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BBV, I need your help!


Here's the sad sad news. I really wanted to schedule off from work Thursday and Friday to watch the NCAA tournament, but I never really got around to it. And all of the sudden, Thursday and Friday are a couple days away and it's too late. Now, if I want to be off work I have to call off, risk incurring the wrath of management and, you know, not get paid (beat: no paid sick days).

BBV, I'm asking for your help here. Please donate all you can by transferring to XX on Stars. I know I'm asking a lot, but trust me, your donations will go to a good cause. I might even buy Doritos if given sufficient donations!

As required by previous donation threads, here is some proof:


A link to the NCAA bracket. Brag: 1 seed in South.


All four games on at the same time!:

WHAT: Time Warner Cable Mid-Ohio Division Digital Cable customers can enjoy extended coverage of the Men’s NCAA Basketball tournament as a result of an arrangement with WBNS-10TV. Up to four games will be available on Time Warner Cable digital channels 88-91 through a multicast provided by WBNS- 10TV.


A MSPaint drawing of what I want to be doing for a great many hours Thursday and Friday:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...su/tourney.jpg

A picture of my son. He's just under 5 months old. This picture was taken nine days ago. (note: son is on right)

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...su/3-4-07c.jpg


Lamentably, I have no proof that I did not already request Thursday and Friday off. If this prevents you from donating to this very good cause, I regrettably understand. But if not, I'm asking for all you can spare for this very good cause. Thank you BBV, and God Bless.

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Finally, a donation for a good cause.

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sending as soon as I get home.

Gl to you sir.

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Baby OSU>Baby Vig?

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transferred eleventy dollars

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yes. Probably superior genes

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Hello KersalMass,


We have transferred $0.01 from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

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Hello GaAve,


We have transferred $l0l from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

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GREASE FIRE

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Hello lorinda,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

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Hello VPIP100,


We took from $500 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

Lee Jones

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Big 10 and OSU is boring. There games will stink anyway.

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I'm a little worried about sending money because of past incidents.
If you put out your address I would consider sending you some doritos because I care about the BBV community.

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Hello VPIP100,


We took from $500 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

Lee Jones

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I laughed 'til I cried.

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Also, I think you need to prove that you do indeed have cable so we know this isn't a scam.

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Hello Bandit,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the University of Florida Gators per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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I think I would prefer going to work rather than having to watch OSU struggle to score 50 points

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just shipped the doritos

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Hello keikiwai,


We have transferred all that and a bag of chips from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request.

Good luck to whoever's behind in the hand and will outdraw the other person on the river after an action flop creates a giant bloated pot.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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Hello Bandit,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the UCLA Bruins per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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As a Michigan fan, I cannot in good conscience send money. However, I would more than willing to send Tommy Amaker to your place of business to work in your stead. I'm sure he'll have no objection to doing so, not being encumbered by preparations for a meaningful basketball game. I can't vouch for his performance, however. He will probably do a poor job. The upside is that his/your boss will overlook this fact because he is articulate, represents your place of business well, and can't be blamed because of numerous papercuts/grease burns* and other injuries he suffered on the job.

* Depending on whether you work in a cubicle or at McDonalds.

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transfered a cent on stars gl

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As a Michigan fan, I cannot count.

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FYP.

/Go State.

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$2k shipped on Stars.

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FYP.

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Which State? You realize that if you are Michigan State, you are hardly distinguished enough to be "State". You are in fact one of many "States", and virtually indistinguishable from one another. I fart in your general direction. You are inferior to us in every way.

Um, except for winning basketball games. But our coach has class! And is articulate and well-spoken! Hey, I'm trying to come up with something here.

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Hello Joakim Noah,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the University of Florida Gators per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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Hello Bandit,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the BC Eagles per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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i ll ship you monies if you take a pic of yourself holding a sign that says "durant>>>oden"

written in your own poop of course

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Hello Cameron,


Just writing to say hi. How are you? We should catch up for lunch some time.

Good luck to you.


Regards,

Lee "BFF" Jones

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As a Michigan fan, I cannot in good conscience send money. However, I would more than willing to send Lloyd Carr to your place of business to work in your stead. I'm sure he'll have no objection to doing so, not being encumbered by preparations for a meaningful football game. I can't vouch for his performance, however. He will probably do a poor job. The upside is that his/your boss will overlook this fact because he will assemble the best team of workers your business has ever seen, regardless of the fact that he then runs them into the ground.

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you know you can watch the tourney online for free right?

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you know you can watch the tourney online for free right?

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Link?????

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(note: son is on right)


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Dude, that's a chair.

I smell a scam.

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Hello Bandit,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the BC Eagles per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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If I were to call myself a fan of any Div 1 college, it would be BC, but come on man, lets be realistic here.

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Is that a dog or a mop on the floor next to your kid?
(cute kid BTW)

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OSU wins the NCAA champ. GRED ODEN ZOMG

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Hello Bandit,


We haven't transferred anything from your account to 'THEOSU' as per your request. But we have shipped the National Championship to the BC Eagles per your request.

Good luck to only you.


Regards,

Lee "Doom Switcher" Jones

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If I were to call myself a fan of any Div 1 college, it would be BC, but come on man, lets be realistic here.

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ahha yeah i know. obviously i don't believe it...but i can hope right?

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wait, what are these donations going towards, i'm confused...if its a worthy cause i might help out some so please elaborate.

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OSU wins the NCAA champ. GRED ODEN ZOMG

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GRED ODEN IS THE NEXT LADDY BIRD