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55/29/5 MANIAC

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($55.95)
Hero ($20.10)
CO ($33.15)
Button ($111.25)
SB ($25.90)
BB ($16.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, Button raises to $1.75, SB calls $1.65, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.5, Button raises to $9.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $24.6, Button calls $10.85.

Flop: ($46.70) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($46.70) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($46.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $46.70

EDIT: IDIOT HAS AJ

THEN NOT BUT A FEW [censored] HANDS LATER

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($56.15)
Hero ($41.85)
Button ($35.55)
SB ($111.20)
BB ($25)
UTG ($13.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.75, 1 fold, MP folds, Hero raises to $5.5, SB raises to $9.25, Hero raises to $46.35, SB calls $32.60.

Flop: ($88.70) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($88.70) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($88.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $88.70

EDIT IDIOT HAS AQ
SMALL [censored] STAKES, HE JUST LEFT WITH OVER 7 BUYINS IN .... 30minutes?

SWEET

Re: WOW JUST WOW

This might be an interesting post with the results, but probably not.

Re: WOW JUST WOW

Way to post what villain had idiot.

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shut your mouth i edited it

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wow u found a bad player at 25NL, solid BBV post material

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oh and he owned you lol

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Hero ($20.10)

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tsk tsk tsk . 10 dollars more in your stack and your aces have some protection against AQ

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shut your mouth i edited it

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Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha..........ur funny.

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posting on the first page in what is sure to blossom into an epic thread

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from the same table, of course im stuck 2 buyins at it and don't get any more chances at making happy meals off this type of idiocy:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($79.45)
Hero ($23.05)
BB ($40.80)
UTG ($13.85)
MP ($45.55)
CO ($14.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, 4 folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.60) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $0.5, UTG calls $0.50.

Turn: ($1.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1, UTG raises to $2, BB raises to $3, UTG raises to $4, BB raises to $7, UTG calls $1.

River: ($13.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $11, UTG calls $8.10 (All-In).

Final Pot: $32.70

Results in white below: 
BB has 9s 9d (full house, nines full of fives).
UTG has As Jd (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: BB wins $32.70.

Re: WOW JUST WOW

nope, wait, more idiocy

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($5.45)
Hero ($22.50)
MP ($52.55)
CO ($18.55)
Button ($64.70)
SB ($24.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, Button calls $1, 2 folds.

Flop: ($2.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $1.5, Button raises to $4.5, Hero raises to $13.5, Button raises to $22.5, Hero calls $8 (All-In).

Turn: ($46.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($46.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $46.35

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jc Jh (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Button has 4c Tc (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $45.35. Button wins $1.

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do u have any for not couch money?

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fair enough. here are some slightly less than optimal preflop all ins for monies not typically found in couches, you can pretend they were yours if you want.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($139.80)
CO ($187.10)
Button ($112.30)
SB ($100)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($97.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $13, SB raises to $100, Hero calls $87 (All-In).

Flop: ($200) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($200) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($200) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $200

Results in white below:
SB has Js Ad (one pair, kings).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $200.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($225.15)
CO ($154.05)
Button ($197)
Hero ($201)
BB ($200)
UTG ($113.85)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, MP calls $2, 1 fold, Button raises to $12, Hero raises to $40, BB raises to $200, UTG folds, MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls $160.

Flop: ($416) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($416) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($416) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $416

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Ks (three of a kind, kings).
BB has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $416.

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yes but the entire purpose of this thread was the AA v AQ ridiculousness, I could honestly care less about your KK and AA ventures, couch money or noncouch money.

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well i was gonna tell you how to make your AA hold vs AX but now i dont think i will

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futuredoc,

did you jump straight to 100NL from sng's? I'm considering getting into NL cashaments after extended stays in sng and sh minbet hells.

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played 50NL w/ no clue for a couple thousand hands, then got coached by pasterbator while moving to 100NL. started 200NL recently. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] pasterbator

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teach me your ways then