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I'm really drunk and will probably regret posting this. Am having a really hard time keeping my letters from being absolutely ridiculis and noty getting in properly. ANywya when I wake up I will seriously coach 1 person who gives the best reaosn why they should be coached. Between 2/4 and whatever limit will give a decent coaching session too. Post in this thread why I shoudl coach you and I will choose 1 person who I think is deserving. Best post will win a free decent coaching session. I guess 5 hours with a chance of more if I like you!!!!

So gogogogoogo post up I wont be drunk when reviewing this so googogog

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if u think im an idiot might be fun to take coaching and then say im a retard might be fun!!!! fogogogogo

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do i win since im the only one?

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at the moment yes but i dont know if my coaching is worht anyhtghing

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i'd rather choose tonight cause im absolutely drunk and it'dbe fun im refreshing this page like every 10 seconds lol guess my coaching isnt worht nasything

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i'll take it

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I will play any limit from 3060 to 200/400

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you have to give reasons idiots [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] im drunk but im notrtsrrded

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I will also post several times in this thread

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#1. I think you are as good as stoxtrader.
#2. i love you
#3. i love you cus you are so good
#4. you pwn me
#5. you pwn me at magic too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
#6. you play more modo than i do.
#7. you are an IRC legend
#8. all my friends know you.
#9. my friends even have a song about you
replace "busta" with "buffsta" and clive with bos Busta: Yeah what up?
Clive Davis: Hey Busta!
Busta: Yo what up Clive?
Clive: Busta, look, the time is right now.
Busta: Ok.
#10. we both know a11inn (aka joe hachem)
#11. help a fellow magic player out
#12. I'm always there for you on MSN
#13. I'm the only one that noticed in the past 2 months your post count has doubled.
#14. I'll throw in my top 3 dumpster scores over the next 1 month.
#15. you pwn at golf like i pwn at this thread

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DRUNK THIS IS DUMB IM OFF MY ROCKER

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veganmav is leading this thread by soooooo much cmon people beat him I dont wanna coahc him cause he plays similar limits [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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whats the song btw? Buffsta buffsta yer soo fine? yerso fine you blwo my mind hey buffsta??!?!??!

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i pwn this thread

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slpin will check in monrng when sobeer gl potentiasl coachites also truly my coaching is worht nothging

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Best reason ever:

- I can't play poker!

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Best reason ever:

- I can't play poker!

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Reason #17, I am down over 50k in the past 30 days.

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Coach me because Entity says you take all his money and that makes you my hero.

-DeathDonkey

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1. I send you 10 different Bottles original german beer to your homeadress

2. If i ever play with you i always sit to your right

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Best reason ever:

- I can't play poker!

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Reason #17, I am down over 50k in the past 30 days.

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I'm missing reason #16.

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Coach me because Entity says you take all his money and that makes you my hero.

-DeathDonkey

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Reaon #18 . You take all my money.
You've always known you are my hero.

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1. I send you 10 different Bottles original german beer to your homeadress

2. If i ever play with you i always sit to your right

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Reason #16. I will send you 11 different bottles original german beer to your home address.

reason #19 If I ever play with you I will sit to your left times 2!

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Coach me I'm way worse than the other dudes in this thread plus if you ever come to bay area I'll hook you up with cute nerdy asian chicks.

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Coach me I'm way worse than the other dudes in this thread plus if you ever come to bay area I'll hook you up with cute nerdy asian chicks.

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#20 I've lost more than anyone else in this thread in the past month
#21 if you ever come to Ohio, I'll hook you up with all the free food you want
#22 I know you already get more chicks than i could comprehend, so I will leave you on your own on that one

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I'm a new kid trying to learn LHE and I would appreciate any help you can offer.

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I'm really drunk and will probably regret posting this. Am having a really hard time keeping my letters from being absolutely ridiculis and noty getting in properly. ANywya when I wake up I will seriously coach 1 person who gives the best reaosn why they should be coached. Between 2/4 and whatever limit will give a decent coaching session too. Post in this thread why I shoudl coach you and I will choose 1 person who I think is deserving. Best post will win a free decent coaching session. I guess 5 hours with a chance of more if I like you!!!!

So gogogogoogo post up I wont be drunk when reviewing this so googogog

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Hey bro, pick me. I've been grinding on AP in the 5/10 - 15/30 range for a long time and would love to talk with someone who's been successful in the bigger games. Pick me and u get my avatar for 2 weeks, guaranteed 5 posts per day over the two weeks. Also, look at my current avatar. That's my HS yearbook photo. A person of my faculties really needs a helping hand.

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Just woke up and vaguely remember posting this... i'm gonna go with donger. send me a pm and we'll work something out.

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Just woke up and vaguely remember posting this... i'm gonna go with donger. send me a pm and we'll work something out.

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Interested in coaching for pay? I'm not rich but I need help with HU before I drop my whole roll.

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i wish i coulda given this a shot [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I'm not super good at hu so I wouldnt be a very good coach for that.

If I enjoy coaching donger then I could easily see myself doing this again so never fear!!!

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RIGGED111111

I So WON THIS 1 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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For some reason I have an insatiable appetite to coach! Donger isn't available till after sunday so the person who is available TODAY will be my man. Ill recheck the thread in 30 minutes or so if there is a lot of interest post a short bio of playing experience limits played and why you want to be coached. Must be available immediately and have msn.

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im there

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Im available, I have MSN. you know it, and i'm on it now.

I play mostly 30/50 but if there are no godo games i will drop to 15/30 and when high stakes are good i will play up to 200/400.

I have beenplaying for several years, grinding it out.
I have read all the books.
I have studied a lot, i practice a lot and re-evaluate.


I wanna be better though..
your the man to help me

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I'm trying to pull out of a 500BB "downswing" so I need your help more than the rest of these guys. I tried playing NL but I found it boring, so I came back to limit and donked my roll off at 5/10. I really try to improve my game but I think that I have big leaks that I'm not aware of, so your coaching would be a huge help.

also, I'm willing to not study for my final exam tonight if you pick me so gogogog

edit: should mention I built up my roll over the last couple years playing LHE from a 100$ deposit .5/1-->3/6 before I robustoed at NL in December. I then decided to try 5/10 LHE since I was rolled for it and got pwned for -3BB/100. now I'm rebuilding at 2/4. halp.

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haha thats great lol yourface [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] yer in bud

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send me a pm and ill give you my msn details

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bluff,

any chance we can do it with AIM?

PLEASE! i want to LEARN! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

edit: im willing to DL msn, if that's fairly easy

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I had a good little session with yourface and now im gonna throw it open again to the public. I still have to coach donger and whenever he gets on I will give him preference b/c we have agreed to do the coaching sometime on sunday. BUT I am keen to coach someone now so I throw it out there again. Anyone who would like coaching right now I will recheck the thread in 30 minutes. Preferrably does not play 25/50 or higher on absolute lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] GOGOGOOGO [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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take me, im playing 5/T and 10/20 at ongame