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Gildwulf 03-11-2007 05:30 PM

lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
out of the sunday million, wheeeeeeeeeeeee

PokerStars Game #8853857018: Tournament #44218549, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (150/300) - 2007/03/11 - 17:27:25 (ET)
Table '44218549 851' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: justyn_time (12475 in chips)
Seat 2: kbraun22 (5700 in chips)
Seat 3: FatsoFat6969 (12525 in chips)
Seat 4: bling619 (4900 in chips)
Seat 5: happycat (24625 in chips)
Seat 6: hubitracht (14200 in chips)
Seat 7: D4A2N0O (4675 in chips)
Seat 8: simontempler (2825 in chips)
Seat 9: Gildwulf (8075 in chips)
Gildwulf: posts small blind 150
justyn_time: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Gildwulf [Qd Ac]
kbraun22: folds
FatsoFat6969: folds
bling619: calls 300
happycat: folds
hubitracht: calls 300
D4A2N0O: folds
simontempler: folds
Gildwulf: raises 1200 to 1500
justyn_time: folds
bling619: calls 1200
hubitracht: calls 1200
*** FLOP *** [6h 9c Qc]
Gildwulf: bets 6575 and is all-in
bling619: calls 3400 and is all-in
hubitracht: calls 6575
*** TURN *** [6h 9c Qc] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [6h 9c Qc Jd] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gildwulf: shows [Qd Ac] (a pair of Queens)
hubitracht: shows [9s Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
hubitracht collected 6350 from side pot
bling619: shows [Ks Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
hubitracht collected 15000 from main pot
$30K is connected
Fortino is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21350 Main pot 15000. Side pot 6350. | Rake 0
Board [6h 9c Qc Jd 5h]
Seat 1: justyn_time (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: kbraun22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FatsoFat6969 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bling619 showed [Ks Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: happycat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: hubitracht showed [9s Js] and won (21350) with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 7: D4A2N0O folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: simontempler (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gildwulf (small blind) showed [Qd Ac] and lost with a pair of Queens

dngrjoe 03-11-2007 05:33 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
lol J9aments

Gildwulf 03-11-2007 05:33 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
WE HAS A GUTSHOT

J.C. Gloves 03-11-2007 05:34 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
OF course...
seems as though they have flights to catch

Clayton 03-11-2007 05:34 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
Dealt to iknowallofpi [Jh Ah]
xabea: folds
Chef Johnson: calls 300
mason white: folds
eNDlinE: folds
OnlyPlayRagz: folds
Beatbookie: folds
Cowboy Laila: folds
BIGRICCI: folds
iknowallofpi: raises 1500 to 1800
Chef Johnson: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** [5c Js 8d]
iknowallofpi: bets 4375 and is all-in
Chef Johnson: calls 4375
*** TURN *** [5c Js 8d] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [5c Js 8d Ad] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iknowallofpi: shows [Jh Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Chef Johnson: shows [Ks Tc] (high card Ace)

iknowallofpi said, "lol donkaments"
BIGRICCI said, "chef you are a joke"


Chef Johnson said, "keep talking"

Teh1337zor 03-11-2007 05:35 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
he had position on you so he called your flop pushI see no fault.

J.C. Gloves 03-11-2007 05:35 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
Chef Johnson said, "keep talking"
I am ROLLING!!! that is just too funny

Moonshine 03-11-2007 05:50 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
Dealt to Suck My Ace [Ks Tc]
bustergonads: folds
dirtymo: calls 100
yomamanodros: folds
pbdrunks: raises 300 to 400
23Titan: calls 400
Suck My Ace: raises 1600 to 2000
Razga: folds
AyeGee: folds
cdragon52: folds
dirtymo: folds
pbdrunks: calls 1600
23Titan: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 8c Kh]
pbdrunks: checks
Suck My Ace: bets 3200
pbdrunks: raises 8900 to 12100 and is all-in
Suck My Ace: calls 8900
*** TURN *** [Th 8c Kh] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8c Kh 4c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pbdrunks: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Suck My Ace: shows [Ks Tc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)

oneouterson 03-11-2007 05:54 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
he called you with king jack

furyshade 03-11-2007 05:57 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
i like my chat in these

