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O Fen�meno 03-01-2007 10:08 PM

fantasy baseball team name
 
i was wondering if anyone has any good ideas for a fantasy baseball team. Racist teams names are fine

Skoob 03-01-2007 10:10 PM

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Super Macho Business Donkey

illini43 03-01-2007 10:10 PM

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Offensive Penetration

Johnny Drama 03-01-2007 10:17 PM

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I Hate Black People

Metal_Rat 03-01-2007 10:17 PM

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MasterBatters

danlux 03-01-2007 10:17 PM

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New Orleans Fightin' Looters

TheBlueMonster 03-01-2007 10:18 PM

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effffff

bwana devil 03-01-2007 10:45 PM

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white people are dumber than fifth graders.

NLSoldier 03-01-2007 10:50 PM

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Jack Bauer's

mbillie1 03-01-2007 11:02 PM

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The Sleepy Mexicans

03-01-2007 11:43 PM

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The Human Growth HormoneSox

bluef0x 03-02-2007 12:07 AM

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"Off in the shower"

Works well when you lose.

EDIT: Even better, "Off to Derek Jeter, he's a sexy stud." If you chose this name, it's your duty to throw every game.

Borodog 03-02-2007 12:19 AM

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My old grad school intramural team: Brick's Hit House

KLJ 03-02-2007 12:23 AM

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honey nut ichiros

trumpjosh 03-02-2007 02:00 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
My old grad school intramural team: Brick's Hit House

[/ QUOTE ]

That's actually pretty good.

CappyAA 03-02-2007 02:37 AM

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Boner Jams '07 - I used this for my football team name last year. Got a good response after 40 year old virgin came out.

"It's a mix tape of all my favorite boner scenes"

lippy 03-02-2007 02:48 AM

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I'm always The Flaming Hemorrhoids

beenben 03-02-2007 02:51 AM

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trippple play

it's my team name on sportsbuff.com.

DrewDevil 03-02-2007 02:52 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Boner Jams '07 - I used this for my football team name last year. Got a good response after 40 year old virgin came out.

"It's a mix tape of all my favorite boner scenes"

[/ QUOTE ]

"Everybody Loves Raymond. Actually that's just a good show..."

absoludicrous 03-02-2007 05:03 AM

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Balls Deep.

4 High 03-02-2007 10:24 AM

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-The [censored] Shore Patrol, [censored]
-The BALCO Busters
-Brady Anderson’s Needles
-The SABR Rattlers
-The Gleeman-Length Thoughts
-Andre Dawson’s Creek
-The Wandering Bears
-The Dowd Reports
-The Greg Olsen Twins
-Guys Steinbrenner Had Blacklisted
-The Penultimate Warriors
-The Crab People
-The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Did Suck
-The Long Balls
-Placido Polanco and the Three Tenors.

1. Scott Rolen Blunts
2. Smokin Bud Selig
3. Jesus Colome Daddy
4. Jeremy Likes to Burnitz
5. Jeff Niemann the balls
6. Rollie Fingers UR Mama
7. Eric Soda Pop Hinskie (If you remember your Tyson punch out)
8. Troy Glausy Eyes
9. Mike'S Weeny
10. Hillenbrand Muffin
11. Jorge Cantu Can Not
12. Eric Byrnes Joints
13. Aubrey Huff's Paint
14. I Pujols All Day
15. Adam Eaton Pussy
16. Chone loves Chachi
17. Brandon why you Lyon
18. Carlos Hi Ho Silva

1. Randy "I Got No" Johnson
2. Roy I'm On Halladay
3. Huston Working The Street
4. Richie I Have Sexson Her Mound
5. Chad Is Banging Tracy
6. Nick Swisher Sweet
7. J.J. Hardy Know Ya!
8. The Chien-Ming Wang Grand Buffet

Hafner-Otic
Hafnerotic Psychosis
UchIguchi (add Suzuki if you have him too)
PlayingWithMyRods(if you have 2 or more Rodriguez's)
SuckMyRods
Mound Pounders

http://www.stevesilver.net/mt/archives/004334.html

Been using some of these for a while, some good names in here.

danlux 03-02-2007 11:14 AM

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Oklahoma City Bombers?

anduril 03-02-2007 11:38 AM

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Flaming Nipples

ftball0000 03-02-2007 11:39 AM

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Cory Lidle Flight School
A-Rod is my friend

traz 03-02-2007 12:15 PM

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The Hollacausters

cheers

KilgoreTrout 03-02-2007 12:31 PM

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Bangkok sex tourists
One Eyed Monsters (the name of my stratomatic team)
Jizzlobbers
San Francisco Queens
Baghdad Bombers
Phuket Island Body Surfers
Philadelphia Pedophiles
Nashville Necrophiliacs
Cajun Cannibals
Mormon Underpants

AnyAce 03-02-2007 12:36 PM

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Back when I was a teenager in Pittsburgh in the early 80s I owned

The Enrique Romo Sapiens

(Yes, we had to tabulate the results by hand each week from the Sunday paper...)

AA

KidCornelia 03-02-2007 01:24 PM

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Fallopian Swim Team
Bearded Clam

Bullrun 03-02-2007 01:38 PM

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One of my fantasy baseball teams from last year was:

Topical Creme Syndrome

bam1982 03-02-2007 10:01 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Cory Lidle Flight School


low blow

danvh 03-03-2007 03:51 AM

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Lasorda's Lesbians

bam1982 03-04-2007 12:05 AM

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Sid Bream's Knee Brace

RiverFenix 03-04-2007 12:48 AM

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The San Fran Pozzers was my fantasy football name.

terrapin314 03-04-2007 01:10 PM

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Bonds Bitchtits.

Lewinsky Dress Stains.

Dannielynn's Real Daddy's.

tomdemaine 03-04-2007 02:27 PM

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Mongooses that's a good team name, the fightin' mongooses!

Paluka 03-04-2007 03:20 PM

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Boston Teabaggers

Hollywade 03-04-2007 06:40 PM

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Last year, my team was called "Super Adventure Club" in honor of the South Park episode that almost made me cry because I was laughing so hard. Chef was my logo.

midwestkc 03-04-2007 07:33 PM

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This year my team is the C.L.I.T. from Jay and Silent Bob fame.

Cornell Fiji 03-08-2007 04:54 PM

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My name for the MTTc league is SIIHPujols

TeenerBall 03-08-2007 11:41 PM

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Pungent Beavers
Cleveland Steamers
( o Y o ) I.L.B.T's!


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