What does vagina feel like?
 

So my friend tells me that it feels a lot like being inside a Hot Pocket. Is this true? I've never been inside and I would like to know what it's like. Also, do all vaginas feel the same or are they different? Like if you were blindfolded would you be able to tell if you were boning your girlfriend or your mom?

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Jesus, your last question almost made me puke. you think about boning your mom or what?
and yeah they are different, some are tight, some are loose, some dont lub themselves enough and you have a hard time getting in, but you probably already imagined all these situations while doing yourself

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very very tight.

And no i can't tell the diff between your gf and your mom.

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very very tight.

And no i can't tell the diff between your gf and your mom.

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hah, 1 to nil for Carter!

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Yes, exactly like a Hot Pocket. It's almost uncanny really.


PS. Remember the TR when you decide to try this out. I recommend pizza, be sure to microwave it as well

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Hot pocket man... what the [censored].

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Like if you were blindfolded would you be able to tell if you were boning your girlfriend or your mom?

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Sounds like an interesting experiment..please post results/graph?

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also the hotpocket has to be straight from the microwave..if you let it cool it ruins the whole experience

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oh no

hot pockets = lunch? hot pockets = munch? hot pockets = oh no

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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.

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Don't stick your penis/tongue/hand in it too deep (Anywhere over an inch or so), the teeth on the inside will bite off whatever you stick in there if you piss it off. That's a real mood-killer.

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Make sure to eat the hotpocket after

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.

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lol @ gaffigan, highly underrated

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[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this.

1. Core a tomato.
2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high.
3. Stick wang in.
4. [censored] tomato.
5. Enjoy/profit.

Trip report is necessary.

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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probably too busy [censored] hotpockets is my guess

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OP: Feel bascially like a butt, just a bit wetter and tighter at the tip, usually less blood.

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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This is one of those times when I wish I was trolling; unfortunately I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I've yet to stick my faucet inside of a girl's Hot Pocket, or Philly cheese steak, or whatever euphemism is most appropriate for a vagina. Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

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I've never [censored] a hot pocket personally.. but vag's are all different.. some good.. some not so good. I could tell the difference between all the recent ones blind folded.

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[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this.

1. Core a tomato.
2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high.
3. Stick wang in.
4. [censored] tomato.
5. Enjoy/profit.

Trip report is necessary.

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That's rather disturbing actually.

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Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

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Unlikely based on previous information

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Has your friend actually [censored] a hot pocket? wtf...

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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth.

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GAFFIGAN YESSSS

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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.

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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.

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Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole.

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son of a goddamn bitch

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I heard some guy on the radio the other day talking about cutting a hole in a watermelon and heating it in the microwave. But not too hot or it turns to mush.

He said that is just like the real thing.

I leave it up to all of BBV4L to try and post trip reports/pics/graphs.

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Tell this "guy on the radio" that he should have told me about the seeds, I got one stuck in my blowhole.

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You have to be prepared for the real thing, seeds and all. Vaginae are full of surprises.

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Like a warm bag of sand

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This thread is useless without pics.

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http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/FDS/FDS103/Apple-Pie.jpg

fo realz

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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This is one of those times when I wish I was trolling; unfortunately I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I've yet to stick my faucet inside of a girl's Hot Pocket, or Philly cheese steak, or whatever euphemism is most appropriate for a vagina. Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

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You need to figure out what is the reason your spaceship has never been in the vaginal universe. When you figure out what the reason is, you need to try and do something about it. Any idea what it is?

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Like if you were blindfolded would you be able to tell if you were boning your girlfriend or your mom?

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Sounds like an interesting experiment..please post results/graph?

[/ QUOTE ]Trip Report?

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New currency Hot pockets > Ramen?

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OP, if you really wanna know, 5 words: raw liver in a jar.

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OP: Feel bascially like a butt, just a bit wetter and tighter at the tip, usually less blood.

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I dont know man, tighter than a butt? How many times have you been to jail?

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OP

What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like?

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This is one of those times when I wish I was trolling; unfortunately I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I've yet to stick my faucet inside of a girl's Hot Pocket, or Philly cheese steak, or whatever euphemism is most appropriate for a vagina. Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate.

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You need to figure out what is the reason your spaceship has never been in the vaginal universe. When you figure out what the reason is, you need to try and do something about it. Any idea what it is?

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TheFaucet is gay. I mean, for serious, actually a homosexual.

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TheFaucet is cool.

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TheFaucet is cool.

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I dig it, I think he's hilarious.

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Pretty similar, except hot pockets dont have any trolls inside.