Help BBV! I want to win a bet (Think American Pie, kind of)
 

Hey BBV.

I've been kind of a lurker here for a while. Never had a reason to post any of my own stuff until now.

Here's the deal, i have a bet going with a friend. The bet is to see if i can bang this girl from back home. Right now i'm in college, and i won't be back home until May 9th. This girl went to my highschool, i know her decently. I haven't really seen her or talked to her for a half a year or so though, but she has seemed kind of into me.

Here's where you come in. I want to get started right away on winning this bet. I know a lot of you guys are expert myspacers, she is on my myspace and checks it regularly. Help me seduce this girl. I'll even post pics.

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Paging snagglepuss...

Re: Help BBV! I want to win a bet (Think American Pie, kind of)
 

tell her you're in to men, but that you need to get married to prevent the government from deporting you to your country of origin. i bagged my third and fifth wives like this.


ps: only works if you're a foreigner and can stand to drink really fruity drinks

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1. Start create 2 myspace accounts
2. Use 1 to be really creepy and stalk her use the other to represent yourself
3. ?????
4. Profit

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LOL, how does stalking her help at all?

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Why would he bet you that you couldn't hook up with a chick that's kinda into you?? He should have bet you that you couldn't hook up with a chick that was absolutely repulsed by you. Where's the challenge?

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lol vivien ftw?

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this is pretty [censored] OOTlike. how did you get the other gurls in ya life? did u ask some random online forum guys too???

anyway here's the plan:



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I'm just asking how i can get a good start through Myspace. Once i get back home i think i can deal with everything myself.

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"i made a bet" = uh oh I need help but don't want to flat out admit it?

and [censored] myspace, call her/aim her.

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i actually did make a bet.

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i wasen't calling you out, just sounded blahish but ok.

but seriously, aim/cell for the win.

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i wasen't calling you out, just sounded blahish but ok.

but seriously, aim/cell for the win.

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ipot is our local high school stalker playa.

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just dont get what people think the big deal with myspace is.

it is good for meeting people you semi know i guess. but for hooking up with people i don't think it is anything special at all.

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just dont get what people think the big deal with myspace is.

it is good for meeting people you semi know i guess. but for hooking up with people i don't think it is anything special at all.

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You suck at myspace then.

Banging chicks off myspace isn't hard

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i hardly ever use myspace. I keep in contactt with people that dont have face book but thats about it. I dont see what sending a message and waiting for them to respond is so good for. Aim > myspace

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i hardly ever use myspace. I keep in contactt with people that dont have face book but thats about it. I dont see what sending a message and waiting for them to respond is so good for. Aim > myspace

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For people who are not instantly witty, or have a large lack of ''pimp'' in them Myspace or facebook will always be better than AIM or the phone.

It's a lot easier to be witty and charming on myspace or facebook than any other hook-up medium DUCY?

Ipot you can handle girls albiet younger ones (not hating just saying) A lot of guys come off desperate or un-interesting.

Also myspace and facebook are better to increase boning % you need simply one witty opening line and basicly you watch the pussy flock. After that it takes 5 - 6 Msg's and you will get a date.

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i hardly ever use myspace. I keep in contactt with people that dont have face book but thats about it. I dont see what sending a message and waiting for them to respond is so good for. Aim > myspace

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For people who are not instantly witty, or have a large lack of ''pimp'' in them Myspace or facebook will always be better than AIM or the phone.

It's a lot easier to be witty and charming on myspace or facebook than any other hook-up medium DUCY?

Ipot you can handle girls albiet younger ones (not hating just saying) A lot of guys come off desperate or un-interesting.

Also myspace and facebook are better to increase boning % you need simply one witty opening line and basicly you watch the pussy flock. After that it takes 5 - 6 Msg's and you will get a date.

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srsly
1 call > 5-6 myspace msg's
DUCY?

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i hardly ever use myspace. I keep in contactt with people that dont have face book but thats about it. I dont see what sending a message and waiting for them to respond is so good for. Aim > myspace

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For people who are not instantly witty, or have a large lack of ''pimp'' in them Myspace or facebook will always be better than AIM or the phone.

It's a lot easier to be witty and charming on myspace or facebook than any other hook-up medium DUCY?

Ipot you can handle girls albiet younger ones (not hating just saying) A lot of guys come off desperate or un-interesting.

Also myspace and facebook are better to increase boning % you need simply one witty opening line and basicly you watch the pussy flock. After that it takes 5 - 6 Msg's and you will get a date.

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srsly
1 call > 5-6 myspace msg's
DUCY?

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Do you read properly? to a lot of ''Duds'' guys who are lame. 1 phone call would be disaster. whereas you can take your time to make witty Mysapce msg's.

DUCY?

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i understand what you are saying new2nl

and its not that i know how to talk to hs girls, i know how to talk to teenage/college girls in general. If you can talk to a high schooler, you can talk to a girl in college, not much difference.

I never really read the bbv4l myspace hookup thread, but i still think that the faster communication ( aim/phone ) would be so much better than myspace. Even if you aren't a quick thinker, talking on the phone/aim helps expand that part of your communication skills.

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i understand what you are saying new2nl

and its not that i know how to talk to hs girls, i know how to talk to teenage/college girls in general. If you can talk to a high schooler, you can talk to a girl in college, not much difference.

I never really read the bbv4l myspace hookup thread, but i still think that the faster communication ( aim/phone ) would be so much better than myspace. Even if you aren't a quick thinker, talking on the phone/aim helps expand that part of your communication skills.

