FTP chat transcripts: Ivey vs Lederer
 

Every once in a while a FTP pro will hold a chat session where some downies ask stupid questions and the pro responds in about three sentences at most. Apparently on FTP's website they log all these chats for future viewing, so I used pretty much the two most recognized faces for FTP to compare.

This is one of three chat transcripts Lederer has done, I just picked the first one.

http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...;time=6:06:49PM

And this is the only Ivey chat transcript.

http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...;time=1:58:00PM

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Full Tilt Poker: learn, chat, beat off to the pros

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He's a man of many words.

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This is awsome


QUESTION FROM Roland de Wolfe: why is Gavin Smith's avatar that of a fat guy, when in real life he is clearly an obese man, at least 150 pounds heavier, a white Professor Clump if you will?

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Patrick should clearly be in red at Full Tilt to make it easier to identify which tables one should rub it out to.

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lololol ivey is actually hilarious

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were Is Mike matasaws trenscrpt?

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QUESTION FROM SpechelEDD: hey howard, whats your take on the negreanu/raymer wpt spat

ANSWER FROM Howard Lederer: People are entitled to differing opinions on things. I would like to see personal attacks stay out of it

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LOL at Iveys WTF HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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QUESTION FROM Roland de Wolfe: greg 'fbt' mueller has manbreasts. Are they silicon or real and would FTP consider getting him a flattering crop top with a logo so he can showcase his assets?

LOL WTF

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OMFG best evar:

"QUESTION FROM crismasty: good luck in the tourneys u play in Clownie

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: Thank you but my name is CLONIE"


http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...time=12:08:48AM

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Mike Matusow

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OMFG best evar:

"QUESTION FROM crismasty: good luck in the tourneys u play in Clownie

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: Thank you but my name is CLONIE"


http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...time=12:08:48AM

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looooool

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QUESTION FROM curtis maxymus: Mike, You are one of the few pros that keep it real about your bankroll management. Everybody else just says the never went broke which is bs. how long have you been playing poker and how many times did u go broke before you knew it was for you

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: iv egone broke 6 times it sucks poker is verytough

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: ask poker relatedquetions

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QUESTION FROM CliffJosephy: What is the worst bad beat you have ever had and how did you react?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: fk i get 1outteed everyday so hard tosay 48k pot in 1k2k game 4yrs ago guy was sending me th epot an dsaid o h w=aoit i got a stirhgt prettybad

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QUESTION FROM TheHugeGuy: Did you see rounders? Don't you think that $1K was too much for Mike to open the pot for with KK playing $25/$50 NL?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: its a movie


hahahahahahaha

<3

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QUESTION FROM Wessdaddy42: mike are you drunk right now?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: nlo jsut jacked off on my cat

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LMAO@these!

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LOLLLLL@Chat with the pros:

QUESTION FROM ayoung86: clonie how wud u play a small pocket pair online in early position

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: fold

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QUESTION FROM best_I_know: Do you type with your thumbs?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: n oio i jsut dont try

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QUESTION FROM ConAce: Do you know when the senate votes on the G bill?

ANSWER FROM Howard Lederer: Hopefully never. Right now, there is great doubt about whether it will get voted on this year. You can join PPA at www.pokerplayersalliance.org and write your Senator. Our voice in Washington can influence the future of regulation.


LOL

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QUESTION FROM hooter d: whats a good starting hand in razz

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: A23

hahaha

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QUESTION FROM hooter d: whats a good starting hand in razz

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: A23

hahaha

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Leveling?

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I thought the Ivey one was lol funny, then I saw Matusow's.



QUESTION FROM pumpkindn: In washington state it is illegal to gamble on line do u think it will happen everywhere

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: Washington state is stupid, no I don't

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QUESTION FROM curtis maxymus: Mike how can I go to the doctor and ask for deppression pills lol. Will the doctor understand if I just say. "What do you mean why? I fking play poker you idiot!

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: n au go to shrink and he diganoses u lolunuts

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OMFG best evar:

"QUESTION FROM crismasty: good luck in the tourneys u play in Clownie

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: Thank you but my name is CLONIE"


http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-chat-ar...time=12:08:48AM

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this is honestly the best ever A++++++++

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[ QUOTE ]
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QUESTION FROM hooter d: whats a good starting hand in razz

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: A23

hahaha

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Leveling?

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No not leveling you dubm

It's like

whats a good starting hand in holdem

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: AA

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
QUESTION FROM hooter d: whats a good starting hand in razz

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: A23

hahaha

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Leveling?

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No not leveling you dubm

It's like

whats a good starting hand in holdem

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: AQ

[/ QUOTE ]

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aahahah these are great. i thought the 'clownie' was hilarious then i read matusow's

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QUESTION FROM curtis maxymus: Mike, why is it so hard to have discipline and stay within your limits when you know you can beat the bigger games? I have played higher limits but everytime I do I get bad beat and it kills my bankroll

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: welcome to my life lol

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[ QUOTE ]
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QUESTION FROM hooter d: whats a good starting hand in razz

ANSWER FROM Jennifer Harman: A23

hahaha

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Leveling?

[/ QUOTE ]

No not leveling you dubm

It's like

whats a good starting hand in holdem

ANSWER FROM Grimmstar : AQ

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QUESTION FROM DaGreek06: How bad is jamie gold?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: lol

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QUESTION FROM DaGreek06: How bad is jamie gold?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: lol

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roflllllllllllllll

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QUESTION FROM Twinklebone: If you had to live the rest of your life with X22s face or give up poker forever, which would it be?

ANSWER FROM Phil Gordon: give up poker.

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QUESTION FROM creitzy85: how did you do this year at the wsop?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: ok

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: guy named fraink

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LOLLLLL@Chat with the pros:

QUESTION FROM ayoung86: clonie how wud u play a small pocket pair online in early position

ANSWER FROM Clonie Gowen: fold

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nice advice clownie

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72% of the people responding to the OP's poll are lying.

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QUESTION FROM SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: i check to make sure allthe strippers have left for the day

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Roland de Wolfe's chats
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QUESTION FROM Teamster Girl: Women already struggle to get respect at tourney, your advise for chymo certainly doesnt help!

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i was joking there are many good women players like jeff madsen

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OMFG these are awesome. Please keep posting highlights. Roland de Wolfe is the winnar so far, IMO. [censored] brilliant.