Why is it considered ghey if guys massage each other?
 

First of all, let me say that I see nothing wrong with being ghey.

Ok, I'm sure all of you who spy on groups of girls have seen girls giving each other shoulder/back rubs etc. This is not considered ghey. However, you never see guys massage each other's shoulders/backs if they are straight. Why is this?

It becomes quite the hassle/inconvenience when I have shoulder and neck pain 'cause I can't find anyone to massage me. I constantly ask my guy friends and guy co workers to give me a shoulder massage but they always decline. And since I have not come in contact with a woman in 4 months, I am left to suffer in pain.

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I constantly ask my guy friends and guy co workers to give me a shoulder massage but they always decline.

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Do you listen to yourself?

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This all has to be one long, excruciating level. No?

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This should earn u your 3rd *.

It's pretty homosexual of u to ask your friends and co-workers for massages.. if one of my guy friends asked me he'd prolly get punched. Why is it considered gay? Because 2 guys doing things 2 eachother is wrong... girls doing it to eachother is much nicer to look at.. it's natural.

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Eric, may God have mercy on your soul.

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eric is like a mentally handicapped 13 yr old bb4Life version of diebitter

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One day this guy is going to snap.

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For a good response. I've had a guy rub massage my upper shoulder / upper back when I strained it during baseball (he was a teammate). Other than that I can't imagine another guy giving me a massage, and it not feeling extremely weird.

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First of all, let me say that I have nothing wrong with being ghey.

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wait, so you are gay?

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First of all, let me say that I have nothing wrong with being ghey.

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wait, so you are gay?

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I thought that was kinda obvious.. what other kind of guy is going to be asking guys for back rubs

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This should earn u your 3rd *.

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This is definitely OOT material, but I think he posted it here to avoid a 3rd *.

With that said, the answer to OP's question is because of the attitudes of people like those responding in this thread.

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I don't really know how it's done elsewhere, but where I'm from (San Francisco) it's quite common for guys to give each other full body massages. Just last week I went to a local massage parlor and I had to specifically ask for a guy to "do me" because I just don't think a woman is a strong enough to really work my back muscles the way I like. Anyway, it was a great massage and I even got the guy's name and cell number after because he said he'd love to come over to my place and give me a private massage some time.

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coz u should get bitches to do it for you

ldo

thats my ffirst ldo

i feel like a [censored]

woohoo

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wait, so you are gay?

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I thought that was kinda obvious.. what other kind of guy is going to be asking guys for back rubs

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oic

at first i thought he meant he has nothing against gay ppl

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ok, we get it

mods, please move to ssf

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EricW is the greatest troll ever.

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It's not gay...have you guys ever seen Midnight Express?

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I think EricW has jumped the shark, even as a troll.

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go back to OOT with this gay shtt, you make us look bad yo

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EricW never used to be this idiotic.

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I ask my roommate for massages all the time and he gives them to me and vice-versa. Also, what other things are ghey that guys do together??? I think it is wrong, my mum came to visit me and she got all freaked out because she came into our apartment to see and my 2 male roommates having a pillow fight in our underwear. Honestly some people are so backward in their views it is actually almost funny.

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Picture says a 1000 words

Edit: might be NSFW

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unfortunately this one didn't also say NSFW.

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this is OPs final throws for attention

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wrong

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only read the title, but this is what i got:

ERICW WTF IS WRONG WITH U? I M SERIOUS WTF

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only read the title, but this is what i got:

ERICW WTF IS WRONG WITH U? I M SERIOUS WTF

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I have asked him this after his last like 12 posts, and all he says is "I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT HUMANS, IS THAT OK?"

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OBV gimmick.

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The guys you asked for massages probably wouldnt have turned you down if they thought you were straight.

-J

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oh puh-leazz EricW couldn't hold TheFaucet's bloody jockstrap.

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because you are naked and touching eachother in a way that makes the other feel "comfertable" and "pleasant"

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And since I have not come in contact with a woman in 4 months

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Huge beat... or at least for most of us

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Ummmm thats JUST NOT RIGHT ! Reminds me of the time I was in Egypt - All the guys had there arms around each other - walking hand in hand and stuff ... freaked me out - different cultures .. I guess

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One of the toughest guys I've ever met trained to become a massage therapist. He is by no means gay, but we still made all sorts of 'happy ending' jokes.

Clearly, however, if bmwguy offers you a massage and you're not a twelve year old girl, he probably wants to SIIYP.

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yes but did it move?

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yes but did it move?

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remember Seinfeld's gym teacher says this only applies if direct contact

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if one of my guy friends asked me he'd prolly get punched.

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so dude, can I get a foot massage? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
bring it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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EricW's avatar is the closet related picture/poster perfect.

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oh puh-leazz EricW couldn't hold TheFaucet's bloody jockstrap.

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quoted for awesomeness

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yeah srsly. I can't really defend him here, but some of his other stuff is very good