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PattdownManiac 03-16-2007 06:15 AM

I Hate Girls Who Love God
 
As soon as I hear about that I realize we are just not compatible. I am like, listen here missy, you know there are kids starving right now? Where is your God then! Oh he is too busy telling you not to have casual sex so he cant help starving kids! Messed up priorities if you ask me!

I hate girls who love God! They need to get a clue!

edfurlong 03-16-2007 06:16 AM

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I'm going to ban you.

xorbie 03-16-2007 06:16 AM

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Very insightful. Do you cover this in more depth in your blog?

PattdownManiac 03-16-2007 06:18 AM

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I haven't but that is a good idea. We going to cover BigJoe2003, girls who love god, and rap music.

mbillie1 03-16-2007 06:19 AM

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I'm going to ban you.

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I'd vote you for mod on this ground.

PattdownManiac 03-16-2007 06:21 AM

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Sorry if my post got in the way of all the ones about masturbation. I should definately be banned from 1-table tournaments forum because I got in the way of masturbation and paintings that prove someone is crazy posts.

edfurlong 03-16-2007 06:22 AM

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I should definately be banned

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Glad to see you coming around on this!

bottomset 03-16-2007 06:55 AM

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I should definately be banned

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Glad to see you coming around on this!

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haha

Spacemoose 03-16-2007 08:37 AM

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Christian girls are slooooooooooooooooots

Fen84 03-16-2007 09:26 AM

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I hate girls who love God!

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tomdemaine 03-16-2007 09:39 AM

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I hate Gods who love women!

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[censored] Zeus!

tdarko 03-16-2007 10:17 AM

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[censored] Zeus!

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So many did!

StringerB 03-16-2007 10:21 AM

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God Of War II hijack anyone?

Zeus pwns Kratos early. Payback is sure to be terrible for Zeus though... Didn't Zeus play God Of War I? He really should have known better.

kutuz_off 03-16-2007 12:28 PM

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I hate girls who love God!

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Obligatory hollywood quote:

Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: [Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.

That movie started out so good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Luckboxer 03-16-2007 12:37 PM

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OP's logic is awesome. Consider this conversation:

Girl: No, I will not have sex with you.
OP: There are starving children in Africa, WTF?

dchz 03-16-2007 01:15 PM

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lol i would try to argue and point out OP's obvious logical fallacies,but everyone already see it

and it would be like arguing against a retard....

dchz 03-16-2007 01:16 PM

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FWIW, the existence of evil in this world doesn't not disprove God's existence

Wu36 03-16-2007 01:39 PM

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intentional double negative?

Quanah Parker 03-16-2007 02:08 PM

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Girls who love God are some of the most naive and innocent girls out there.
I happen to like naive and innocent girls, seducing them is often easier than secular honeys.

DrewDevil 03-16-2007 02:31 PM

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inappropriate

THAY3R 03-16-2007 02:36 PM

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They wouldn't "have sex," but they a took it up the ass.

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Standard at my High School.

Crazy Christians.

ludacris 03-16-2007 03:09 PM

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inappropriate

fish2plus2 03-16-2007 03:14 PM

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"I am like, listen here missy"

hahahaha, i heard his 12 year old boy voice when i read this.

aramfingal 03-16-2007 04:22 PM

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yo my man, you just gotta know how to talk smooth to the ladies. i used to be like you, a sad loser who gets no action. but then i learned how to play the game. you gotta know how to say things the way the ladies want to hear it. now i get so much action from the religious ladies its almost more than i can handle, and of course i owe it all to the existence of starving children.

garion888 03-16-2007 06:01 PM

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"I am like, listen here missy"

hahahaha, i heard his 12 year old boy voice when i read this.

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I thought he was trying to channel Cartman...

CardSharpCook 03-16-2007 06:05 PM

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wow what a bad OP. Dude, the title is fine and the subject can be interesting/funny. Here's what you do: YOU TELL A FUNNY STORY about how some God girl rejected you or something. Then other people will be like, "HAHAHA! I know exactly what you mean. There was this one girl...." And it turns into a great thread.

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS???

Anacardo 03-16-2007 06:37 PM

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I hate girls who hate God. Like, aggressive atheists. Get out; you bore me.

einbert 03-16-2007 06:47 PM

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I hate girls who hate God. Like, aggressive atheists. Get out; you bore me.

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I am perturbed by pretty much anyone who is militant about their religous/philosophical beliefs. Atheist, Christian, anarchocapitalist, whatever. Openminded people who can live and let live, and even discuss philosophies without it coming down to personal attacks or scripture quotes are much better to interact with in pretty much every way. They are rare though.

DrewDevil 03-16-2007 06:58 PM

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inappropriate

UNiT o1 03-16-2007 07:06 PM

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I hate girls who love God!

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im sure they hate you as well?

TDouble 03-16-2007 07:30 PM

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I hate girls who hate God. Like, aggressive atheists. Get out; you bore me.

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I am perturbed by pretty much anyone who is militant about their religous/philosophical beliefs. Atheist, Christian, anarchocapitalist, whatever. Openminded people who can live and let live, and even discuss philosophies without it coming down to personal attacks or scripture quotes are much better to interact with in pretty much every way. They are rare though.

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OP really [censored] this up by not prefacing the thread like the above. I knew what he ment, but WTF horrible delivery.

FWIW I agree, god chicks are teh suck.

bottomset 03-16-2007 07:53 PM

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inappropriate


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