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Transidium 04-22-2007 02:37 PM

Life Brag: Won $9,696,760 on two-week old lotto ticket (trip report)
 
HOLY FACK, I'M RUSHING!!!!!!!!

Yesterday morning I got up and was being my usual lazy Satruday self, when I decided that it would probably serve me well to do some laundry. There was a giant pile on the floor of my living room that needed sorting, and as I was going through the pockets (lesson learned after passport was destroyed a few months back) I found a 6/49 (Ontario's main lottery) ticket from the April 4 drawing that I hadn't checked.

So I go onto the OLG's site, click through, and BAM! *** HOLY SSHHHH!!!!!T *** ... I had matched all six numbers, to scoop the jackpot.

Well, almost -- ended up splitting the $19.3M with one other person, but I'm not going to call it a beat, obv.

OLG office and banks are closed, so ticket is stashed until I can go submit it tomorrow for verification. As soon as I've got everything sorted out with my lawyer and accountant, I'm going to ship FT $100K via money order so that I can live a little dream and donk it up with Phil Ivey @ 300/600 NL. (He WILL felt me, but that's not really the point [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] )

In the meantime, I've made my first balla' purchase (had to max out my credit cards for it, but hey):

http://www.mens-watches-guide.com/im...uet_5937PT.jpg

Anyways -- I'll be sure to give you guys updates on how it goes down in the next couple of weeks, including the table I sit at with Ivey so that you can all come watch me suck, lol.

<u>BRAG:</u> LDO
<u>BEAT:</u> Will probably be hit by bus tomorrow
<u>VARIANCE:</u> Local convenience store gets $100K for ticket sale

ginko 04-22-2007 02:38 PM

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haha i dont believe you man

tommo 04-22-2007 02:39 PM

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what is your current job? are you going to keep it?

GoRedBirds 04-22-2007 02:40 PM

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Coach me plz.

bluffmenot 04-22-2007 02:40 PM

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If this is all true I'm truly glad for you. Maybe you could ship my FullTilt account 100k$ too before you spend everything on ballin'?

XXXNoahXXX 04-22-2007 02:41 PM

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address and secret location of winning ticket pls.

Transidium 04-22-2007 02:42 PM

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what is your current job? are you going to keep it?

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I'm a manager for a home theater retailer -- have to keep it for a little bit because we're a small company and they'd tank without me, but as soon as we find a replacement, I'm GOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEE!!!

mugatu668 04-22-2007 02:44 PM

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10 dollars please

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] busto

vikefan24 04-22-2007 02:46 PM

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I'll take some money of FTP is you decide to give some away

buckslayer80 04-22-2007 02:47 PM

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Probability of truth: &lt;2%

furyshade 04-22-2007 02:47 PM

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post pick of ticket and you holding a sign that says BBV4L

ahnuld 04-22-2007 02:48 PM

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so if someone where to rob you, ud be pretty [censored].

buckslayer80 04-22-2007 02:49 PM

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post pick of ticket and you holding a sign that says BBV4L

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Agreed. This is the first thing anyone would do that hangs out in these forums. I'd spell out BBV4LIFE in diamonds and emeralds.

Transidium 04-22-2007 02:49 PM

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First person that puts up a (really funny) Photoshop job of good2cu and EM2 together (and not the Brokeback Mountain one) will get $1000 shipped on Stars tomorrow. Please incl. SN and location in post.

No leveling here, I'm just being a little dumb with the money while I'm on my initial rush [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

XXXNoahXXX 04-22-2007 02:51 PM

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First person that puts up a (really funny) Photoshop job of good2cu and EM2 together (and not the Brokeback Mountain one) will get $1000 shipped on Stars tomorrow. Please incl. SN and location in post.

No leveling here, I'm just being a little dumb with the money while I'm on my initial rush [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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pic of ticket next to your face with numbers and date clearly visible please.

headturner1 04-22-2007 02:52 PM

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if this is true, I hate you.

IronFly 04-22-2007 02:55 PM

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haha i dont believe you man

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Transidium 04-22-2007 02:58 PM

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pic of ticket next to your face with numbers and date clearly visible please.

