you don't know tho is that in 1991 the government paid Magic Johnson to announce that he had AIDS. They needed a "heterosexual poster boy" so they could make it ok for people to have AIDS with out automatically being assumed to be gay. This made it more acceptable to the blacks, since magic obviously can't be gay cuz hes all about the poon. But the main reason was so that 10 years later he could still be alive, still be healthy and could for all purposes be "cured" of the disease (a disease he never had), so that everyone would just continue spreading it without worry "oh its no big deal, they have a pill for that now, I wont die, look at Magic, now hand me that dirty needle and you know I aint gunna wear no rubber baby, that aint how I roll."

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I'm pretty sure you're right, man.

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I guess this is the place for this. on sept. 11 when the last plane was supposedely forced into the ground and crashed by itself, the government made up a story about how it crashed into a field on its own. I remember very clearly when it happened before it even came on the news one dude who lived out on a farm posted up on this auto message board that he saw the plane minutes before it was shot down, and the airplane was being followed by 2 fighter jets. and it went down like 5 miles from his farm. He posted this up on a message board before the news even got ahold of it. and before it was even breaking news on CNN. but his story was hushed and now there have been movies and books written about the fictional story of the people still on the plane. but I know the truth. it was shot down by fighter jets, before it could crash into any other building.

the truth is out there

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At least one person gets your reference, DATom. And I don't even like that movie.

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Everyone in the entire history of the universe gets the reference.

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I don't.

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Pretty sure it was from Billy Madison

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The US currency isn't owned by the United States, but by a group of families around the Rothschilds. And they charge the US more than its face value for every single bill that's being issued.
Oh, wait, that just may be the truth.

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George Bush is actually the smartest person in the world, and he simply plays the part of a bumbling, semi-moronic Farmboy so that the Democrats will be fed up enough to get Hilary Clinton to run as their candidate... thereby ensuring at least another 4 years of Republican control of the White House.

Ya gotta plan for the future, ya know.

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according to gobbomom the VT shooter was unidentifiable b/c he was planted by the US government to convince everyone we need RFID chips in our heads

makes sense to me

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And I like how the odds were listed at 2-1 that this was true. Because you know, if they were like 4-1 there's no way I'm making this bet.

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Alobar,

The government invented crack to kill black people, not AIDS.

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Both are true.

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George Bush is actually the smartest person in the world, and he simply plays the part of a bumbling, semi-moronic Farmboy so that the Democrats will be fed up enough to get Hilary Clinton to run as their candidate... thereby ensuring at least another 4 years of Republican control of the White House.

Ya gotta plan for the future, ya know.

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LMAO wow .....

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Mason is jewish. Sklansky is jewish. Ed Miller is half jewish. It's clear that 2+2 was created by Zionists to fool the population into believing that it is possible to profit from gambling. However, the end result will be that 25% of the population will get severely addicted, another 25% will go completely broke, so essentially half of the population will be easily forced to follow the current Zionist agenda.