The worst play I\'ve ever seen. Justin you know what i\'m talking about
 

Bellagio 30/60. Game is one of the best, lots of live ones giving insane action. 3 people limp. A guy on the button who is agressive, over playing almost every hand, and paying off with hands that could never be good, Raises. Small and big blind call, all limpers call, 6 to the flop. 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I'm not sure exactly of the flop action I know atleast 2 bets went in 3 ways. I wasn't really paying close attention until the turn. Turn is 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. First player checks. Middle player a crazy asian woman on King Kong Mega tilt, bets. Button raises. First player calls two cold. Woman Three bets. Button four bets. First player calls two cold again. Woman 5 bets. Thats the cap. All players call. River 7 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] First player checks. Woman bets. Button calls. First player Raises! Woman Three bets. Button calls. First player 4 bets. Woman 5 bets. Button calls. First player calls. Showdown. First player shows K10. Woman shows K10. Button Shows Q10. So sad.

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That's the worst play you've ever seen? Get back to us in 5 years.

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How could it get much worse than that?

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How could it get much worse than that?

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top pair = nuts. He could have had the nut low.

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She put them both on AK.

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I have never seen such action as the river. Players at Commerce will figure it out by the third bet on the river not the 4th(cap).

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That's pretty insane. Reminds me I don't play live enough.

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Behind two limpers, I raise on the button with 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].

Don't remember the action except that I was the aggressor until the river. The board was K-9-8-3-3 with three diamonds. It was checked around. First player showed A-9o. Second player showed A-9o.

I mucked.

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Behind two limpers, I raise on the button with 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].

Don't remember the action except that I was the aggressor until the river. The board was K-9-8-3-3 with three diamonds. It was checked around. First player showed A-9o. Second player showed A-9o.

I mucked.

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I've done that. Not a proud moment.

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How could it get much worse than that?

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Going from memory:

15-30 at Hustler a few years ago. 7 ways pf for 3 bets (I'm out of the hand). Flop something like 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. 7 ways again, capped. Turn: another [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I don't remember what, and they ALL had to check!!!!!River blank and A-9o won the pot.

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CDC told me a hand:

HU on the river at a 100/200 game at Bay 101.

Final board is AAAJx. They go 35 bets on the river until one guy is felted. 35 bets. And they don't do it all at once, it's raise-raise-raise-raise, etc.

That's bad enough, because you know there's only 1 more A left in the deck. So it's either misdeal/setup time or one of the guys really really sucks at pokerz.

And indeed, one player had the quads, the other guy showed KJ for "nut boat!" Evidently the KJ guy was surprised to see he was up against quads. His justification: "Well he bluffs a lot."

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CDC told me a hand:

HU on the river at a 100/200 game at Bay 101.

Final board is AAAJx. They go 35 bets on the river until one guy is felted. 35 bets. And they don't do it all at once, it's raise-raise-raise-raise, etc.

That's bad enough, because you know there's only 1 more A left in the deck. So it's either misdeal/setup time or one of the guys really really sucks at pokerz.

And indeed, one player had the quads, the other guy showed KJ for "nut boat!" Evidently the KJ guy was surprised to see he was up against quads. His justification: "Well he bluffs a lot."

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I figure that if I'm still laughing a minute after reading this it should be acknowledged as one of the worst played hands of all time.

I'll toss in another from my NYC days:

6 ways pf w/ me raising the button w/ AA. I flop quads. It gets back to me capped! Same thing on the turn! I didn't get to put in a raise until the river.

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How could it get much worse than that?

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Going from memory:

15-30 at Hustler a few years ago. 7 ways pf for 3 bets (I'm out of the hand). Flop something like 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. 7 ways again, capped. Turn: another [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I don't remember what, and they ALL had to check!!!!!River blank and A-9o won the pot.

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I don't see how someone in the hand made a really bad play here.

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You got the turn action slightly wrong. It was checked to the button and he bet, then it went raise and 3bet back to him and he insta-4bet.

Also I don't remember exactly what happened, but there was more flop action, I think 4 bets went in somehow.

The guy was sitting next to me and he had showed me his hand on the flop, so I had to sit there and cringe as this bloodbath was going on. After the hand he kept saying things to me like, "nothing I could do," and, "the worst thing was they were both raising."

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PJ,

That story is awesome. Reminds me of Joe Tall's 23 bets on the turn with the nut straight versus the 3rd nut straight.

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How could it get much worse than that?

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Going from memory:

15-30 at Hustler a few years ago. 7 ways pf for 3 bets (I'm out of the hand). Flop something like 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. 7 ways again, capped. Turn: another [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I don't remember what, and they ALL had to check!!!!!River blank and A-9o won the pot.

