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for me, its when you i get pissy (definitely my biggest weakness, i need to stop doing that) about someone playing a hand horribly but donking out on me, then they say "but i got the chips, right??"

oh yes sir, sorry, you played that backdoor gutshot str8 draw to perfection, my bad, well played....

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i hate it when people berate bad players

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"Snap" When sucking out

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i hate it when people berate bad players

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as i said def. my biggest weakness. i almost never do in ring games, and NEVER do live, as i don't want them leaving the table. but in tourneys i have a hard time letting it go w/o a little quip.

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SHIP ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that's poker.

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pot odds bro, sorry..

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ohhh i forgot about that one, of course always to be heard when 38os beats your big pair. ("thats poker") but applies to the pot odds one too i guess

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that's so sick bro

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that's poker.

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yep

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pot odds bro, sorry..

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I only say this when it's clearly not pot odds. It makes me laugh.

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pot odds bro, sorry..

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I only say this when it's clearly not pot odds. It makes me laugh.

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in this case it is funny.

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i thought you had Kings, heehee..

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the better hand won, right?

(usually applicable when AK pf gets 80 in good, 1400 in bad, rivers the win)

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that's poker.

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toptop

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that's poker.

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winnar!?

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"It's a seven card game, not a two card game". ( a variant of that's poker/better hand won)

Invariably this is done as a defense often after a horrendous preflop or turn call with far the worse hand that hits.
Example- someone check calls twice with overs only and rivers their card while getting value bet to death.
Note- part of why this is the most annoying phrase ever is because it is often used as a response to a berating for the calls.

Last- there is a special followup to this that goes something like this....(same check caller) "Keep betting into me, I can use the money."

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sesh

"two red aces"

trey

deuce

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big slick

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lol fgators 77 buyin downswing

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1) Berator (after getting aces cracked): 64o? WTF!?!?!? You suck blah blah...)
Donk: I won fair and squar.

2) Berator (after getting aces cracked): 64o? WTF!?!?!? You suck blah blah...
Donk: But I won, didn't I?

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1) Berator (after getting aces cracked): 64o? WTF!?!?!? You suck blah blah...)
Donk: I won fair and squar.

2) Berator (after getting aces cracked): 64o? WTF!?!?!? You suck blah blah...
Donk: But I won, didn't I?

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the reason i hate these is they usually don't know WHY they are playing a marginal hand.....if they were aware that they were getting a good price to double, etc, etc, etc is one thing....but with a rare exception (at least in the games around here) they are just pissin in the dark

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"ONE TIME"

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when someone chases and hits some bs hand with hardly any outs for a buyin and then someone else at the table says "nh"

this just eats at my insides and makes me wish i could break someone errr...something

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gildwulf

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HOOOOOOOOLD!!

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(flop comes when donk is behind)

"555555555555555"

(turn comes, giving him more outs)

"JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!"

(river comes, giving him two pair to crack your obvy better hand)

"HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA, WOW!"

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"Thanks"

Bloody kills me every time.

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"But i had a lot of outs"

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the classic "i only play suited bullets lad" line. its so witty, its just so damn witty...particularly when told by a 42-year old unemployed gambling degenerate with a drug problem in a casino at 4 in the morning,

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kid poker

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ty

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Can't win if you don't play.

or

Gotta give action to get action.

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I really can't stand 'raise' or 'call'. Well, sometimes 'call' when I have the joint but anything other than 'fold' usually pisses me off.

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when someone chases and hits some bs hand with hardly any outs for a buyin and then someone else at the table says "nh"

this just eats at my insides and makes me wish i could break someone errr...something

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OH [censored] YEAH.

Any fish can say whatever to me, im too busy getting over it to care, its when someone else compliments his obviously retarded play that i get worked up.

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Player 1: (In the tank) I'll...
Player 2: Call
Player 1: ... fold

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Yeah like AA vs. JJ AIPF and JJ hits 2 flush cards on the flop and gets it on the river and everyone says "nh".

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how about aa vs jj aipf and flop comes 789 and everyone at the table "nhnh" "vnh", and then the T hits...
i was so damn angry
and another one got called aipf for 100bb (just sat in) with 8s against my aces and he caught a set and said:
"i was up over 1 buyin today so i could afford this"
JESUS