PokerStars Game #8853767700: Tournament #44218549, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (150/300) - 2007/03/11 - 17:22:13 (ET)
Table '44218549 966' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: axekick (13200 in chips)
Seat 2: furyshade (7425 in chips)
Seat 3: LagunaSlick (7575 in chips)
Seat 4: PoopiePickle (22050 in chips)
Seat 5: bncntr (13800 in chips)
Seat 6: Olsson09 (6775 in chips)
Seat 7: Rover10 (19820 in chips)
Seat 8: HNAce13 (13900 in chips)
Seat 9: cheddardick (15650 in chips)
Rover10: posts small blind 150
HNAce13: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to furyshade [Kd Kh]
cheddardick: folds
axekick: folds
furyshade: raises 600 to 900
LagunaSlick: folds
PoopiePickle: folds
bncntr: folds
Olsson09: folds
Rover10: calls 750
HNAce13: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [3h 7s Jc]
Rover10: checks
HNAce13: checks
furyshade: bets 1500
Rover10: folds
HNAce13: calls 1500
*** TURN *** [3h 7s Jc] [Ah]
HNAce13: checks
furyshade: bets 5025 and is all-in
HNAce13: folds
HNAce13 said, "ur a joke"
furyshade collected 5700 from pot
furyshade: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5700 | Rake 0
Board [3h 7s Jc Ah]
Seat 1: axekick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: furyshade collected (5700)
Seat 3: LagunaSlick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PoopiePickle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bncntr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Olsson09 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rover10 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: HNAce13 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: cheddardick folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #8853786608: Tournament #44218549, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (150/300) - 2007/03/11 - 17:23:19 (ET)
Table '44218549 966' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: axekick (13200 in chips)
Seat 2: furyshade (10725 in chips)
Seat 3: LagunaSlick (7575 in chips)
Seat 4: PoopiePickle (22050 in chips)
Seat 5: bncntr (13800 in chips)
Seat 6: Olsson09 (6775 in chips)
Seat 7: Rover10 (18920 in chips)
Seat 8: HNAce13 (11500 in chips)
Seat 9: cheddardick (15650 in chips)
HNAce13: posts small blind 150
cheddardick: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to furyshade [Qd Ah]
axekick: folds
furyshade said, "me?"
furyshade: raises 600 to 900
HNAce13 said, "yea u"
LagunaSlick: folds
PoopiePickle: folds
furyshade said, "why?"
furyshade said, "am i clown?"
bncntr: folds
Olsson09: folds
furyshade said, "do i make you laugh?"
Rover10: folds
furyshade said, "am i here for your amusement?"
HNAce13: calls 750
cheddardick: folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 8d]
furyshade said, "what about me is funny?"
HNAce13: checks
furyshade: bets 1500
HNAce13: calls 1500
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 8d] [7s]
HNAce13: checks
furyshade: checks
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 8d 7s] [5d]
HNAce13: bets 2700
furyshade: calls 2700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HNAce13: shows [Th Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
furyshade: mucks hand
HNAce13 collected 10500 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10500 | Rake 0
Board [9d 3d 8d 7s 5d]
Seat 1: axekick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: furyshade mucked [Qd Ah]
Seat 3: LagunaSlick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PoopiePickle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bncntr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Olsson09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Rover10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HNAce13 (small blind) showed [Th Ad] and won (10500) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: cheddardick (big blind) folded before Flop

elcheapo 03-11-2007 05:59 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t400 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t10250)
UTG+1 (t14950)
MP1 (t7575)
MP2 (t27436)
MP3 (t10850)
CO (t13125)
Button (t20865)
Hero (t9275)
BB (t18475)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="gray">UTG folds</font>, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP1 folds</font>, MP2 calls t400, <font color="gray">MP3 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO folds</font>, Button calls t400, Hero calls t200, BB checks

Flop: (t1600) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="red">Button bets t1600</font>, Hero calls t1600, <font color="gray">BB folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP2 folds</font>

Turn: (t4800) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">Button bets t3200</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to t7275 (All-in)</font>, Button calls t4075

River: (t19350) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)


Results in gray below:
<font color="#f7f7f7">Hero has 7c, 4c (three of a kind, Fours)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">Button has 3d, 4d (a full house, Fours full of Threes)</font>

Stake Monster 03-11-2007 06:06 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
nice impression of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

a+

adanthar 03-11-2007 06:08 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
lol "not in 90% of these because I'm feeling sick but out of the one pay one I was in in 15 minutes"-ments

in other words, somebody else can win the Bodog today, gogogo

furyshade 03-11-2007 06:16 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
PokerStars Game #8854668446: Tournament #44218549, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (400/800) - 2007/03/11 - 18:14:31 (ET)
Table '44218549 966' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: axekick (21950 in chips)
Seat 2: furyshade (6550 in chips)
Seat 3: LagunaSlick (7050 in chips)
Seat 4: PoopiePickle (17750 in chips)
Seat 5: Maxfli2 (21600 in chips)
Seat 6: Olsson09 (8775 in chips)
Seat 7: Rover10 (29670 in chips)
Seat 8: HNAce13 (16400 in chips)
Seat 9: cheddardick (8950 in chips)
furyshade: posts small blind 400
LagunaSlick: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to furyshade [Qs Qd]
PoopiePickle: folds
Maxfli2: folds
Olsson09: calls 800
Rover10: folds
HNAce13: calls 800
cheddardick: calls 800
axekick: calls 800
furyshade: raises 5750 to 6550 and is all-in
LagunaSlick: folds
Olsson09: raises 2225 to 8775 and is all-in
HNAce13: folds
cheddardick: folds
axekick: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Ts 8c]
*** TURN *** [5s Ts 8c] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5s Ts 8c As] [Ac]
HNAce13 said, "u and axekick are"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
furyshade: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Olsson09: shows [4d Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Olsson09 collected 16300 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16300 | Rake 0
Board [5s Ts 8c As Ac]
Seat 1: axekick (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: furyshade (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 3: LagunaSlick (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: PoopiePickle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Maxfli2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Olsson09 showed [4d Ad] and won (16300) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 7: Rover10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HNAce13 folded before Flop
Seat 9: cheddardick folded before Flop

quit donkaments

AJackson 03-11-2007 06:19 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
one hour and 48 minutes and half the field is gone. unreal

AJackson 03-11-2007 06:20 PM

Re: lol sundaymillion donkaments
 
Oh, and I've got 35K because people keep handing chips to me.

I should play more tournaments.


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