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Is very intimidating and each day that goes by only makes it worse. Some day I will read thee. Today is not the day.

Thank you for your time.

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scared?

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Ipot's thread started off awesome because people were putting themselves in his shoes i.e. returning to your hometime on a glorious mission to bang a bunch of meh looking HS girls. His early adventures were exciting and somewhat interesting. However, he basically ended up being in a pseudo-relationship with one of the chicks (cuz she likes him and she puts out), got brains from one random chick, did a three way kiss with original girl and another girl and that's all. It is now more or less his personal blog from his trip home from college. I was a fan but lost interest lately.

However, someone needs to make an epic graph of his post, which will then deserve (but not get) sticky status.

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Ipot's thread started off awesome because people were putting themselves in his shoes i.e. returning to your hometime on a glorious mission to bang a bunch of meh looking HS girls. His early adventures were exciting and somewhat interesting. However, he basically ended up being in a pseudo-relationship with one of the chicks (cuz she likes him and she puts out), got brains from one random chick, did a three way kiss with original girl and another girl and that's all. It is now more or less his personal blog from his trip home from college. I was a fan but lost interest lately.

However, someone needs to make an epic graph of his post, which will then deserve (but not get) sticky status.

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I agree with this. It was super balla at first getting to watch him hunt for hs puss, but after he took up a relationship with girl1, it's become a bit blog-ish. It's still an entertaining read while at work, so I'm not saying it's not worth reading, but it's lost the fire that made it so big in the first place.

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Just because we [censored], doesn't mean we're in a relationship

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No, but the fact that you're [censored] her and her only, and the fact that you go to hang out with her over your buddy when you're both freaking out cuz you're high does mean that you are.

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Just because we [censored], doesn't mean we're in a relationship

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You have sex with her.

You don't have sex with anyone else.

Yes. Yes my son. You are in a relationship. Even if you don't know it yet.

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Just because we [censored], doesn't mean we're in a relationship

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ipot BMWguy and I are two of your bigger fans, we are just telling the troof. I'm sure Spechel has some interesting opinions on the whole thing.

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1) yeah i could try to hook up with another random uggo hs girl, but why? After the first time, it took 0 effort, and it was decent ass.

2) reason i went to hang out with girl1 that day is because i wanted to get away from the whole "omg, police are after me" kid.

3) i do understand where you are comming from, but blah.

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3) i do understand where you are comming from, but blah.

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haha uh oh...a little clarity in your mind showing it's ugly head there ipot? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

RUN AWAY

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3) i do understand where you are comming from, but blah.

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haha uh oh...a little clarity in your mind showing it's ugly head there ipot? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

RUN AWAY

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3) i do understand where you are comming from, but blah.

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haha uh oh...a little clarity in your mind showing it's ugly head there ipot? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

RUN AWAY

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lol 1/2 = me trying to explain myself

3= me realizing it won't help

4)the term "relationship" is a bit different to me.

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why didnt you have a 3some with girl1 and girl66?

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ipot,

i've avoided that thread fora couple days because i've been busy parenting and [censored]. But the fact that you've not yet [censored] the midget tells me that you're in a relationship and that you have a GIRLFRIEND. Otherwise, you'd [censored] the midget. DUCY?

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why didnt you have a 3some with girl1 and girl66?

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didn't know if they would be down for it, and didn't feel like putting much effort into it. and by the time i was thinking about it, my friend was already on his way to hooking up with girl66, so i didn't want to be a cockblock for him.

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ipot,

i've avoided that thread fora couple days because i've been busy parenting and [censored]. But the fact that you've not yet [censored] the midget tells me that you're in a relationship and that you have a GIRLFRIEND. Otherwise, you'd [censored] the midget. DUCY?

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just look at it push the plastic cart

no way i can do it.

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wtf, get this [censored] back to your thread.

This one is meta.

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lol @ pushing the midget sex

I've been in similar situations before ipot, so I can kind of understand where you're coming from. But let's take a look at this:

First you're looking for poon, you realize that girl2 is hotter than girl1, but girl1 is cooler to hang around. Obviously girl1 is going to be easier than girl2, however you realize that you know girl1 better than girl2, and you know that girl1 is already a little in love-ish with you.

You take girl1 out, buy her Taco Bell (which will make any person, man or woman, fall in love with you), then you mack with her on your couch, letting her push sex back until after school. So you already had a good time with her on day 1, knew that you were gonna have to see her after school, and resigned to it.

Then you let her take your hat, which you could've easily avoided by cutting the cute [censored] and taking your hat back before she booked it. Looks like you enjoy her company.

You bang her, things are good, you stay for dinner with her parents...DUC where this is going??

Then you hang out with your buddy, who I'm assuming you haven't seen forever. You freak out with the guy that's high as [censored], then you use that as an excuse to go hang out with girl1 instead of your friend. No no no, don't argue. Realize that.