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I don't care if you believe me or not, but the ticket is not on my property (would YOU keep it at home?) and the last thing I'm going to do is put up my picture on here, lol.

luthar 04-22-2007 03:01 PM

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is it me or the tickets usually have a expiration date on them?! since loto 6/49 is progressive jackpot [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Beat: Ticket has expired!

SkinnyLittleTwig 04-22-2007 03:02 PM

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i don't care if it's real or made up, as long as it makes a decent story.

Transidium 04-22-2007 03:03 PM

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is it me or the tickets usually have a expiration date on them?! since loto 6/49 is progressive jackpot [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Beat: Ticket has expired!

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Umm, no. Once a jackpot has been won, the total resets itself for the next drawing. Any winning ticket can be cashed up to (something like) 15 months after a drawing.

Nice try, though.

neverforgetlol 04-22-2007 03:03 PM

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If this is real it shows why 2/3 of lottery winners go bankrupt.

bottomset 04-22-2007 03:05 PM

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I wish I knew how to use photoshop

Transidium 04-22-2007 03:09 PM

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If this is real it shows why 2/3 of lottery winners go bankrupt.

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That's why I have to take my time with the advisory professionals before making any huge moves. And as far as losing tons to online poker, I'm only going to sit once with $100K at FT, and if (when) I lose that to Ivey and Aba, I'll keep my gambling hobby to the occasional high stakes baccarat session at Fallsview (casino in Niagara falls). "NATURALLL!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

B00T 04-22-2007 03:10 PM

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I believe him.

Dude, go play Phil Ivey live. If you show him 100k I'm sure he'll sit with you if setup a date in advance, especially if you tell him your story. Wouldn't you rather talk to him and see him in person if this is some "dream you can now live out?"

Congrats though thats awesome.

ASpiderMonkey 04-22-2007 03:10 PM

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OP, I will also make any kind of MS paint or drawings or humiliatiions for $. (Poor high school kid) Just name it

buckslayer80 04-22-2007 03:12 PM

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pic of ticket next to your face with numbers and date clearly visible please.

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I don't care if you believe me or not, but the ticket is not on my property (would YOU keep it at home?) and the last thing I'm going to do is put up my picture on here, lol.

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Rrrright. You can't take the picture from your neck down?

Ban OP.

nickg1532 04-22-2007 03:13 PM

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I wish I knew how to use photoshop

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qft . . . $100 for everyone that posts in this thread??? c'mon, you can spare it.


ps: i, too, would like some sort of verification of this. you really can't blame us for wanting that can you.

Biosludge 04-22-2007 03:14 PM

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lol, this is awesome if true

SkinnyLittleTwig 04-22-2007 03:15 PM

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Ban OP.

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why you people care so much about this stuff being true i'll never know.

it's a story you read on the internet. it can only be "real" to a certain extent anyway.

NSchandler 04-22-2007 03:15 PM

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I'm officially posting in this thread. Ship the $100.

nickg1532 04-22-2007 03:18 PM

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also, where in ontario do you live? i go to school in the states, but i'm originally from toronto and that's where my parents are.

i could probably get my mom to clean your new mansion for a couple grand a day...what do you say??

Transidium 04-22-2007 03:19 PM

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ps: i, too, would like some sort of verification of this. you really can't blame us for wanting that can you.

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I promise I will post a photo of the cheque once the OLG verification process is complete (can take a couple of days, because they've been having a lot of problems recently with scams).

ginko 04-22-2007 03:21 PM

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HOLY SHllllllllllT DUDE CONGRATS


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Noir_Desir 04-22-2007 03:21 PM

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Dont start playing NL300/600, you'll lose everything chasing your losses.

Flintoff 04-22-2007 03:22 PM

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Dont start playing NL300/600, you'll lose everything chasing your losses.

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sigh

vikefan24 04-22-2007 03:23 PM

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need source pics of em2 and g2cu so I can make that chedda

mugatu668 04-22-2007 03:23 PM

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http://i13.tinypic.com/4d3lyev.jpg

Please give me some credit, God did not make me talented artistically.

stigmata 04-22-2007 03:23 PM

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Play Ivey face to face and post a picture of that.

nichtsnutz 04-22-2007 03:23 PM

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Dont start playing NL300/600, you can't move up to chase losses.

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