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Rooger 03-19-2007 06:01 PM

Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
I do.
My girlfriend think it's weird. I think it's a normal reaction - it's a quick selfdiagnosis to see if something is [censored].

GrandmaStabone 03-19-2007 06:02 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
always

tagtastic 03-19-2007 06:03 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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Klompy 03-19-2007 06:14 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
How else can I tell if there's blood in it?

Skoob 03-19-2007 06:18 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
I'm never looked at my snot, but I always check for brains just in case.

yoshi86 03-19-2007 06:21 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
a more interesting question would be...

Do you look at your [censored] after you wipe?

moayer 03-19-2007 06:22 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
do you look at the TP after you've wiped your arse?

Tyler Durden 03-19-2007 06:28 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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Do you look at your [censored] after you wipe?

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always

Klompy 03-19-2007 06:31 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Do you look at your [censored] after you wipe?

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always

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OBV, how else do you know if you nead another wipe?

punkass 03-19-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
god, we've done this before, me thinks.

Do you stand while you wipe?

dknightx 03-19-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
why would you stand to wipe?

TomCollins 03-19-2007 06:38 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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why would you stand to wipe?

[/ QUOTE ]

Cause my junk is so big I can't reach under without getting my hand wet.

JuntMonkey 03-19-2007 06:44 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


Do you look at your [censored] after you wipe?

[/ QUOTE ]

always

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dknightx 03-19-2007 06:45 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why would you stand to wipe?

[/ QUOTE ]

Cause my junk is so big I can't reach under without getting my hand wet.

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so you wipe from the front? you must have a huge ass as well.

mj12 03-19-2007 06:47 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
-look after I blow my nose ( I am proud of big chunks)
-look at TP after I wipe
-stand

lippy 03-19-2007 06:49 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
I've had a few sinus infections over the winter and will probably look for signs of that for the rest of my life. Thus, I always look.

And TP... how do you know when to quit wiping if you don't look at it?

Dominic 03-19-2007 06:50 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
wow, I'm stunned that I'm so far in the minority on this. Do you guys also check out your dumps before you flush?

A S U 03-19-2007 06:52 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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wow, I'm stunned that I'm so far in the minority on this. Do you guys also check out your dumps before you flush?

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Hell yeah. Unless it's rotten and I need a courtesy flush.

Jiggymike 03-19-2007 06:53 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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I've had a few sinus infections over the winter and will probably look for signs of that for the rest of my life. Thus, I always look.

And TP... how do you know when to quit wiping if you don't look at it?

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Yes and yes. If I blow my nose in an isolated situation I don't check it but when I have continuous congestion I check to see if it looks nasty and possibly infected.

Anacardo 03-19-2007 06:53 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
I look when I'm sick, just for the status report.

MasterLJ 03-19-2007 06:53 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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wow, I'm stunned that I'm so far in the minority on this. Do you guys also check out your dumps before you flush?

[/ QUOTE ]

I look at the tissue
I look at the TP
I do not stand (don't get how that's advantageous)
Do not look at dumps unless I have a reason to (been sick etc). Every once in a while where you have a big one, you want to check if you're going to impress the guy at the Sewage Processing Plant... but generally I just let 'em go.

ImAKing 03-19-2007 07:23 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
standard

drexah 03-19-2007 07:56 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
the real question that should be asked here is...[b]do you smell your fingers after you wipe, especially when the tp rips?

Sooga 03-19-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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I look when I'm sick, just for the status report.

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Yea seriously, one thing I secretly love about being sick is when you blow your nose and this HUMONGOUS like golf-ball sized snot comes out your nose and you can actually feel it as it's coming out. I definitely take a few minutes to admire those.

SoHotRightNow 03-19-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
After blowing your nose, you have to look, mainly to make sure that its on the tissue and hasn't flown off in some crazy direction and attached itself to something it shouldn't have. This is to avoid an embarassing scene ala "theres something about mary"...

Josey_Wales 03-19-2007 08:05 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
I have allergies all year, so I am always looking for signs of the virgin mary.

I always look at my poo because I have to know if I need to grab the plunger and help it down.

By-Tor 03-19-2007 08:22 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
of course...that's where the good coke is

Mr. Now 03-19-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
"I'm never looked at my snot, but I always check for brains just in case. "

Indeed. It may be a good idea to 'check for brains' every time toilet paper is utilized. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Big Poppa Smurf 03-19-2007 10:17 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
One time I blew my nose and found this weird looking purple lump in it, and it scared the hell out of me. Then I realized that it was just some jelly from a pb&j i'd been eating and somehow, I managed to snort it into my sinus passages and then sneeze it back out. It hurt a lot too.

GTL 03-19-2007 10:18 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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of course...that's where the good coke is

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beat me to it. i was gonna ask if people use their snot to do a freeze after they spent the last night blowing coke off strippers titties?

Noo Yawk 03-19-2007 10:19 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
All great artists gawk in awe of their wonderful creations.

Lonhro 03-20-2007 09:27 AM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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wow, I'm stunned that I'm so far in the minority on this. Do you guys also check out your dumps before you flush?

[/ QUOTE ]

Hell yeah. Unless it's rotten and I need a courtesy flush.

[/ QUOTE ]

The combination of both of these sentences, perhaps while looking at A S U's avatar at the same time, has caused me a great deal of laughter, which subsequentally has woken others in the household.

Thankyou. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

metsandfinsfan 03-20-2007 01:03 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
re: snot - of course you look, your gonna eat something without looking?

re: [censored] - have to look to see if you are done or if you are having one of those neverending wipes

Aces McGee 03-20-2007 01:08 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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After blowing your nose, you have to look, mainly to make sure that its on the tissue and hasn't flown off in some crazy direction and attached itself to something it shouldn't have. This is to avoid an embarassing scene ala "theres something about mary"...

[/ QUOTE ]

This is exactly why I look at the tissue, particularly when I am sporting a beard or goatee (as I am currently).

-McGee

JoeBlazer55 03-20-2007 06:09 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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re: snot - of course you look, your gonna eat something without looking?

re: [censored] - have to look to see if you are done or if you are having one of those neverending wipes

[/ QUOTE ]

neverending wipes have probably wasted a month of my life total so far

raze 03-20-2007 06:20 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
every time

^BaRoK^ 03-23-2007 07:07 AM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
of course no doubt...

dozer 03-23-2007 09:13 AM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
How about learning how to spell "of"?

ohgeetee 03-23-2007 12:47 PM

Re: Do you look at your snot after you\'ve blown your nose?
 
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One time I blew my nose and found this weird looking purple lump in it, and it scared the hell out of me. Then I tasted it and realized that it was just some jelly from a pb&j i'd been eating and somehow, I managed to snort it into my sinus passages and then sneeze it back out. It hurt a lot too.

[/ QUOTE ]

Fixed!


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