Meanwhile, you've made no attempt to nail girl2, who's obviously hotter. If you were just looking to score over the weekend, you would've nailed girl1, and tried everything you could've to get laid by girl2. Remember, when you're looking to get laid, you're 90% looking to know that you can still close deals, it's just human nature. Getting laid by one girl over and over again does nothing for your "getting laid" mission.

Then you start thinking about girl99, which is obviously someone you're missing. Why do you start thinking about girl99? It's not because you're high, it's not because you're listening to music, it's because you're starting to re-feel those feelings, although this time it's with girl1, and that's not who you're used to.

So you go to Canada to try to clear your head. Good thinking, you got friends, drinks, and no girl1. Well now you get a call from girl1. The party is "lame" (see those quotes there?) so you talk to girl1 instead, who invites you to her party. You could go play cards with your buddies, even though it would be lower limits than you're used to. Instead you go to girl1.

Interesting...

Keep in mind that JiggyMike is completely correct that I'm one of your biggest fans, partly because I've gone through this before and it was good fun. But I'm just trying to show you the sequence of events that we've seen. Take a look at it man...

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didn't know if they would be down for it, and didn't feel like putting much effort into it. and by the time i was thinking about it, my friend was already on his way to hooking up with girl66, so i didn't want to be a cockblock for him.

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I'm not all that upset about the fact you didn't three-way with these chicks, as it sounds like girl66 was going to get rogered by somebody, and it didn't matter if it was you or not.

The thing I can't believe is that the four of you didn't all end up in that hotel room together. This blows my mind. Besides the girl/girl show that would have been nearly inevitable, the four-way possiblities for this would have been 1:1 odds. The amount of effort on your part is going to be literally next to nothing. With the liberal amounts of alcohol already flowing, all they needed was a little encouragement from the cool college guys and it would have been game on.

Granted, I know a lot of guys aren't down for being naked with other guys, but you could have at least gone to town on your chick while he was putting the wood to girl66. The switch part after that wouldn't have been that hard, and with the proper lighting you probably wouldn't even have had to check out his junk.

Just sayin'...

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haha i have been avoiding this thread as well and just reading a few bb4life threads randomly ...

well since I visited the forum it would show no unread posts on the IPOT thread... then I read this [censored] thread and realize I missed a bunch of [censored].... the last two trip reports... god damn it thanks OP I have a paper due yesterday that I am not finishing soon...

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BMW, i understand/agree with everything you said, except the feelings for her thing.


And about the me seeing my friend naked for the 4some? Eh, we've both seen each other naked i think. At my house at college, we play the "waiting" game. And no we aren't gay, 4 of the 6 people i live with have gf's and i'm not one of them.

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BMW, i understand/agree with everything you said, except the feelings for her thing.


And about the me seeing my friend naked for the 4some? Eh, we've both seen each other naked i think. At my house at college, we play the "waiting" game. And no we aren't gay, 4 of the 6 people i live with have gf's and i'm not one of them.

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ipot, whats the waiting game? just curious?

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lol, it's from the movie "Waiting", where the object is to get other guys to unknowingly look at your balls.

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lol, it's from the movie "Waiting", where the object is to get other guys to unknowingly look at your balls.

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lol why not just play the game where you touch your thumb and index together to make a circle and when they look you punch them... idk whats its called really..

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cuz this one has balls, and depending on what positions you get them to see your balls in (as in spreading your sack out to form different shapes, etc.), you get to kick them in the ass a certain amount of times.

I have not engaged in the "Waiting" game. However, if I did, I would probably be the king of the Batwing.

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cuz this one has balls, and depending on what positions you get them to see your balls in (as in spreading your sack out to form different shapes, etc.), you get to kick them in the ass a certain amount of times.

I have not engaged in the "Waiting" game. However, if I did, I would probably be the king of the Batwing.

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Uhm.... saggy sack then?

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lol, it's from the movie "Waiting", where the object is to get other guys to unknowingly look at your balls.

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lol why not just play the game where you touch your thumb and index together to make a circle and when they look you punch them... idk whats its called really..

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lol i played this in hs and it surfaced in college this semester

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i didn't realize that you can actually consider this as "playing" anything

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i didn't realize that you can actually consider this as "playing" anything

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-when you wait inside the door when you see a roommate comming back from class.
-when you hear someone go to take a [censored]
-when you hear someone puking in the bathroom
-when you know someone has a class and has to leave their oom

the balls will be shown.
i will call them a [censored].
i will kick them in the butt.

then i will be paranoid and try to not let anyone else get me.

It's all part of the game.


4 girls stay at our house a lot ( 4 of my roommates gf's ) and all 4 of them have seen the 6 of our junk.

we're not gay, its all just part of the game.

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Well this thread TANKED at the end.

Anyway bwmguy has been on point lately