Inspired by Toss Trip Report the REBIRTH!
 

Okay so peoples, I understand that you want the next installment. I have spoke with TT and he says that as long as everyone plays nice I can continue the thread.

What this thread will be is a continuation of the trip report. you can find the beginning part of the trip report here in this classic thread.

Disclaimer:This thread and future installments of the trip report will be about strippers/poker/sex/spending money on strippers/and 2+2 friends.

If you do not agree with I do I respect that. Please though for the sake of this thread keep it to yourself or just don't get into argument with everyone.

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Didn't get a chance to post in the other thread, so just saying that this was a great read. Keep it up man.

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<--- Promising to be good.

Will read quietly and to myself.

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Why did it even get locked? I just found it and read it all...nothing that bad was ever said. I would think commentary(even if it is not praise for OP or me) would be encouraged. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I must say, you have several of us in Wisconsin and Minnesota on the edge of our collective seat! Keep the story coming [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Great TR. I figured I'd relate my brief experience with Crystal. After TheUsher finished 2nd in the PLHE event last summer, a bunch of us (mostly STTFers) went to Rhino to celebrate. Within 30 minutes of arriving, Unarmed brought a blonde girl with pigtails and pinkish hair over and insisted that I get a dance from her. Who am I to resist?

In short, she gives an awesome dance. Like prob in the top 10 lap dances I've received which, given my addiction, is a fairly large sample size. A few hours and many many drinks later, I decided to get a final dance from her before stumbling out to a cab. Before the dance, she asked if I knew her boyfriend, who also played poker. I asked his name and she just replied with "Robert", who I didn't know at the time. She also mentioned Assani, who I just recognized as a screen name. Anyway, in the middle of the 2nd song, I started getting really sick. I really didn't wanna puke on this girl while her [censored] were in my face, so I did what came natural. I bit the holy [censored] out of my lower lip. By the end of the song, I was not only very close to puking but swallowing like an ounce of blood per minute.

Finally, I couldn't hold it in any more. I asked her to move for a second, walked over to the coffee table and vomited into a small glass which once held the very Patron that caused this mess. I apologized to her profusely and shamefully left VIP and out into the 115 degree Vegas morning.

Anyway, she was definitely better looking in Rhino than in the pics shown in the previous thread.

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Woo keep it going miami, very good reading indeed

hopefully no more stupid arguements which will lead to locking again

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ship it, gotta hear how it ends.... you got married and live happily ever after?

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sweet I have a reason to wake up in the morning.

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Reading this TR I realize that I wasted my youth.

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I've caught up on the TR as of now, was a little behind...good stuff, and keep it coming.

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Just for the sake of clarity, at this point in the story she's aware you're not a local, right?

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I didn't read the entire, prior thread but it was a terrific TR! miami32, you are a man after my own heart. I'm way older than you but I hope we meet up in LV someday so you can take me along for the ride on your next strip club visit. You know I don't like LV strip clubs but I'll make an exception.

Also: You must attract a lot of women. Can I have one of the leftovers? I'm not picky.

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Anyway, in the middle of the 2nd song, I started getting really sick. I really didn't wanna puke on this girl while her miami's [censored] were in my face, so I did what came natural. I bit the holy [censored] out of my lower lip.

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More!

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Did you SIIHP.

That's really the question here.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Way to blow your wad, Miami.

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Way to blow your wad, Miami.

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I agree,this is how not to post a trip report [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] He is losing momentum!

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Way to blow your wad, Miami.

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I agree,this is how not to post a trip report [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] He is losing momentum!

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Ya, I'm done with this thread.

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lol grandoaments

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Yep. "Inspired by Toss" has definitely given way to "patterned after 2+2Wannabe." I'll keep checking for more every day, but morale is definitely dimming.

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WTF is this BS?!!!

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why your girlfriend wants to be choked during sex is that it intensifies orgasm radically if the person choked is close to fainting--its a practice that a number of younger people experiment with...but its dangerous, and sadly there are a few cases around the country each year where it results in a fatality...you were wise to stay away from doing that

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Okay people, my mother recently had neck surgery and I've been super busy so the tr is not going to be updated for at least 3 or 4 more days. I simply have no time. Altough I do enjoy the bash miami thread until I post again. Please continue [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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dang... i just found the tr threat today and im loving it

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why your girlfriend wants to be choked during sex is that it intensifies orgasm radically if the person choked is close to fainting--its a practice that a number of younger people experiment with...but its dangerous, and sadly there are a few cases around the country each year where it results in a fatality...you were wise to stay away from doing that

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My favorite 1st Amendment case (Herceg v. Hustler Magazine, Inc.) involved a 14 year old kid who hung and killed himself while masturbating after reading a Hustler magazine article called “Orgasm of Death,” which described masturbating while asphyxiating oneself. The article warned the reader several times that the technique could result in death, but the kid was not deterred and was found dead by his parnets with his wang in hand.

The suit was thrown out and Huster won.

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AEA is definately more dangerous then having a partner restrict the blood to the brain with there hand/hands.

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Alright, so I just got back from vacation- Dayton Beach during Spring Break [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] . And although I was able to check in on the thread a few times, I didn't really have time to comment.

First off, LOL at picking the picture of me sleeping. Heres a "better" pic of me along with our hero, miami32, taken in old Vegas I believe:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c2...Picture022.jpg



Anyway, let me go through the thread and comment on some of the stuff I missed:


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Moving on we arrived at the club and one of Craig's friends got us in fast because he got us "VIP," what he neglected to realize is that when you get "VIP" it comes with a very expensive bottle service. None of Craig’s friends happened to have that type of cash, so I ended up paying half and also tipped every bouncer.