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I don't see how someone in the hand made a really bad play here.

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On the small, off-chance that you are not joking don't you suppose that one out of the 7 should be on the flush draw w/ capped flop betting? Or, at the least, one had flopped a set, st8 or at least 2 pair? A9o won the pot w/ that action?

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How could it get much worse than that?

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Going from memory:

15-30 at Hustler a few years ago. 7 ways pf for 3 bets (I'm out of the hand). Flop something like 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. 7 ways again, capped. Turn: another [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I don't remember what, and they ALL had to check!!!!!River blank and A-9o won the pot.

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I don't see how someone in the hand made a really bad play here.

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On the small, off-chance that you are not joking don't you suppose that one out of the 7 should be on the flush draw w/ capped flop betting? Or, at the least, one had flopped a set, st8 or at least 2 pair? A9o won the pot w/ that action?

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Clearly everyone in the game sucks, but I don't see how anyone of them could have played their hand remotely as badly as putting in 10 big bets on the big streets with one pair against two opponents.

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How could it get much worse than that?

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Going from memory:

15-30 at Hustler a few years ago. 7 ways pf for 3 bets (I'm out of the hand). Flop something like 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. 7 ways again, capped. Turn: another [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], I don't remember what, and they ALL had to check!!!!!River blank and A-9o won the pot.

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I don't see how someone in the hand made a really bad play here.

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On the small, off-chance that you are not joking don't you suppose that one out of the 7 should be on the flush draw w/ capped flop betting? Or, at the least, one had flopped a set, st8 or at least 2 pair? A9o won the pot w/ that action?

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Clearly everyone in the game sucks, but I don't see how anyone of them could have played their hand remotely as badly as putting in 10 big bets on the big streets with one pair against two opponents.

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Of course that guy's play was horrible but it's only the ONE guy and at least he had top pair and a str8 draw. OP is titled 'Worst play I've ever seen'. The hand I layed out has 7 players screwing up for capped betting.

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but it's only capped betting on the flop, plus it's only 4 bet cap in LA. your hand is unremarkable howard. the hand jade posted is painful to read, although it's the river that's the most painful, the rest is just awful player drawing almost dead. there are worse plays to be sure, ill be on the lookout.

the other night playing 3 handed limit locally it was the turn and i had QT and the board was J98x and the other guy wanted to get his last 8 bets in so i obliged. he had J9.

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that is far far worse. amazing.

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but it's only capped betting on the flop, plus it's only 4 bet cap in LA. your hand is unremarkable howard. the hand jade posted is painful to read, although it's the river that's the most painful, the rest is just awful player drawing almost dead. there are worse plays to be sure, ill be on the lookout.

the other night playing 3 handed limit locally it was the turn and i had QT and the board was J98x and the other guy wanted to get his last 8 bets in so i obliged. he had J9.


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At Viejas 8/16 one time NLSoldier had AT on AA3AQ board and guy with 99 went 10 bets and all-in on the river with him.

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that is far far worse. amazing.

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2 months ago I had quad 10's against Aces full. On the river we went 10 bets. I had a hard time keeping a straight face at about 7. If I ever get the chance to go to 35 I think I'll have a hard time not laughing by about 20 or so.

ps. ok, I give up on my Hustler hand even though the spectacle of 7 players getting carried away was pretty amazing.

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She put them both on AK.

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oh, i've played much worse than that before. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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This is not the worst hand, but reminded me of a hand one night at Borgata 10/20:

I am BB – look down at K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], EP two limpers, MP raises, button (drunk player who won about 2g’s on blackjack, decided to give poker a shot) 3 bets, I four bet, two limpers fold, MP folds, button calls. He has been aggressive in any position, raised every time on the button, any two cards.

Flop A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], I bet, he 2 bets, I 3 bet, he just calls.
Turn J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] – I bet, he 2bets, I 3bet, he 4 bets, I just call.

At this point I stare at the board, and realize I don’t have the nuts, the str8 flush is possible, and with the range of hands he has played, I could be beat.

River 10 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]– We went 7 bets when one of the players told him he could push it all in, since we were HU. He grabbed his stack with both hands and asked me, are you going to call? I said you will find out once your chips are in. I though to myself, if he does push, can I call? He turns to his friend and says, there is only one card to beat me and I don’t think he has it.. (Remember - he was pretty wasted) I had to think a minute to figure out if he was just talking smack to try and get me to call if he did push it. His friend said to him, its obvious what he has, if you don’t have, what I don’t think you have, just call. I asked the dealer to tell his friend to stop coaching. He showed his friend his cards, looked at me and just called. He had Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I think I would have had to fold if he did push, but I am glad I wasn’t put in that position, I could have lost a nice pot to the second best hand.

