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I'm in the airport and there was a semi-incident which brought this up in my mind,

It takes a special kind of [censored] to approach a fast food type counter, realize you have been standing there before he arrived, then have the nerve to attempt to order first when the previously busy attendant happens to look his way first.

Rest assured I was able to intercept his order and quickly take charge of the situation.

What other actions require a special kind of a-hole to execute them?

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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Trying to rob a man of his hailed cab. I recently was on the receiving end of this. The [censored] didn't get my cab though.

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People who drive on the shoulder during rush hour and then cut right in the front of the line.

edit -- Looks like NT! types faster than me

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I've heard people refer to this as "Chicagoing." Like, "He totally Chicago'd everyone in line."

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this one time when I was waiting in a crowded airport (think philly, but not 100%) there was some girl that was doing this Irish dancing [censored], but the thing was, she had this HUGE routine which took her all throughout the terminal.

She stopped for nobody, people were literally diving out of her way as she danced to the music in her ipod. High kicks, spins, and [censored], it was insane, and her mom would just discuss with her what she did wrong, in the routine, not in the fact that she was nearly kiling people.

This went on for 3 full routines as I covertly recorded it on my video phone hoping beyond hope for a nasty incident , but it ended when an airport security person finally put a stop to it.

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I've read and re-read the situation like 4 times now... it doesn't make sense.

Did you mean it takes a special kind of a-hole to walk up to order food, knowing full well that someone else had been there before you, but ordering anyway?

These kind of things set me off big time.

When I am clearly walking to a location that you have clearly blocked (I'm 6'2" 230, kinda hard to miss), and you're facing me... but you still don't move, I want to set you on fire.

This happens in grocery stores and with retarded Best Buy employees who are conversing amongst themselves. When it's employees it makes my twice as angry.

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When this happened to me in the past, I would address the fast food worker, telling him/her that I was there first. Now, I address the person who cut me off, which is much less effective, but much more interesting.

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People who drive on the shoulder during rush hour and then cut right in the front of the line.

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Oooo, I don't let them in at all... EVER.

Conversely, if you are trying to merge and have no other place to go but to merge into traffic and someone will not let you in.

I've once rolled down the window and yelled at some dumb lady, "Where the F--- do you want me to go?!?!" As I was in between trying to get onto the lane and a concrete construction divider.

ZIPPER EFFECT PEOPLE!!!1!!

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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you have not lived in NY long enough....

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"I really believe that the Pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians, ... the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this [terrorist attack] happen." Jerry Falwell, 700 Club, 2001-SEP-13

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http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/...l_rally200.jpg

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group of 4 dining. some appetizer involves 5 pieces, everyone has one and enjoys. guy just dives right in and brazenly scoops up the last piece.

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group of 4 dining. some appetizer involves 5 pieces, everyone has one and enjoys. guy just dives right in and brazenly scoops up the last piece.

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When he should be dieting instead...

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Tale from the Ostrich Festival a couple of weeks ago that fits this theme.

Wife and Kids are sitting with me in the stands watching the dog show. Behind us, there is a boy, a girl, and a older lady I would assume is a grandma to the boy. Behind the girl is her parents, up one more row. Note that the grandma + boy = totally unrelated family to the girl and parents. The girl and parents sat down first, and the grandma and boy sat down afterwards in what was basically the only spots left in the bleachers.

Early on in the show, the dad picks up the girl and puts her on his lap for her to get a better view. A few minutes later, the grandma moves over to sit next to the boy, since it appears that the girl is going to be watching the rest of the show on the dad's lap.

The dad immediately goes off on the grandma about how that's his daughter's spot, and what kind of nerve the grandma has to try to take it. The grandma is super nice, and even apologetic, and tries to ask where the girl will be sitting, so she can try to sit next to the grandson. The guy waves along this spot where easily two fat people could sit, that "this area is hers!"

Yes, that's what needed for a 5 year old 40lb kid. The grandma was nothing but polite, and moved back over to her original spot, only to have the guy rant for a few more minutes about "how rude some people can be!"

I have never been tempted to taunt someone into a fight more in my entire life, but somehow I didn't think that would be a good plan in front of my 3 and 4 year old.

