Met 3 gay guys tonight!
 

So, I'm very new to Denver and was pretty bored/hungry and decided to go to the diner by myself at 2am to get a cheeseburger. I was about 90% done with my meal when 3 gay guys from a few booths over tell me to come sit with them. So i obviously grab my plate and join them. We talk for a bit and they decide they are taking me out tonight to a gay bar to get me laid. I am now their project.



Beat: eating at a diner alone at 2am
Brag: gay guys will get me laid
Variance: they think im cute?

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pix of you are missing from your post. If you arent that handsome thoug, we still wanna see

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denver isnt very gay friendly, just an fyi

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Diebitter lives in Denver now?

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Gay bars are awesome. There is always hot straight women there because they want to avoid the idiot men in normal bars

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Gay bars are awesome. There is always hot straight women there because they want to avoid the idiot men in normal bars

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how'd you figure that out?

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So, I'm very new to Denver and was pretty bored/hungry and decided to go to the diner by myself at 2am to get a cheeseburger. I was about 90% done with my meal when 3 gay guys from a few booths over tell me to come sit with them. So i obviously grab my plate and join them. We talk for a bit and they decide they are taking me out tonight to a gay bar to get me laid. I am now their project.



Beat: eating at a diner alone at 2am with homosexuals nearby
Brag: gay guys will get me laid by men
Variance: they think im cute?

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fyp

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hey, you get what you can

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Brag: gay guys will get me laid


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I bet they will.

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Gay bars are awesome. There is always hot straight women there because they want to avoid the idiot men in normal bars

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how'd you figure that out?

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because the a lot of my friends are gay

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Gay bars are awesome. There is always hot straight women there because they want to avoid the idiot men in normal bars

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how'd you figure that out?

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because the a lot of my friends are gay

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I bet they are.

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do they know you are not gay?

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We talk for a bit and they decide they are taking me back to their house to get me laid.

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http://www.kamikazemicrowave.com/and...et%20raped.jpg

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LMAO, every time i see that i burst into laughter!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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So, I'm very new to Denver and was pretty bored/hungry and decided to go to the diner by myself at 2am to get a cheeseburger. I was about 90% done with my meal when 3 gay guys from a few booths over tell me to come sit with them. So i obviously grab my plate and join them. We talk for a bit and they decide they are taking me out tonight to a gay bar to get me laid. I am now their project.



Beat: eating at a diner alone at 2am
Brag: gay guys will get me laid
Variance: they think im cute?

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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION: ARE YOU A HOT GIRL OR A GOOD LOOKING GUY? EITHER WAY CALL ME, I MAY BE INTERESTED.

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OOOOOOOOKKKKKKK! *sigh*

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LMAO, every time i see that i burst into laughter!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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this picture always delivers.

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I'm confused by this post, I'm guessing you are a straight guy and they are going to let you in on some of the female remoras that dangle off of them since they are good-looking but unavailable to women? In any case I'll bet they can do it, and worse comes to worse you can always fall back on the rubber fist.

Also [censored] all the homophobes who will post here (nearly everyone). These guys sound cool as hell and they [probably] aren't going to try to sex OP. I would say that Denver is probably more gay friendly than BBV4Life.

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Gay bars are awesome. There is always hot straight women there because they want to avoid the idiot men in normal bars

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jackpot ldo

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Wow you guys are smart...read poster's names better plz.

PS OP PICS PLEASE I CAN GET YOU LAID ALSO IN A SPECIAL WAY

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Also [censored] all the homophobes who will post here (nearly everyone). These guys sound cool as hell and they [probably] aren't going to try to sex OP. I would say that Denver is probably more gay friendly than BBV4Life.

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QFMFT. Please keep that homophobic s*** in middle school, it's so f'ing ignorant, immature, and offensive.

Honestly, Gild, I don't see why you don't do more about this. I'm sure if a poster wrote, "oh my god, you were hanging out with (black people, jews, etc.), wtf thats disgusting" you'd be all over them, so why is homophobia on here so tolerated?

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Also [censored] all the homophobes who will post here (nearly everyone). These guys sound cool as hell and they [probably] aren't going to try to sex OP. I would say that Denver is probably more gay friendly than BBV4Life.

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QFMFT. Please keep that homophobic s*** in middle school, it's so f'ing ignorant, immature, and offensive.

Honestly, Gild, I don't see why you don't do more about this. I'm sure if a poster wrote, "oh my god, you were hanging out with (black people, jews, etc.), wtf thats disgusting" you'd be all over them, so why is homophobia on here so tolerated?

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Ban plz

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Wow. Just wow.

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this made me lol, i think im going to hell for it tho.

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I'm confused. Is OP a chick who wants to have sex with gay dudes?

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Don't all chicks? My sister told her friends that she thinks I'm gay and they all flirt with me

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Beat: family thinks you're gay.

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Only my mum & my sister not sure if my dad does

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lol you got leveled

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My Family Think I'm Gay

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no, see, you confused 'gay people' with 'you'

edit: you know, I can't think of how long I want you to be banned for, so I'm just perma-ing this

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Pretty sure OP is a dude.

Surprised this isn't a "I met the cast of Real World Denver" brag post as well.

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Leveling, obviously. Judaism is a religion, which involves choice. Silly silly comment.

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Wow. Just wow.

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My gay roommate says this all the time. Hmmm.

Edit: Preemptive defense. I'm not gay.

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FYI: We are now deleting "I'm feeling suicidal about my account" type posts so don't worry about quoting them.

Oh yeah, PM/AIM me with a link instead of reporting stuff - it'll get done way faster.