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I'M IN DEMAND, MOTHER [censored].

SHOOT.

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Why didn't we go see a Mavs game before you left? Or did you ever leave?

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Why didn't we go see a Mavs game before you left? Or did you ever leave?

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I left. I live in LA now. I'm coming back to Texas for much of the month of May, though. Season finale? Even - dear me - prayoffs?

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1. Do you feel more or less angry lately? Generally and specifically, if you'd care to elaborate.
2. If changes there be, do you like them, regret them, or both. Be specific.
3. Do you anticipate gaining or losing momentum regarding such matters, or any possible reversals in direction?
4. How much under your control do you feel any of this is?
5. Are you at all pissed at anyone in particular these days?

Bonuses apply if any of the answers turn out funny.

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If you could teach one thing to mankind, what would it be and why?

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Why did you drop out of law school?

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Name one person from history you would like to trade places with. You get to live his or her life and he or she gets to live yours. If you could change a few things about his or her life and experiences which would you change and why? If he or she could change your life and experiences up to this point what do you think they would change?

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Wow, what a great series of questions, Stuey.

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Who are you?

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Do you like the Lounge per se, or the fact the gals congregated in one thread (or something else)?

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If you could know how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood -- would you?

Would you dare???

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Cardo,

1st Question: Do you know why you started this thread?

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Rank These People in Order of Importance to You (they are all jews)

Abraham
Moses
Joshua
Josef
Hillel
David
Solomon
Jonathan
Devorah

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How do you feel?

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1. Do you feel more or less angry lately? Generally and specifically, if you'd care to elaborate.
2. If changes there be, do you like them, regret them, or both. Be specific.
3. Do you anticipate gaining or losing momentum regarding such matters, or any possible reversals in direction?
4. How much under your control do you feel any of this is?
5. Are you at all pissed at anyone in particular these days?

Bonuses apply if any of the answers turn out funny.

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1) That's hard to say. Define 'lately.' 'Lately,' I guess, consists of relative calm and good spirits, after six months of light-to-moderate madness, after four months of dull grief, after four months of acute grief. I'm definitely less emotional; I'm not sure I'm less angry, per se. It may well be that grief and depression have subsided, but anger yet remains. Specifically, certain topics regarding relationships and the sexes piss me off in a hurry, but that's been true for quite a while now.

2) Changes in what. My anger level? I think I'm in the best psychic-emotional place I've been in quite a while, so that's good.

3) The future is very cloudy. I decline to speculate.

4) The idea of 'control' over one's emotional state strikes me as odd. The hallmark of emotional responses are their authenticity - you don't control them, they just happen. To me, what you're asking is something like - are your emotional responses especially wild/erratic lately, and my answer to that is no, certainly not by the standards of my recent graph.

5) Nope! You're all just symbols.

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Don't be [censored], Sniper.

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If you could teach one thing to mankind, what would it be and why?

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All that would be of true value to mankind, is not within my power to teach. For all the important stuff, I direct you to Baha'u'llah.

There is no category of human knowledge which I feel to be A) well within my competence to teach and B) of real benefit to the masses.

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Why did you drop out of law school?

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The material is lame. The people were lame. The professors were lame. I'm far more sympathetic to lawbreakers than law-makers. It was a terrible mistake.

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Name one person from history you would like to trade places with. You get to live his or her life and he or she gets to live yours. If you could change a few things about his or her life and experiences which would you change and why? If he or she could change your life and experiences up to this point what do you think they would change?

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Jesus Christ, Stu, way to throw me a nice hard slider.

The immediate flip answer would be, respectively, 'Abraham Lincoln' and 'not go to the theatre,' but as much as I admire our sixteenth President, I do not envy him his life.

I need to think about this, and come up with some awful example of a mistaken life.

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Who are you?

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I am Gunslinger and Guardwarden. A am an artist, whose palette is discomfort. I am the Great Horned Bear who resisteth time and tide. I am the Lord of the Morning, but the night belongs to me. I am Cassandra's forlorn orphan, cryin' like a fire in the sun. I am Cardo, and Cardo means 'me.'

