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Best Quick Joke you know
What is the funniest, shortest (5 sentences or less) joke you know?
Here's mine: Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb. We don't have to change it. Why do you hate freedom? |
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I don't get it... he said the lightbulb was fine. What's so funny?
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another variation on the lightbulb.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with multi-colored garden tools. |
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another variation on the lightbulb. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with multi-colored garden tools. [/ QUOTE ] NH |
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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?
<font color="white"> Half of a cat. </font> -McGee Punchline is in white, above. |
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Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?"
A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?" A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [/ QUOTE ] Did you see the pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR. etc etc |
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Did you see the pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR. [/ QUOTE ] um, it was rated PG-13. wtf are you talking about? |
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Why'd the little girl fall off the swing?
A: (in white) <font color="white">Because she didn't have any arms! </font> |
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I chuckled.
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Q: Why are pirates called "pirates?" A: They just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [/ QUOTE ] Q: What did the dyslexic pirate say? A: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Q: What did the retarded pirate say? A: YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
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what's the best part of having sex with twenty-nine year olds?
answer in white <font color="white">there's twenty of them. </font> |
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jake
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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" |
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" [/ QUOTE ] Holy God. My friend has had that in his profile for probably two years now. I just got it today. I am awesome. |
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how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
wanna go bike riding? |
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how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? wanna go bike riding? [/ QUOTE ] Stop interrupting me from counting the cracks in the sidewalk... damn, gotta start over... one...two...three.... |
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Q- What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A- Get out of my sun. |
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How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
<font color="white">None, you can cry better in the dark.</font> |
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How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 |
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Q: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A: (in white) <font color="white"> NACHO cheese. </font> |
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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch.
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So anyways, a neutron walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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So anyways, a neutron walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "For you, no charge." [/ QUOTE ] the neutron says "you sure?" and the bartender, a proton, says "I'm positive" |
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what's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?
you take your boots off to jump on a trampoline. why do hippies smell? so blind people can hate them too. |
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take my wife...please.
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Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the [censored] out of the dog. <font color="white"> Not really a "joke" but this is one of my favorites: Yo momma's pus$y is so hairy, when yo brother was born he died of rug burn </font> |
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What's long, black, and smells bad?
<font color="white"> The unemployment line ... i'm going to hell</font> |
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Q. What's the difference between your wife/GF/SO and a terrorist?
A. (in white) <font color="white"> You can negotiate with a terrorist. </font> |
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but they have to be really small. OR.................. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? <font color="white"> The holocaust... </font> |
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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave boys bedrooms with empty sacks. |
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Q: What's the worst part of having 4 black guys go off a cliff in a caddilac?
A:They were my friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because shes a woman. |
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Q: What's the worst part of having 4 black guys go off a cliff in a caddilac? A:They were my friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] lol.. i was expecting "because you coulda fit 5" |
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Where does the general put his armies?
<font color="white">In his sleevies. </font> |
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What's the difference between a golf ball and an anniversary present?
In white: <font color="white">A man will actually spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball </font> |
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How can you identify a French infantryman?
<font color="white">Sunburned armpits. </font> |
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Donald Rumsfeld: Sir, bad news from Iraq. The coalition forces lost 3 Brazilian soldiers yesterday.
GWB: OH MY GOD THAT'S AWFUL. (turns to Laura) How many is a brazillion again?? |
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Donald Rumsfeld: Sir, bad news from Iraq. The coalition forces lost 3 Brazilian soldiers yesterday. GWB: OH MY GOD THAT'S AWFUL. (turns to Laura) How many is a brazillion again?? [/ QUOTE ] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow, that one is awesome |
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