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ludacris 03-07-2007 05:15 AM

Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
So I lost my job recently due to some personal business. Bills are due in a week and I don't have any money to pay them. Getting a job wont work since I wouldn't get a first paycheck for probably a month. And I doubt any job I could find quickly is gonna pay enough anyway.

If I could borrow 10K to start a roll from a baller I would happily repay along the lines of 12K and I would be forever grateful. Local games at the casino are easily beatable. Although since I'm riding the coattails of some recent shady scamaments I doubt I'm going to get any help, though I would sign a contract with a payment plan, and scan my ID, etc.

None of my family/friends are rich, and don't have money to spare and no bank gives a loan to someone unemployed so this is kind of my only hope. I'll probably lose my house and truck and it sucks. Flame away BBV, flame away!


for those that wasted their time reading this, hopefully this will make up for time wasted:

http://www.jennsterger.net/pictures/...r_59.sized.jpg

Larr__David 03-07-2007 05:33 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
great photo

edfurlong 03-07-2007 05:35 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Oops. Glad to see you're spending your time wisely during this difficult time though.

cobrakai111 03-07-2007 05:38 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
1. get temp job
2. be late one month with bills
3. pay bills one month left
4. stop being a degenerate

ludacris 03-07-2007 05:42 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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1. get temp job
2. be late one month with bills
3. pay bills one month left
4. stop being a degenerate

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you see if i get a slack job i'm going to be in the red every month and I wont make any ground.

ludacris 03-07-2007 05:42 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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Oops. Glad to see you're spending your time wisely during this difficult time though.

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Not sure what you expect me to be doing....

edfurlong 03-07-2007 05:43 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Better than being a begging piece of [censored]. Have a little respect for yourself.

flipdeadshot22 03-07-2007 05:43 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
shipped it,
You owe me for this one Vig, I mean ludacris

steel108 03-07-2007 05:49 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
OP is funny. I'll pay $10 if you smear yourself with your own feces. The feces must write out BBV for life. Post this picture and you will be paid. I'm sure others will pay for this as well. Get to it young man.

ludacris 03-07-2007 05:49 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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Better than being a begging piece of [censored]. Have a little respect for yourself.

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I'm not asking for a donation. I'd repay+2K. Asking for help \= begging.

I wasn't actually expecting anything, it was just a hopeful thought. This was more of a rant.

nation 03-07-2007 05:51 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
haha op you are pathetic

edfurlong 03-07-2007 05:51 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
God I hate the note on stallone.

Lori 03-07-2007 05:53 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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God I hate the note on stallone.

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No spamming please. He doesn't have to read it if he doesn't want to. Just move this to your forum.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

ludacris 03-07-2007 05:57 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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haha op you are pathetic

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at least i'm not fat and ugly

(only comeback i've got)

cameronw01 03-07-2007 05:58 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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1. get temp job
2. be late one month with bills
3. pay bills one month left
4. stop being a degenerate

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you see if i get a slack job i'm going to be in the red every month and I wont make any ground.

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You're right, doing nothing and having stuff reposessed is a MUCH better idea.

edfurlong 03-07-2007 05:59 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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Just move this to your forum.



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Thats just mean. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

ludacris 03-07-2007 06:02 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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1. get temp job
2. be late one month with bills
3. pay bills one month left
4. stop being a degenerate

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you see if i get a slack job i'm going to be in the red every month and I wont make any ground.

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You're right, doing nothing and having stuff reposessed is a MUCH better idea.

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Whats the difference? have it repossessed now or in a few months?

edfurlong 03-07-2007 06:04 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
You sound like a real go getter, I'd be a pretty surprised if nobody takes you up on this opportunity.

Bubbles 03-07-2007 06:06 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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great photo

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ludacris 03-07-2007 06:07 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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You sound like a real go getter, I'd be a pretty surprised if nobody takes you up on this opportunity.

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are you drunk? or do I have to make an excel chart for you? When income&lt;expenses, i wont be able to pay bills. So either they take it now or they take it soon, either way it's gone.

And I'm a hard worker. At my job I worked hard and I worked long hours. 50-60 hours every week. You dont know me at all so sarcastically saying "you sound like a real go getter" when you dont know [censored] about me shows how shallow and pretentious you are.

markdeeznutz 03-07-2007 06:15 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
get some insurance fraud done on the truck obv

keikiwai 03-07-2007 06:18 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
go slang rock on all the dope blocks

towery 03-07-2007 06:19 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
go mow some lawns kid

Rhand 03-07-2007 06:21 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

Slider 03-07-2007 06:23 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Sell a kidney?

keikiwai 03-07-2007 06:24 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
[ QUOTE ]
Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

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it's pretty hilarious how the entire jist of that song is pretty much the exact opposite of the sentiment your are trying to express

hasugopher 03-07-2007 06:25 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
shoulda said you were robbed and/or your wife had cancer

TStoneMBD 03-07-2007 06:25 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
this reminds me of the pursuit of happiness. such a sad movie. im sure theres a shelter in your area. make sure you get there by 5pm tho, lolz

btw poop smear idea is a good one. ill pay $10 for pics of this too.

Bubbles 03-07-2007 06:26 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
OP, you're ludicrous. lolololo, I crack myself up.

Rhand 03-07-2007 06:27 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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[ QUOTE ]
Everlast What Its Like Lyrics


We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
"Get a job you [censored] slob," is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues

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it's pretty hilarious how the entire jist of that song is pretty much the exact opposite of the sentiment your are trying to express

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Yep I know hehe, thats why I only pasted this part, [censored] the other parts, get a job you [censored] slob

isapistola 03-07-2007 06:31 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
life will knock you down!

ps. sure ill ship some unknown loser on 2p2 called "ludacris" 10k. e-z!

Python49 03-07-2007 07:10 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Go rob some foo for his loot dawg

saucyspade19 03-07-2007 07:25 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Steal underpants obv. It's big business.

SretiCentV 03-07-2007 08:15 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Do you have any graphs or statistics of any type to show that you're a long term winner? This 10k into 12k sounds like a great opportunity but I will need some type of compelling evidence that I won't get scammed.

HeroInBlack 03-07-2007 08:23 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
For the short-term, get a job waiting tables. Tips are immediate. Even if you can't pay all your bills, it's better than paying none of them.

p.s. Two Dream Theater avatars in a row...

limitninja 03-07-2007 08:24 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
I paid railbirds $ 17 today for great cheering, if you smear ur face like they tell you and get $ 10
you can cheer for me in next 10 rebuy tourney and if you cheer good i will send you some money

skegvegaspoker 03-07-2007 08:43 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
Get a job dude. Or sell something. Like your dignity.

roxtar 03-07-2007 08:44 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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Oops. Glad to see you're spending your time wisely during this difficult time though.

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Not sure what you expect me to be doing....

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Working or at least trying to find work?
Seriously though, I've been in your shoes and it does suck. All you can do is work, work, and after you think you're done working work some more.

edfurlong 03-07-2007 08:51 AM

Re: Beat: I\'m dead broke and bills are due in a week
 
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All you can do is work, work, and after you think you're done working work some more.

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That seems like a lot of work.

Suigin406 03-07-2007 09:03 AM

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great photo

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