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CDC told me a hand:

HU on the river at a 100/200 game at Bay 101.

Final board is AAAJx. They go 35 bets on the river until one guy is felted. 35 bets. And they don't do it all at once, it's raise-raise-raise-raise, etc.

That's bad enough, because you know there's only 1 more A left in the deck. So it's either misdeal/setup time or one of the guys really really sucks at pokerz.

And indeed, one player had the quads, the other guy showed KJ for "nut boat!" Evidently the KJ guy was surprised to see he was up against quads. His justification: "Well he bluffs a lot."

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the best part about this story is the raise-raise-raise part because at about the 12th bet, the guy with quads asked "you raise?" and the KJ guy says "yes" and raises. and then the quads guy will reraise and ask "you raise?" and the KJ guy will say "yes". rinse and repeat until felt.

it was mind boggling to say the least.

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CDC told me a hand:

HU on the river at a 100/200 game at Bay 101.

Final board is AAAJx. They go 35 bets on the river until one guy is felted. 35 bets. And they don't do it all at once, it's raise-raise-raise-raise, etc.

That's bad enough, because you know there's only 1 more A left in the deck. So it's either misdeal/setup time or one of the guys really really sucks at pokerz.

And indeed, one player had the quads, the other guy showed KJ for "nut boat!" Evidently the KJ guy was surprised to see he was up against quads. His justification: "Well he bluffs a lot."

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the best part about this story is the raise-raise-raise part because at about the 12th bet, the guy with quads asked "you raise?" and the KJ guy says "yes" and raises. and then the quads guy will reraise and ask "you raise?" and the KJ guy will say "yes". rinse and repeat until felt.

it was mind boggling to say the least.

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Seems like the quads guy was pretty savvy there.

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I would have been worried the deck was fouled and the guy had the fifth ace. One time in draw they accidentally left two jokers in the deck. A guy and I go a a few bets after the draw and finally I call. Guy lays down A-A-A-Q-3. I show A-A-A-Q-4 and say, "Kicker."

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I would have been worried the deck was fouled and the guy had the fifth ace. One time in draw they accidentally left two jokers in the deck. A guy and I go a a few bets after the draw and finally I call. Guy lays down A-A-A-Q-3. I show A-A-A-Q-4 and say, "Kicker."

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As usual Andy, you win.

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Of course, I had the better kicker. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Heres a real headscratcher.

6/12 live.

The sad part here is that I actually messed this one up. I am relatively new at the table but it is obvious that about 6 players are aspiring winners. There is one LAG donkey and a calling station. Most of the hands are 3 handed, and the table is tighest post flop expcept the LAG and CS are forcing most hands into showdown. I had made a comment about how every one at the table was a professional. So this hand was very surprising to me.

I am dealt J5 in the BB.

Funny that there are five callers in this hand. The CP folded the LAG simply calls in UTG + 1.

flop comes down 335. I check, LAG bets (what else is new?) three of the aspiring pros call. I fold it.

Turn: 9

Bet call call call

River Q:

Bet call call call.

The LAG proudly shows his 58 offsoot.

muck muck muck.

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I especially like how you refer to this:

Middle player a crazy asian woman on King Kong Mega tilt!

King Kong Mega Tilt, I love it!! I was laughing for a while on this one, funny $hit !

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Four limpers to me on the button and i raise 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], SB calls, BB reraises, UTG rerases and all call. Flop 777 goes 3 way cap with my active involvement. Turn is 6 and UTG and me go 7 bets, another 6 bets go on the blank river. UTG is a winning player tables AA but calls me a retard...i love my image...

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heres one from last night for you kids. the bellagio 30 has been off the hizzle for sure.

idiot opens in LP, i three bet JJ button (kinda =sucky lagy young kid) calls, sb calls, BB folds.

flop is QJT with two spades. checked to me i bet, btn calls, sb check raises, original raiser calls, i 3bet, button calls, Sb 4 bets, guy calls two again, i figure OK NO WAY AM I AHEAD and 5 bet, all call.

turn is offsuit 8 and the sb checks, original raiser now BETS and we all call.

river is offsuit ace.....small blind now DONKS, original raiser RAISES, i fold, button shows me A3 of spades and folds, SB RERAISES, original raiser calls.

SB shows K7 of clubs and the original raises tables 88.