Ray

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When I am clearly walking to a location that you have clearly blocked (I'm 6'4" 381, kinda hard to miss), and you're facing me... but you still don't move, I want to set you on fire.

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QFT

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People who drive on the shoulder during rush hour and then cut right in the front of the line.

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Today I'm driving on a road with stoplights. There's a red light up ahead, so I let off the gas and coast in as I usually do...no need to waste gas and wear down your brakes by speeding to the light and then braking.

So this woman in an SUV is tailgating me, and obviously wants to speed to the light (this is the right lane FWIW). So after trying to be tough (?) by tailgating, she pulls into the shoulder and then cuts in front of me in order to stop at the light one car ahead of where she would have been.

I cracked up because it definitely takes a special type of [censored] (that's the "c" word for females) to be that much of a [censored] douche.

Can you call women douches?

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I hate when people do this kind of crap but I was accidentally involved in an incident recently. Went to this Italian dessert place called Veniero's in NY on a Saturday night with my family and a few friends and there is a HUGE wait. However, the wait appears to be for the counter and not for the sit down area, which is where we wanted to go. I slash through the crowd, get up to the host stand, let the party in front of me (coincidentally containing an old college friend) go ahead of me even though the hostess looks at me first, then get seated with my part of 7 next. LIttle did I know that half the people who i thought were waiting for counter service were actually waiting for a table and I just busted right in front of them...I felt like a [censored] but no one stopped or questioned me so I didn't feel TOO bad about it.

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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you have not lived in NY long enough....

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on the contrary, i'd say i've already been here about 9 months too long. but i don't even drive here anyway.

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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On the other hand: when you are driving on a two lane highway, and being the responsible driver you are, you put on your blinker to switch lanes. Huge prick/a-hole who's in this lane and clearly behind you, sees your blinker and speeds up so you can't switch lanes.

This makes me want to punch babies.

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About 12 years ago, the ex-shedevil and I are in Costco with the kids, just getting into line.

...the ex-hoe looks over at me and asks "did you have chicken pox as a kid???"...

I know exactely what is going to happen next. I answer "No." and just as am I (she already knew the answer) she says "Well, you will in 2 days..." and gestures over to a lady standing in the adjacent line with her THREE KIDS COVERED IN POX.

WTF???

This bitch had the nerve to take her [censored] pox festered little [censored] runts to A STORE FULL OF PEOPLE??

Sure enough, two days later...

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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On the other hand: when you are driving on a two lane highway, and being the responsible driver you are, you put on your blinker to switch lanes. Huge prick/a-hole who's in this lane and clearly behind you, sees your blinker and speeds up so you can't switch lanes.

This makes me want to punch babies.

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yeah. there are a lot of them that involve driving. the other really irritating one is going like one mile an hour faster than the people in the slow lane in the fast lane, and refusing to move over or speed up. or just sitting in the left lane going the speed limit, forcing EVERY SINGLE PERSON to pass you on the right, when there's not even any traffic.

or basically being from New Jersey and owning a car, that's kind of a catchall for most of these.

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Daryn,

Friday night at a concert I am at the bar waiting to order a beer. I have been clearly waiting for a very long time, the bartender and I make contact and she knows I am next after she makes one of the runners orders. These two guys walk up to the bar and they sort of elbow their way in front of me but do it in a way that makes them in front of me w/o being really aggressive. I think to myself that if they get to order before me I am going to say something. The bartender looks right past them and asks for my order. The two guys say, "heeeeyyyy, what is this?" I look right at the guy next to me and say, "Are you [censored] kidding me? You have been here for 5 seconds, at least the bartender has a clue." He says, "Oh so its like that?" I ignore him b/c I don't even know what this means.

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Tale from the Ostrich Festival a couple of weeks ago that fits this theme.

Wife and Kids are sitting with me in the stands watching the dog show. Behind us, there is a boy, a girl, and a older lady I would assume is a grandma to the boy. Behind the girl is her parents, up one more row. Note that the grandma + boy = totally unrelated family to the girl and parents. The girl and parents sat down first, and the grandma and boy sat down afterwards in what was basically the only spots left in the bleachers.

Early on in the show, the dad picks up the girl and puts her on his lap for her to get a better view. A few minutes later, the grandma moves over to sit next to the boy, since it appears that the girl is going to be watching the rest of the show on the dad's lap.