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Right, but a lot of guys (especially guys who post on 2+2) are Newbs at girls. They make newbie mistakes and likely have not talked to a lot of girls. So I would strongly not recomend swinging for the fences in your first at bat.

I would try to make every situation the best. I have made a ton of mistakes with girls I am sure most of us have. But had I made a money bet on nailing a girl. You better believe I won't go throw the hail mary in the first quarter. I would try some simply flirting and then go for the end zone.

But that's just me.

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pics first, help second

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I 100% understand what you are saying.

I was just kind of nudging the fact that if you just try talking to more girls on AIM. You don't have to respond instantly on aim, and it is more like a conversation, so you still have the slower pace, but it is more like a play by play phone/real life convo.

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To level headed

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I 100% understand what you are saying.

I was just kind of nudging the fact that if you just try talking to more girls on AIM. You don't have to respond instantly on aim, and it is more like a conversation, so you still have the slower pace, but it is more like a play by play phone/real life convo.

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He hasn't talked to her in a 18 months. I think a pimp Myspace page catered to her seeing it. And a witty message will go farther than a opening AIM from someone you have not talked to in a while no?

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i honestly think it depends on what the girl thinks about/views the OP as. If he is a "i guess i know this kid, weird" type of thing" then the whole myspace thing might just be weird. Some random guy that hasen't talked to you in like 2 years spamming flirty messages on myspace? Just dosen't sound right to me.

However, maybe starting off with a message in myspace, then after she responds, ask for her aim/msn/ect and go from there. After about 1 min on aim, you can tell if she wants nothing to do with you, which could save you a lot of time.

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i honestly think it depends on what the girl thinks about/views the OP as. If he is a "i guess i know this kid, weird" type of thing" then the whole myspace thing might just be weird. Some random guy that hasen't talked to you in like 2 years spamming flirty messages on myspace? Just dosen't sound right to me.

However, maybe starting off with a message in myspace, then after she responds, ask for her aim/msn/ect and go from there. After about 1 min on aim, you can tell if she wants nothing to do with you, which could save you a lot of time.

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Obviously the first contact wont be flirty. Its a whats up. I just think myspace is easier for inital contact.

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in response to some the posts:

I don't think she has AIM, she may though.

I'm sorry if it was unclear, i haven't seen her in a half a year, so 6 months. Or something around that.

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in a really good mood for some reason right now, so I'm going to try to tell you what my gameplan would be.

Contact her using myspace. Since you haven't talked to her in six months, either msg or comment ( i dunno what you myspace people would do ) and just say something like "hey whats up haven't talked to you in a while, whats new with you?"

She'll probably respond by a simple answer, and ask you what you have been up to. When you respond to this, tell her that you are almost done with college, and will be home in a bit. Then suggeust "MAYBE" hanging out when you get back and ask for her aim/msn.

thats how you get started ( or i would if i were in your shoes )

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Just tell her you look forward to raping her over the summer. Works every time... hit us up with a TR in after your 10-15

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Hello

What is OOT?

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where are the pics then?

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Thanks for the input so far guys. I took your advice ipot and sent her a short message to get things started.

Let me give you guys a little background. I went to a small private school, this girl was in my grade. I know her pretty well, i see her a lot at parties, and she's friends with some of my close friends so i see her in those circumstances to. Messaging her suddenly wouldn't be weird at all.

I think she's actually in Hawaii right now, but she'll be back in my hometown by the time i get back. I hear she's kinda a horn dog, and she broke it off with some older guy a few months ago and my friends tell me she hasn't gotten any since then. So this is a pretty perfect opportunity.

Anyways, keep the advice coming. I'll update you. I know i promised pics but i seriously can't find any ones that are good shots. she only has a few myspace pics. Once i find a good full body shot i'll post it.

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lol, ok this is kind of weird but i'm pretty much going to copy and paste her reply:

"I'm good, nothings going on really. I'm in town again unfortunately but I want to leave!! fairfield is a boring black hole when it's not the summer. I think I may go to San fran in a few weeks though. How are you doing? women? school? sex? parties? when are you coming home?"

Here's something i have a question about. This semester my sex life has been non-existant. How am i supposed to respond to that part? I was kind of thinking putting in a "oh, why are you so curious?" or "wouldn't you like to know? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]" kind of joke thing. Other ideas?

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Dude, you're a pussy. Tell her you want to see her, take her out, catch up. Get her number, call her, ask her out. Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure she understands it's a date and not a friendly dinner. Wine and dine her. She'll get the message and if she's down it will be on.

You [censored] and your internet are just so silly. Man up. Also, I cannot believe you asked this [censored] here. You know where you would get real answers.

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am i the only one that agrees with adanthar here pics FTW

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dont even worry about talking about sex now. there is nothing good to come from you.

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pics first, help second

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qft

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Dude, you're a pussy. Tell her you want to see her, take her out, catch up. Get her number, call her, ask her out. Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure she understands it's a date and not a friendly dinner. Wine and dine her. She'll get the message and if she's down it will be on.

You [censored] and your internet are just so silly. Man up. Also, I cannot believe you asked this [censored] here. You know where you would get real answers.

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read the original post. Right now this is the only way to communicate besides phone. I just want to get a head start before i go back home.

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props to the man for at least getting a head start.

it might be the only head he gets, but we'll see.