You know you play too much poker if...
 

Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo

Re: You know you play too much poker if...
 

wear diapers

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Let's do this BBV. I'll start:

...you tell the waitress to "ship it!" after you order.

gogogo

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hahahahahahahaha

heres one: you subconciously type donkaments after every lol

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when you are eating dinner with your parents and you tell your mom the necklace she is wearing is balla

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before you make decisions you base them enirely on EV

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you attempt to calculate your risk of ruin while speeding

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All these things have to do with being addicted to 2p2, not poker.

They are also evidence of being a SIHB.

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I used to not play poker...
Before this time; donkaments, holla, balla, rcm (retarded calling monkey), and ship it are the top 10 words i SAY/THINK of daily.

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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All these things have to do with being addicted to 2p2, not poker.

They are also evidence of being a SIHB.

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this is very true... but hell, are we gonna make a seperate thread now?

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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OMG ... I do that like EVERY TIME I buy WHATEVER

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You wake up randomly in the middle of the night screaming "I CALL".

Has anyone else been in that half awake half asleep zone and feel as if you are at the table just to look around and see you're in your bedroom alone?

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when you tell the dealer you want to stay in Blackjack you blurt out "check".

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you begin to calculate the EV of your decision and say "[censored] it im all in"

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On the 16th green, your 10 foot putt spins around the rim of the cup and rests right on the ridge without going in. You yell out: "Bad Beat" and the rest of the foursome look at you like you're a freak.

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your broke............

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the only one that applies to me is the BI one.

the rest of these suck and simply indicate you are a loser who happens to play poker, not a poker player who happens to be a loser.

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when you tell the dealer you want to stay in Blackjack and tap the table, not realising that this means you want anotehr card [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] .

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HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Your in debt for hundreds of thousands of dollars, your wife has left you, your kids wont talk to you, and you contemplate suicide by a loaded pistol and bottle of whiskey everynight.

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your favorite drink is bleach

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your favorite drink is bleach

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TYRIP REPORT

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you're up/down 2 months rent before breakfast

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You have this uncontrollable urge to end each sentence with aments.

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Playing poker all day.

Dreaming about poker all night.*



* And I don't mean sexy dreams about winning in the Big Game to the adulation of your peers and the admiring glances of women. No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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you try to read what the other person is thinking in every social situation.

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You try and postpone the sexual advances from your girl until your done with your tournament. Causing missed oppertunities at the good stuff.

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You read the word bb gun and think to yourself what the hell is a big blind gun. I did that in a post a couple of months ago.

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All your X-Mass gifts come from the PS FPP store.

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You read the word bb gun and think to yourself what the hell is a big blind gun. I did that in a post a couple of months ago.

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just took me five minutes to understand that u were saying bi bi gun and not bigblind gun.

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No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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Ugh, this stuff is kinda crazy actually. At times when I've played ridiculous amounts of poker (say 8-9hr+ a day for stretches of a week or more) I find it usual to just have card situations just flying around in your head, visualizing open ended straight draws and whatnot, both when asleep and during the day.

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During the desperation phase, there is a marked increase in the time spent gambling. This is accompanied by remorse, blaming others and alienating family and friends. Eventually, the gamblers may engage in illegal acts to finance their gambling. They may experience hopelessness, suicidal thoughts and attempts, arrests, divorce, alcohol and/or other drug abuse, or an emotional breakdown.

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...you explain to your significant other why every other play on some poker TV show was good/bad.

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When you calculate the price of goods in terms of bb/100...
That dvd will only cost me 125hands..

Or when sitting in a meeting, your one spot right of the boss and you consider yourself in the cutoff..

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You make a connection of postion in poker and in arguments

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buying whatever the [censored] i feel like just because its only like three big blinds

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you masturbate more than 5 times a day.

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Every time you spend money that you don't feel like saying you say: [censored] it, it's all rakeback anyway!

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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def QFT, I do this all the time.

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In between hands you realize your sixty years old, you haven't seen sunlight in three days, and you wonder about all the other things you could've done with your life.