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ursine cotcher 03-26-2007 08:35 PM

When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
click me - I am not a picture of a penis

mediumpimpin 03-26-2007 08:37 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
Can you convert that currency into Dollars? Im confused. Also I was secretly hoping for penis picture

LeatherFace 03-26-2007 08:42 PM

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Can you convert that currency into Dollars? Im confused. Also I was secretly hoping for penis picture

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Nice try, still aint clicking it.

4_2_it 03-26-2007 08:46 PM

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Can you convert that currency into Dollars?

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I think it's like $0.06 a stogie or something. I mean there are like 5000 euros to a dollar, right.

Karlson269 03-26-2007 08:49 PM

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Can you convert that currency into Dollars? Im confused. Also I was secretly hoping for penis picture

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Uhm the site already does that...

Price: 250,00 €
Price: 320,00 $

water fowl 03-26-2007 08:55 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

jds1201 03-26-2007 10:07 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
"Double Robusto"

Jeff_B 03-26-2007 10:15 PM

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I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

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dude wtf? and was it a cuban?

Prodigy54321 03-26-2007 10:27 PM

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I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

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dude wtf? and was it a cuban?

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"We're talking about people right?"

DWarrior 03-26-2007 10:36 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
You can shove a cigar up your urethra and you get high from the tobacco.

jds1201 03-26-2007 10:39 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
i'll take your word for it

delaware99 03-26-2007 10:59 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
These are not balla cigars...

Learn something about Cigars before you post

ban please

Gullanian 03-26-2007 11:06 PM

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Cheap cigars ftw

TyFuji 03-26-2007 11:15 PM

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I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

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dude wtf? and was it a cuban?

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I dunno, but there's nothing wrong with getting boned by a cuban.

Gullanian 03-26-2007 11:17 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
Nothing wrong with having phone sex with a cuban

SecretOfMana 03-26-2007 11:43 PM

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Brand: Made Custom Rolled
Vitola: Double Robusto
Shape: Double Robusto

Woooooow

MTUCache 03-26-2007 11:48 PM

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True ballas? They wouldn't touch these.

Google "Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve" FTW.

$15k per box... makes these look like Qtips.

keikiwai 03-27-2007 12:18 AM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
for a sec i thought you were talking trees for breakfast, dime sexes and Benz stretches

Jeff_B 03-27-2007 01:12 AM

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I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

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dude wtf? and was it a cuban?

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I dunno, but there's nothing wrong with getting boned by a cuban.

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please tell me youre female or something? <font color="white">or leveling me in some sick fetish way? </font>

boomshakalaka 03-27-2007 01:22 AM

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I once stuck a rolled up cigar up my ass during phone sex.

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dude wtf? and was it a cuban?

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I dunno, but there's nothing wrong with getting boned by a cuban.

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true, but you cant let them get too carried away, less you feel like explaining to all your freinds why you have hickeys all up on the back of your neck.

ursine cotcher 03-27-2007 09:12 AM

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lol @ the fools claiming these are not balla

THEY ARE CALLED DOUBLE ROBUSTO YES THAT'S RIGHT NOT JUST SINGLE ROBUSTO BUT DOUBLE ROBUSTO NOW THAT'S AS BALLA AS IT GETS

F
A
C
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Kindly go and stick your 15k cigars up your urethra (just so you get high, you understand)

Daddy Warbucks 03-27-2007 09:20 AM

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True ballas? They wouldn't touch these.

Google "Gurkha His Majesty's Reserve" FTW.

$15k per box... makes these look like Qtips.

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The Gurkha HMR is a great cigar but unfortunately not in the everyday budget of most aficionados. Gurkha His Majesty’s Reserve (HMR) holds the title of “world’s most expensive cigar ever made”. For years Gurkha has been known as the Rolls Royce of the cigar industry. Its reputation stems from unique blends of rare tobaccos hand crafted by the world’s foremost rollers. 'His Majesty’s Reserve' is no exception, made from the most expensive cognac and premium tobacco. Once the cigars are rolled, they then undergo a unique infusion process that involves an entire bottle of Louis XIII Cognac

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Elandriel 03-27-2007 09:21 AM

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lol @ the fools claiming these are not balla

THEY ARE CALLED DOUBLE ROBUSTO YES THAT'S RIGHT NOT JUST SINGLE ROBUSTO BUT DOUBLE ROBUSTO NOW THAT'S AS BALLA AS IT GETS

F
A
C
T

Kindly go and stick your 15k cigars up your urethra (just so you get high, you understand)

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ZOMG, QFT

MTUCache 03-27-2007 11:05 AM

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Kindly go and stick your 15k cigars up your urethra (just so you get high, you understand)

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Maybe you didn't read correctly... an entire bottle of Louis XIII cognac. Yes. That's right. An entire bottle.

Plus, at 7 inches long, you've got an extra 2 inches of pleasure to go in your urethra instead of those puny regular robustos, and even an inch longer than your lame "double" robustos.

When I'm done being busto, I'm not going to be "robusto", I'm going to be "Churchill"....

"Robusto" is for the nouveau-riche.
If you wanna be a true balla, you gotta go Churchill.

Take your double-robusto to the kiddy game down the street.

Jim14Qc 03-27-2007 01:01 PM

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i bought robusto's in Cuba. My dad bought Churchill. I'll take the cohibas over the churchills anyday (although the churchills are amazing).

MTUCache 03-27-2007 01:11 PM

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i bought robusto's in Cuba. My dad bought Churchill. I'll take the cohibas over the churchills anyday (although the churchills are amazing).

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It's pretty rare to find anything in a robusto size from Cuba... it's not a very popular size there for some reason, although it's popularity is booming here in the US. I wasn't aware that Cohiba had any black-dot robustos. You sure they weren't red-dots (non-cubans)??

Almost everything I've seen out of Cuba has been a Lonsdale, a Corona, or a Petit Corona. They seem to prefer thinner cigars (40-48 ring guage) there.

"Churchills" and "robustos" don't have anything to do with the quality of the cigar. It's just a name that's applied to a typical size of cigar. You'll find Churchills from the best cigar manufacturers in the world, and you'll find them from the worst. Has nothing to do with quality, taste, or price.

For what it's worth, I'm usually a robusto-type guy, as far as length, hand/mouth feel, and time of smoke. But, if the weather's right, I'll break out a toro and spend another half hour outside.

I know, I know... lol nostrategyinBBVaments.

ursine cotcher 03-27-2007 04:48 PM

Re: When I am a real balla I will smoke these for breakfast
 
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Kindly go and stick your 15k cigars up your urethra (just so you get high, you understand)

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Maybe you didn't read correctly... an entire bottle of Louis XIII cognac. Yes. That's right. An entire bottle.

Plus, at 7 inches long, you've got an extra 2 inches of pleasure to go in your urethra instead of those puny regular robustos, and even an inch longer than your lame "double" robustos.

When I'm done being busto, I'm not going to be "robusto", I'm going to be "Churchill"....

"Robusto" is for the nouveau-riche.
If you wanna be a true balla, you gotta go Churchill.

Take your double-robusto to the kiddy game down the street.

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