Two Plus Two Newer Archives

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   BBV4Life (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=64)
-   -   Pissin in the shower (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=350894)

Happytime Harry 03-09-2007 08:27 AM

Pissin in the shower
 
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW

Happytime Harry 03-09-2007 08:28 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Wow 100% didn't think that much!

rowdyclassmate 03-09-2007 08:29 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 

I can't recall a time when I wasn't pissing in the shower.

diebitter 03-09-2007 08:30 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Err, why else would you shower?

Happytime Harry 03-09-2007 08:33 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
To use fancy olive oil soaps and tea tree oil shampoo!

Seriously though, it's unpossible for me to not peepee in the shower, I remember even trying as a little kid I peed in da potty and took a shower and I still went :O

It's like a magic trick basically.

edfurlong 03-09-2007 08:41 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
My favorite part is that sometimes I can't even tell if I'm done or not when if I'm washing my hair.

Valerio 03-09-2007 08:41 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I am disgusted that "yes" is currently winning this poll.

DanJ. 03-09-2007 09:24 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
I am disgusted that "yes" is currently winning this poll.

[/ QUOTE ]

I have been pissing in the shower everyday for my entire life.

diebitter 03-09-2007 09:24 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Sometimes I like to stand outside and piss in. But never get it the other way around, that's not good.

nutsflopper 03-09-2007 09:29 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Urine is sterile you know. Sometimes when I want to save the world through conserving water, I'll even piss in the sink. It's the perfect height too.

diebitter 03-09-2007 09:32 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
Urine is sterile you know. Sometimes when I want to save the world through conserving water, I'll even piss in the sink. It's the perfect height too.

[/ QUOTE ]

And it can clean the dishes at teh same time.

nutsflopper 03-09-2007 09:35 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Urine is sterile you know. Sometimes when I want to save the world through conserving water, I'll even piss in the sink. It's the perfect height too.

[/ QUOTE ]

And it can clean the dishes at teh same time.

[/ QUOTE ]

It won't dirty them, so yea.

tmjr 03-09-2007 09:42 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
George in seinfeld does it in the shower.

juanez 03-09-2007 10:52 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
If a chick whizzez in the shower, does she squat?

DING-DONG YO 03-09-2007 10:53 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I used to use an old Andrew Dice Clay insult:

"he seems like the type of guy that would step out of the shower to take a piss"

IMO, not wanting to piss in the shower is about as bad as sitting down to pee.

Ellsworth T 03-09-2007 11:09 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Mu English friend swore against pissing in the shower and said all of his cronies were of the same mold. No wonder we migrated.

JJNJustin 03-09-2007 11:30 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I dont know, I jar up all my urine and keep it the trunk of my car in case I need it.

-J

lowstakesfish 03-09-2007 11:34 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
I dont know, I jar up all my urine and keep it the trunk of my car in case I need it.

-J

[/ QUOTE ]

standard

meccaNES 03-09-2007 11:52 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Sometimes when i'm pissing i have to fart...and when i do so my stream ALWAYS stops. Is this normal?

Happytime Harry 03-09-2007 11:57 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I hope so, but if it's not let me know what the doctor says.

PS, we all pee on ourselves in the shower right? You know, just for fun.

Kevroc 03-09-2007 11:57 AM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
Sometimes when i'm pissing i have to fart...and when i do so my stream ALWAYS stops. Is this normal?

[/ QUOTE ]

You may have a serious problem.. let me ask you.. are you able to ejaculate while something is in your anus?

Dave D 03-09-2007 12:14 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I said no, I don't think I want my shower/bathroom smelling like urine. Standard?

illuminati 03-09-2007 12:19 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
Urine is sterile you know. Sometimes when I want to save the world through conserving water, I'll even piss in the sink. It's the perfect height too.

[/ QUOTE ]

In the sink ftw. Perfect height. Make sure to "flush" by cupping water in your hands and flinging it around the basin, thus eradicating the piss.

JJNJustin 03-09-2007 01:18 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Sometimes when i'm pissing i have to fart...and when i do so my stream ALWAYS stops. Is this normal?

[/ QUOTE ]

You may have a serious problem.. let me ask you.. are you able to ejaculate while something is in your anus?

[/ QUOTE ]

I dont know. Depends what you mean by the word, "something."

-J

HoneyBadger 03-09-2007 01:26 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
Isn't there a seinfeld episode on this? "It's the saaaammeee pipes!" ... Hell ya.

T-God 03-09-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
I said no, I don't think I want my shower/bathroom smelling like urine. Standard?

[/ QUOTE ]
What? Aim for the drain

Kevroc 03-09-2007 02:13 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
i had a dilemma the other day.. i was showering with my 2 yr old daughter and felt the urge to go. I had to get out and use the bowl but, kept an eye on her so she didnt fall down unsupervised.

It must have been some sight to see my skinny naked ass holding the shower curtain open with one hand and half-sitting on the throne, dripping all over the tile floor.

ProfessorBen 03-09-2007 02:41 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
i had a dilemma the other day.. i was showering with my 2 yr old daughter and felt the urge to go. I had to get out and use the bowl but, kept an eye on her so she didnt fall down unsupervised.

It must have been some sight to see my skinny naked ass holding the shower curtain open with one hand and half-sitting on the throne, dripping all over the tile floor.

[/ QUOTE ]

Standard play is to pull a R.Kelly on your daughter. Noob.

Kevroc 03-09-2007 02:43 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
lol, sicko

catalyst 03-09-2007 02:52 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
pissing in the shower is gross

AceCR9 03-09-2007 02:53 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
pissing in the shower is gross

[/ QUOTE ]

Kevroc 03-09-2007 02:54 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I see some folks are done reading the recent ghey threads...

NU Star 03-09-2007 03:29 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
I see people go into my dorm shower barefoot...I lol.

iponnet 03-09-2007 03:53 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
really needed a poll for this one! not only I piss in the shower I wa..... oh nevermind

kniper 03-09-2007 03:55 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
pee is prolly cleaner than the crap that comes out your dorm showers anywho

mbillie1 03-09-2007 04:00 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
Sometimes I like to stand outside and piss in. But never get it the other way around, that's not good.

[/ QUOTE ]

Damn, I've been doing it backwards!

bmwguy525 03-09-2007 04:01 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
really needed a poll for this one! not only I piss in the shower I wa..... oh nevermind

[/ QUOTE ]
it's spelled wha.....

oneouterson 03-09-2007 05:54 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i had a dilemma the other day.. i was showering with my 2 yr old daughter and felt the urge to go. I had to get out and use the bowl but, kept an eye on her so she didnt fall down unsupervised.

It must have been some sight to see my skinny naked ass holding the shower curtain open with one hand and half-sitting on the throne, dripping all over the tile floor.

[/ QUOTE ]

Standard play is to pull a R.Kelly on your daughter. Noob.

[/ QUOTE ]

beat: my name is rob kelly

Banditgberg 03-09-2007 06:12 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
a drain is a drain

terencerock 03-09-2007 06:30 PM

Re: Pissin in the shower
 
[ QUOTE ]
I see people go into my dorm shower barefoot...I lol.

[/ QUOTE ]


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:30 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, vBulletin Solutions Inc.