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Do you like the Lounge per se, or the fact the gals congregated in one thread (or something else)?

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I gotta level with you, DB, I don't dig your format here. I am of the quite natural opinion that my judgment and aesthetic sense are superior to those of anyone who would try to restrain me, so I find your restrictions irksome. As for girls congregating in one thread, I just thought I might be able to score some fresh tail, then things got kinda carried away.

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If you could know how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood -- would you?

Would you dare???

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I was once firmly of the theory that Knowledge is Never Bad. I've since come to disbelieve that as an absolute, but I still think it's generally true, so, yes, I would dare.

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Cardo,

1st Question: Do you know why you started this thread?

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Because it was seconded.

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Rank These People in Order of Importance to You (they are all jews)

Abraham
Moses
Joshua
Josef
Hillel
David
Solomon
Jonathan
Devorah

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I'm not equipped for this. Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county Jews.

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Ah that's cool, but I think you're underestimating how important structural imposition can be to creativity.

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How do you feel?

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Sleepy. A little sex-starved.

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Rank These People in Order of Importance to You (they are all jews)

Abraham
Moses
Joshua
Josef
Hillel
David
Solomon
Jonathan
Devorah

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I'm not equipped for this. Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county Jews.

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I don't quite understand what the second sentence means, could you please explain it to me.

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Rank These People in Order of Importance to You (they are all jews)

Abraham
Moses
Joshua
Josef
Hillel
David
Solomon
Jonathan
Devorah

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I'm not equipped for this. Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county Jews.

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I don't quite understand what the second sentence means, could you please explain it to me.

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Seconded. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Back to the [censored]' county jail,
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail, uh.
I gets released on a hot sunny day,
My [censored] DOB and my homey Dr. Dre.
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop, we got news...

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In an alternate universe, could you and Mrs. Utah be an item?

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What, if anything, does success and failure mean to you? How do you deem something as a success or as a failure?

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In an alternate universe, could you and Mrs. Utah be an item?

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Dear Jesus God I hope not. But anything's possible, particularly in infinite-parallel-universe scenarios.

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have you ever had sex with a man? if so... Did you like it? if so... Does that make you gay? if so... How does it feel to be gay?

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What, if anything, does success and failure mean to you? How do you deem something as a success or as a failure?

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[censored], that's a good-ass question. I've asked myself this question many times and have yet to hit upon a fully satisfying set of definitions. So much is unknowable - "...I saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill, but time and chance happeneth to them all." 'Trying your best' is an incredibly lame definition of success, but the truth is even that might not be vague enough, since the capacity for 'trying your best' varies between people and isn't entirely under our control, either. This is one of those fundamental mysteries, I think. In the end, to judge is the Lord's, but I retain the rather presumptuous right to judge myself.

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have you ever had sex with a man? if so... Did you like it? if so... Does that make you gay? if so... How does it feel to be gay?

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No.
N/A
Indeterminate, but probably
I wouldn't know.

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It seems to me that you reference God - in the sense of the Christian/Jewish "God," given that I don't remember many references to the gods, or the fates, or the Force - at least once every few posts. Do you consider yourself Christian or Jewish? If so, how devout? If not, how would you describe your faith/spirituality?

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When was the last time you went out? How many friends do you have? Do people find you attractive in real life? What kind of people do you look upon as successful? Who do you envy? What does the existence of this post indicate about your state of affairs?

These are pretty harsh but at the same time, you seem to be so in your own little world that surely you won't mind.

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how many women have you had sex with in your life? how many weighed more then 150lbs?

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Anacardo, sometimes I think your spirit has taken up arms against itself. In most instances, this type of thing is solved by diving headlong into religion, often even becoming a religious nut, the type who pesters others about the "good news" all the time and interrupts conversations to tell people that Jesus loves them and is thinking about them RIGHT NOW. Do you think this inevitable on your part? Also, do you know if Jesus is thinking about me RIGHT NOW? Because I'm about to step into the shower, and I would find that embarassing.