The dad immediately goes off on the grandma about how that's his daughter's spot, and what kind of nerve the grandma has to try to take it. The grandma is super nice, and even apologetic, and tries to ask where the girl will be sitting, so she can try to sit next to the grandson. The guy waves along this spot where easily two fat people could sit, that "this area is hers!"

Yes, that's what needed for a 5 year old 40lb kid. The grandma was nothing but polite, and moved back over to her original spot, only to have the guy rant for a few more minutes about "how rude some people can be!"

I have never been tempted to taunt someone into a fight more in my entire life, but somehow I didn't think that would be a good plan in front of my 3 and 4 year old.

Ray

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Teaching your kids chivalry is never a bad idea imo.

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this one time when I was waiting in a crowded airport (think philly, but not 100%) there was some girl that was doing this Irish dancing [censored], but the thing was, she had this HUGE routine which took her all throughout the terminal.

She stopped for nobody, people were literally diving out of her way as she danced to the music in her ipod. High kicks, spins, and [censored], it was insane, and her mom would just discuss with her what she did wrong, in the routine, not in the fact that she was nearly kiling people.

This went on for 3 full routines as I covertly recorded it on my video phone hoping beyond hope for a nasty incident , but it ended when an airport security person finally put a stop to it.

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Video?

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Went to see 2001 at the Silver Theater in DC a month or so ago. Guy a couple rows behind me is there with his 6 or 7-year-old kid. Kid does not shut up for the entire first half of the movie. Asks dad questions every 30 seconds or so ("DID THE BONE GO UP INTO SPACE????"). Dad, instead of shushing him, obligingly answers every question. Lots of people shushing them and angry looks backward. At intermission at least half a dozen people went up to the guy and told him to make the kid STFU or GTFO. Fortunately, he STFU.

WHY BRING A 6-YEAR-OLD TO THAT MOVIE??????????

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Daryn,

Friday night at a concert I am at the bar waiting to order a beer. I have been clearly waiting for a very long time, the bartender and I make contact and she knows I am next after she makes one of the runners orders. These two guys walk up to the bar and they sort of elbow their way in front of me but do it in a way that makes them in front of me w/o being really aggressive. I think to myself that if they get to order before me I am going to say something. The bartender looks right past them and asks for my order. The two guys say, "heeeeyyyy, what is this?" I look right at the guy next to me and say, "Are you [censored] kidding me? You have been here for 5 seconds, at least the bartender has a clue." He says, "Oh so its like that?" I ignore him b/c I don't even know what this means.

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man this guy is lucky you didn't have a couple of baseballs in your pocket or you would probably have stepped back and KILLED HIM WITH A FOUR SEAMER TO THE THROAT AMIRITE???

i wish you would, this is a huge douche move

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Teaching your kids chivalry is never a bad idea imo.

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I don't think the method I would have gone about dealing with this guy would have been considered chivalrous. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ray

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NT!,

You are right. He is lucky I was ordering my first beer.

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Trying to rob a man of his hailed cab. I recently was on the receiving end of this. The [censored] didn't get my cab though.

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I made a thread with a title like "woman who assume you want to seep with them" or something like that about 2 chicks that ran into a cab i had hailed. I wasn't with my buddies either I was with my sister. I was so angry.

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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you have not lived in NY long enough....

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People will literally drive half in the right lane half on the shoulder to piss these people off.

I saw some old dude in a range rover who sould swirve into the shoulder to try and for these people into, I dunno hitting him or the wall I guess.

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I would count driving half a mile on the shoulder and then trying to force your way back into stopped traffic on this list.

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Saw a guy in an SUV lose control on a wet road and slam into the barrier at about 45 mph while trying to pull this move on the DC Beltway a couple years ago. Best example of instant karma I've ever witnessed.

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The gym at my school is not that big and of course its often packed, especially at certain hours. I walk over to the free weight area ready to get my workout underway and I notice something strange. There is only one guy there, but there seems to be weights and articles of clothing on each of four machines/benches (of which there are only one).

There is a water bottle on the one good squat rack bench.

There is a towel draped over the only preacher bench.

There is an ipod sitting on a flat bench.

There is hoodie on the only flat upright bench.

