Cheney shoots friend in the face
 

Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/12/D8FNRALG0.html

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Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this:


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I already know tomorrow's right-wing talking point:

"Liberals use these kinds of tragic accidents to further their agenda. Liberal gun control advocates just love it when these things happen. They can't help but cheer when someone is critically hurt with a gun."

These things write themselves. Cheney shoots a guy in the face = liberals bad. Yawn.

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"This is something that happens from time to time. You now, I've been peppered pretty well myself," said Armstrong.

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So two reasonable, consenting adults undertook an activity with an acknowledged risk factor, were prepared for it, and resolved it amicably.

What's the problem?

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"This is something that happens from time to time. You now, I've been peppered pretty well myself," said Armstrong.



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So two reasonable, consenting adults undertook an activity with an acknowledged risk factor, were prepared for it, and resolved it amicably.

What's the problem?


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Well, I for one wouldn't want to restrict Cheney from participating in an activity where he might get blasted with a shotgun. So there's no problem on that front.

I guess my main beef is the lack of retaliation by Cheney's hunting companion. Maybe he'd then have some idea of what war is like and wouldn't be so quick to send young soldiers to die.

"Guns don't kill people, idiots with guns kill people."

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You've convinced me. Let's outlaw rock climbing, skydiving, white-water rafting, hiking, martial arts, children's playgrounds, and cutlery. I don't know how I ever lived without laws to protect me from accidents.

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>>Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this<<

"Sharp shootin there, Dick. NH."

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You've convinced me. Let's outlaw rock climbing, skydiving, white-water rafting, hiking, martial arts, children's playgrounds, and cutlery. I don't know how I ever lived without laws to protect me from accidents.

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a girl once overdosed on water and got a brain hemorrhage. i'm going to call my local politician immediately.

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"Guns don't kill people, idiots with guns kill people."


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do idiots without guns kill people?

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Nope, still pro-gun. Or to put another way pro-constitution, or pro-founding fathers.

Should we make it illegal to walk across the street as well?

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"Guns don't kill people, idiots with guns kill people."



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Do idiots without guns kill people?

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Cheney is pretty frail. If you clap your hands together fairly hard, he would probably have a heart attack. So, I doubt he could kill anyone without a gun.

I do get your point, though. Gunplay amongst Republicans should be allowed and even encouraged.

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"Guns don't kill people, idiots with guns kill people."



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Do idiots without guns kill people?

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Cheney is pretty frail. If you clap your hands together fairly hard, he would probably have a heart attack. So, I doubt he could kill anyone without a gun.

I do get your point, though. Gunplay amongst Republicans should be allowed and even encouraged.

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Can the next outing be at Dublya's ranch?

Think we can change the loads from #6 birdshot to double ought buck?

Good hunting, Don.

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"Guns don't kill people, idiots with guns kill people."



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Do idiots without guns kill people?

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Cheney is pretty frail. If you clap your hands together fairly hard, he would probably have a heart attack. So, I doubt he could kill anyone without a gun.

I do get your point, though. Gunplay amongst Republicans should be allowed and even encouraged.

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Can the next outing be at Dublya's ranch?

Think we can change the loads from #6 birdshot to double ought buck?

Good hunting, Don.

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DO you really think that killing our president would stop his policies from being implemented? In fact it would make it more likely.

I find it equally dubious to be hoping and fantasing about Bush being shot. Thought you were against those that were "pro-violence"?

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Ok people, OOT is totally pwning us on this topic. We really need to step up our game on the humor potential of this event.

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Cheney is pretty frail. If you clap your hands together fairly hard, he would probably have a heart attack. So, I doubt he could kill anyone without a gun.

I do get your point, though. Gunplay amongst Republicans should be allowed and even encouraged.

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Can the next outing be at Dublya's ranch?

Think we can change the loads from #6 birdshot to double ought buck?

Good hunting, Don.

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DO you really think that killing our president would stop his policies from being implemented? In fact it would make it more likely.

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....DOH!!!!!

geezez keerist.....tongue-in-cheek, man....lighten up a bit.

I'm sure there will be much said along these lines before it's over!

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>>We really need to step up our game on the humor potential of this event. <<

This isn't funny. Looks like the Bush administration has decided to get *really* tough on trial lawyers.

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Ok people, OOT is totally pwning us on this topic. We really need to step up our game on the humor potential of this event.

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The Politics forum and humor are mutually exclusive.

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You've convinced me. Let's outlaw...martial arts....

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Over my dead body, and the bodies of those you send to enforce it! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Should we make it illegal to walk across the street as well?

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you're an idiot.

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Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was "alert and doing fine" in a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday after he was shot by Cheney on a ranch in south Texas, said Katharine Armstrong, the property's owner.

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Just Cheney doing all he can to advance lawsuit reform.

Re: Plane crashes into California home, 2 dead.
 

At Least 2 Dead As Plane Hits Calif. House
By DON THOMPSON, Associated Press Writer
5 hours ago

ROSEVILLE, Calif. - A single-engine plane that appeared to have been performing an aerobatic stunt lost control and crashed into a suburban home Sunday, killing at least two people and sparking a fire that gutted the house, police said.

The crash left a gaping, smoldering hole in the two-story house it directly hit and set fire to an adjacent house, damaging the garage and attic, said Roseville Fire Marshall Dennis Mathisen. One body was visible in the wreckage.

Full article: Plane crash

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Darn, he missed.

The coup has failed.

How can you confuse the 59 year old village idiot with a 78 year old lawyer? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Think we can change the loads from #6 birdshot to double ought buck?

Good hunting, Don.

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If he were hunting with Clinton, it would have been an entirely different kind of load shot on his face. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Let's see OOT top that for stupid humor.

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Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/12/D8FNRALG0.html

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I just can't see how someone with this face could shoot someone. He looks so innocent.

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Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/12/D8FNRALG0.html

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I just can't see how someone with this face could shoot someone. He looks so innocent.

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Does this help?

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This was just a preemptive accident.

I wonder if the fake cowbow scuffed his boots that he bought from L.L. Bean.

One last thing, I wonder how many drinks Mr. Cheney had?

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He probably would've learned that 'fire' comes after 'ready' and 'aim' if he didn't dodge the draft 5 times.

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Think we can change the loads from #6 birdshot to double ought buck?

Good hunting, Don.

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If he were hunting with Clinton, it would have been an entirely different kind of load shot on his face. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Let's see OOT top that for stupid humor.

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......this be a good one.

A definite 9 on a scale of 10.

Kudo's. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Lawyer Retort
 

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Let's see how the pro-gun crowd reacts to this:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/12/D8FNRALG0.html

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You''ll be shooting blanks with this one. It is not pertinent to the gun issue, as such.

But I can't help thinking that the lawyer who got shot by Cheney had an opportunity to shoot back in self defense. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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A quick glance at the Daily Show showed the words Cheney's Got a Gun. I laughed.

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A quick glance at the Daily Show showed the words Cheney's Got a Gun. I laughed.

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If the guy Cheney shot then shot someone else would that then be a "Chen" reaction, ahahahahah.


I'm so sorry.

Cody

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A quick glance at the Daily Show showed the words Cheney's Got a Gun. I laughed.

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If the guy Cheney shot then shot someone else would that then be a "Chen" reaction, ahahahahah.


I'm so sorry.

Cody

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Get some sleep, dude.

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He probably would've learned that 'fire' comes after 'ready' and 'aim' if he didn't dodge the draft 5 times.

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Yea, he can't blame his bad shot on the military.