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r3vbr 03-19-2007 12:38 AM

Almost got kidnapped... Beat or brag?
 
Today I was having dinner out and came home when, at the gates of my house (its located inside like a private villa), a car comes from behind, blocks my rear, and 1 guy steps out, points a gun to my side window, while 3 of his goons wait in the car. Luckly for me I was driving my armoured car (audi a3 2006) wich i bought 1 year ago with poker winnings, so i just stare at them, they go beserk, tapping him .38 revolver nonstop at my window until they finally see that I was never opening the door, and probably realise after a while that the car was bulletproof, so after about 1min. they leave. Best 50k I ever spent.

FakePlasticTrees 03-19-2007 12:40 AM

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Wow, I would've [censored] my pants even with a bulletproof car. You've got some balls, man.

Georgia Avenue 03-19-2007 12:40 AM

Re: Almost got kidnapped... Beat or brag?
 
more balla if you werent drivin a bulletproof car. Still, nh.

ludacris 03-19-2007 12:41 AM

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i woulda rolled down the window and blasted him with the sawed off.

ludacris 03-19-2007 12:42 AM

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more balla if you werent drivin a bulletproof car. Still, nh.

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yeah right. bullet proof rides are soooo balla.

freedom18 03-19-2007 12:43 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

plzleenowhammy 03-19-2007 12:45 AM

Re: Almost got kidnapped... Beat or brag?
 
possible replies..

i heard aba was busto but geez.....
lol carjackaments
something about the girl who got butt done
variance : your gf got out of the car voluntarily

ludacris 03-19-2007 12:47 AM

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i heard aba was busto but geez.....
lol carjackaments
something about the girl who got butt done
variance : your gf got out of the car voluntarily

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all of these are pretty bad.

PokerBob 03-19-2007 12:47 AM

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probably realise after a while that the car was bulletproof

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these guys were thugs. thugs are morons. morons don't realize anything.

that said, i call BS.

r3vbr 03-19-2007 12:47 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

whoisthedrizzle 03-19-2007 12:48 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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dude, you are so balla

lippy 03-19-2007 12:49 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur bulletproof tires and the slug ended up hitting him in the face

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-zero- 03-19-2007 12:50 AM

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One thing I remember from my trip to Brazil years ago was some uncle telling me that after midnight or something it was legal to go through red lights when there were no cars coming because so many poeple would get car jacked while sitting at a light. I think this was only for Rio. True?

r3vbr 03-19-2007 12:50 AM

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that said, i call BS.

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3 security cameras recorded the whole event.
Expect video to be online shortly.

Cheers

r3vbr 03-19-2007 12:51 AM

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-Zero-, that's true. And for the reason stated also.

alphatmw 03-19-2007 12:54 AM

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Today I was having dinner out and came home when, at the gates of my house (its located inside like a private villa), a car comes from behind, blocks my rear, and 1 guy steps out, points a gun to my side window, while 3 of his goons wait in the car. Luckly for me I was driving my armoured car (audi a3 2006) wich i bought 1 year ago with poker winnings, so i just stare at them, they go beserk, tapping him .38 revolver nonstop at my window until they finally see that I was never opening the door, and probably realise after a while that the car was bulletproof, so after about 1min they try the handle. oops unlocked.

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Gobias Ind. 03-19-2007 01:23 AM

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that said, i call BS.

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3 security cameras recorded the whole event.
Expect video to be online shortly.

Cheers

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[censored] AWESOME! I was about to ask (and possibly get flamed) if this was all true or not. WOW, you got balls man.

mlagoo 03-19-2007 01:25 AM

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holy [censored]

r3vbr just won 2p2

young Nut 03-19-2007 02:00 AM

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holy [censored]

r3vbr just won 2p2

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only if he comes through with vids. As you know, many 2p2'ers are very good at leaving cliffhangers....

Video or Ban 03-19-2007 03:36 AM

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only if he comes through with vids. As you know, [b]many 2p2'ers are very good at leaving cliffhangers....[b]

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FGators ftw?

I might post a video. It depends if I can pull off a winning session or not this month

martine 03-19-2007 03:43 AM

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that is too gangster.

michaelantoi 03-19-2007 03:46 AM

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If this video comes online, you are a bbv god.

skillzilla 03-19-2007 03:51 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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paranoid much?

sledghammer 03-19-2007 03:52 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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paranoid much?

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Yeah seriously OP what's the worst that could happen

MYNAMEIZGREG 03-19-2007 03:54 AM

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If this video comes online, you are a god.

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Fedfan691 03-19-2007 03:55 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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paranoid much?

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Understatement of the day:
Brazil is dangerous.

Chump Change 03-19-2007 03:56 AM

Re: Almost got kidnapped... Beat or brag?
 
How do you know this was an attempted kidnapping? What if they thought you were hot to trot and this was a PUA neg-hit?

mlagoo 03-19-2007 03:59 AM

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How do you know this was an attempted kidnapping? What if they thought you were hot to trot and this was a PUA neg-hit?

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lol aweseom

ludacris 03-19-2007 04:01 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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paranoid much?

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he's in brazil. 'nuf said.

Video or Ban 03-19-2007 04:03 AM

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If FGators video comes online, you are a god.

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FYP

Jehaim 03-19-2007 04:09 AM

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that said, i call BS.

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3 security cameras recorded the whole event.
Expect video to be online shortly.

Cheers

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Sick. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

MYNAMEIZGREG 03-19-2007 04:10 AM

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If FGators video comes online, you are a god.

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FYP

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This is basically the worst gimmick/FYP combination ever.

bigballz 03-19-2007 04:25 AM

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plz be true

kiwi 03-19-2007 05:30 AM

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meh

South Africans are ballers

ama0330 03-19-2007 05:41 AM

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meh

South Africans are ballers

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Beat me to it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...amethrower.jpg

and video: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812...urning.car.mov

tomtemor 03-19-2007 05:52 AM

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OP will be the bbv hero if he uploads the video.

schwah 03-19-2007 06:04 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...ile-resize.jpg

supafrey 03-19-2007 06:18 AM

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woulda been funny if he shot ur tires

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Special plastic composite inside wheels enable me to drive over 100km with a flat tire. That only cost like 2k.

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...ile-resize.jpg

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More like...

http://hotrodding.us/images/wallpape...man-hotrod.jpg

Elandriel 03-19-2007 06:58 AM

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Obv. brag if the vid comes on. Lol at 2K tires.

lowpockets 03-19-2007 07:38 AM

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I really need the video here to fully appreciate it.


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