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Seriously, this was outright embarrassing. We were sitting there in VIP with like 8 guys, ordering one of the "cheaper" bottles, and everyone was pulling 5 and 10 dollar bills out trying to come up with enough to cover the tab. I've gone through periods in my life where I've been very well off for my age and through periods when I've been close to broke, so I'm not saying this in a condescending way- but if you can't afford to do it right, don't sit in VIP.


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I honestly wonder how good of a tipper I was to them. I used to be a server so I try and take care of every service person I come in contact with. I also try and instill that in my friends.

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I can honestly say that Miami is the best tipper I've ever met in my life. I too am a former waiter, so I try to tip well, but I don't come close to him.


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At this point I'm so hammered I can barely keep my eyes open and I can't walk. I'm literally being carried to the garage. How unballer of Crystal to not get valet. I remember being dropped on the hard concrete as Crystal got her car.

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You forgot to mention(or maybe just forgot outright due to your drunkeness) that Crystal forgot which floor she parked on, which resulted in us dragging your drunk ass all around the parking garage for like 20 minutes.




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Wow wtf is christina?


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Christina was my friend that was moving to California and stayed for a night along with Aaron.


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this story seems pretty pathetic. Guy goes to strip club, blows thousands, girls show him attention, he thinks he has a girlfriend.

sounds like those girls were just into ya as long as the money kept flowing...next time hit up the clubs/bars, find girls for free, and have sex with them. much cheaper

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This definitely was NOT the case here. If you re-read the story, you'll notice that Miami mentions me meeting a stripper on that first night as well and that she is never mentioned again later on in the story....thats pretty much because I realized that she was exactly the type of girl that you're describing here. Crystal was not this at all, and while Miami treated her well, I'm 99% sure that her being with him had very little to do with money.


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"Assani, did Crystal have a car seat in the back of her car?"

"Yeah man, you didn't know? She said she has three kids."

LOLZ.

Bad beat.


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I wish I could remember the exact conversation better because it was 10 times funnier in real life than it comes across here to the readers...one of my favorite moments of the trip, lol.


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Crystal was quite a situation for me. A) She was the first stripper I ever actually dated

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Would never post anything without your consent, but while you have everyone's attention perhaps you should post the blog about the other stripper encounter of your past.


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Man she was stupid. She would go on and on about how she was religious, yet she never mentioned any qualms about having children out of wedlock or her job. I guess God has no issues with grinding on [censored], who knew?

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religious people are perfect??

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Amazingly, she could speak Spanish perfectly. Yet she could barely speak good English, I’ll never quite figure it out.


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LOL



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After having another session of rough sex,Crystal and I were lying in bed together.

“Robert, I love you.”

You know when a baseball player is at bat and the pitcher is winding up to pitch, the batter has a million things going through his head. He checks the type of windup, the pitchers grip on the ball, his stance, if he should hit it away or pull the ball. I felt like a baseball player at bat at this very moment.

We have only been dating for like a month now, is she kidding? She can’t be serious! She still hasn’t even mentioned her kids to me yet. Wow.

It is at this point I would like to thank David Sklansky for teaching me how to play poker and make key decisions. If it weren’t for him, I clearly wouldn’t have made the correct penis-EV decision. It occurred to me at this very moment that if I said no to her right now, in bed with her, naked, I may never have sex again with her, she may knee me in the junk which would clearly be bad, so I only really had thing to say…

“I love you too Crystal.”


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You left out a very important part of this story. Earlier that night, we were all hanging out at one of the local bars. Crystal had said that she rarely drinks. She was HAMMERED that night.

Important for a few reasons:

-She might not remember it saying it, and thus you're ok

-Sometimes people say their true feelings when drunk but don't use good judgment about them. If this is the case, it kinda sucks to know that shes so serious, but maybe she understands that its still way too soon to be taking things that seriously.

-Sometimes people simply talk nonsense when they're drunk. Maybe she didn't even mean it.




I felt as if the "her being drunk" aspect was a critical point, and I remember us discussing it in great detail the following day. I remember that you were really undecided on how you should handle it the next time you saw her.

Oh and btw...had she really still not mentioned her kids yet? I'm sure you have a better idea of the timeline with her than me, but I seem to think that there was a good period of time in between the carseat incident and this story. Am I mistaken?

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Oh and just to add....

In the second picture of Crystal(the one above Christina wrestling with the BoDog girls in the first thread) we get a glimpse of the constant state of Miami's bathroom during our trip. I have absolutely no clue how its possible to keep a bathroom that messy for two straight months.

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Why is the bathtub filled w/ newspaper?

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Great Trip Report!

i will post the next part tomorrow
 

Okay, first off my moms has arrived home today and I should at some point have time to type up the next part. I will introduce Jared to the story. Secondly, I would like to say hi to all the members from football guys who have seen this thread. Apperently the myth of miami32 is growing on the internets....

-My bathroom and the newspaper-I dunno man, I have a routine of just reading the paper in the morning and I got like 3 of them to read. The review journal and usa today. i tried to read all baseball news i could at the time. I also would read them in my office, the bathroom. When I was done with them i had no trash can, but I don't take baths, so I figured the bathtub would be my newspaper trashcan. Please don't try and figure out my logic, it will only make your head explode.

-I promise I will post the next part tomorrow. It will be great, i apologize for being late, but I gotta take care of my mom.

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Great stuff. Fbgs in da house. p0rked

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Great stuff. Fbgs in da house. p0rked

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Who dat?

I'm shuked.

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-I promise I will post the next part tomorrow.

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QFLIES!!!

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Still nothing?!

We're done here.

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Great stuff. Fbgs in da house. p0rked

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Who dat?

I'm shuked.

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Have a great season, guy.

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Still nothing?!

We're done here.

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