I soon realize that people aren't elsewhere or in the bathroom, these things ALL ARE THIS ONE GUY'S. I figure, no big deal, he was making himself at home since the gym was empty. I head over to the preacher bench and he says, "hey bro, im using that." So I figure, alright, and I walk over to the squat rack bench and put his water bottle on the ground next to the preacher bench. I then hear from behind me, "BRO, I'm using that too, don't move my [censored]."

I try to remain calm and say, "Soo you are using basically everything?"

And he responds in a tone and with a look like, what are you stupid, and says, "Dude, I'm supersetting all these."


He was truly, a special kind of [censored].

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Trying to rob a man of his hailed cab. I recently was on the receiving end of this. The [censored] didn't get my cab though.

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I made a thread with a title like "woman who assume you want to seep with them" or something like that about 2 chicks that ran into a cab i had hailed. I wasn't with my buddies either I was with my sister. I was so angry.

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i remember that thread, and i wish horrible, debilitating menstraul cramps on these bitches

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I don't think the method I would have gone about dealing with this guy would have been considered chivalrous. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Being chivalrous and delivering an ass-beating can certainly be the same thing.

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this one time when I was waiting in a crowded airport (think philly, but not 100%) there was some girl that was doing this Irish dancing [censored], but the thing was, she had this HUGE routine which took her all throughout the terminal.

She stopped for nobody, people were literally diving out of her way as she danced to the music in her ipod. High kicks, spins, and [censored], it was insane, and her mom would just discuss with her what she did wrong, in the routine, not in the fact that she was nearly kiling people.

This went on for 3 full routines as I covertly recorded it on my video phone hoping beyond hope for a nasty incident , but it ended when an airport security person finally put a stop to it.

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It was deleted because it was uneventful for the most part, but man, if there would have been a collision or something, good times.

I also hate when people seem to take their problems out on random minimum wage employees at fast food, etc. I usually call these people out on it if I can see that it wasn't the employees fault (food wasn't premade, something got dropped, etc). I love taking the side of the employee who isn't allowed to speak up for themselves.

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or basically being from New Jersey and owning a car, that's kind of a catchall for most of these.

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i live on long island, and without fail the worst, most aggressive drivers always have NJ plates.

edit: this is not to say that there aren't conspicuously bad drivers on LI, just that the very worst are the NJ ones.

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Noah,

I would say it take a special type of person to be polite in the free weight section of the gym.

Not that nobody is, it just seems that nobody is.

I don't think I've ever been in a gym that didn't need a bigger free weight section btw. But i'm out of shape.

Another person to be included in the spirit of this thread is obviously someone who cheats at board games.

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The gym at my school is not that big and of course its often packed, especially at certain hours. I walk over to the free weight area ready to get my workout underway and I notice something strange. There is only one guy there, but there seems to be weights and articles of clothing on each of four machines/benches (of which there are only one).

There is a water bottle on the one good squat rack bench.

There is a towel draped over the only preacher bench.

There is an ipod sitting on a flat bench.

There is hoodie on the only flat upright bench.

I soon realize that people aren't elsewhere or in the bathroom, these things ALL ARE THIS ONE GUY'S. I figure, no big deal, he was making himself at home since the gym was empty. I head over to the preacher bench and he says, "hey bro, im using that." So I figure, alright, and I walk over to the squat rack bench and put his water bottle on the ground next to the preacher bench. I then hear from behind me, "BRO, I'm using that too, don't move my [censored]."

I try to remain calm and say, "Soo you are using basically everything?"

And he responds in a tone and with a look like, what are you stupid, and says, "Dude, I'm supersetting all these."


He was truly, a special kind of [censored].

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Attack while he's weakest. Hamstring him mid-squat. That'll learn him.

I've lucked out with gym stuff though... most people at my gym are nice and will almost always let you work-in with them.

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If he is a douche, he is a douche, but I will do somethign like this, where I have 4 different things Im using in a circuit, I usually ask if they want to go first though, becuase Im not usually in a hurry in the gym, but sometimes you just have to monopolize some equipment to get a good workout. But there is rarely ever anyone in my gym, so I ralrey have a problem, and the meatheads there are totally cool with it

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People who smash pumpkins. Taking somebody's work and fun and destroying it for a temporarily thrill, just the worst [censored] ever.