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Post your bad beats, brags, and other OT stuff here.

Also, it seems that other forums are using these threads to allow people to ask for transfers from site to site. So feel free to ask for money transfers in this thread only. Just be very cautious of scammers.

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holla.

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PokerStars Game #8680495159: Tournament #43275283, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (1500/3000) - 2007/03/01 - 02:58:42 (ET)
Table '43275283 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Asiandude77 (120595 in chips)
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 (184327 in chips)
Seat 4: RiverBoom (87304 in chips)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (106391 in chips)
Seat 7: bigpman8 (304825 in chips)
Seat 8: daveLux (32640 in chips)
Seat 9: theaElise (62930 in chips)
Asiandude77: posts the ante 150
eazyduzit04: posts the ante 150
RiverBoom: posts the ante 150
Danny98765: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts the ante 150
daveLux: posts the ante 150
theaElise: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts small blind 1500
daveLux: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danny98765 [As Ks]
theaElise: folds
Asiandude77: raises 5400 to 8400
eazyduzit04: folds
RiverBoom: folds
Danny98765: raises 16295 to 24695
bigpman8: folds
daveLux: folds
Asiandude77: raises 23305 to 48000
Danny98765: raises 58241 to 106241 and is all-in
Asiandude77: calls 58241
Danny98765 said, " SVC>K,nvsda./sdakf"
*** FLOP *** [4c 5d Qh]
Danny98765 said, "]\asdf;lkjadsfjk;sdal[f"
Danny98765 said, "]sda[poijofsd;aa"
Danny98765 said, "'\khojigt"
*** TURN *** [4c 5d Qh] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5d Qh Jh] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Asiandude77: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Danny98765: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace)
Asiandude77 collected 218032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 218032 | Rake 0
Board [4c 5d Qh Jh 8s]
Seat 1: Asiandude77 showed [Ad Ac] and won (218032) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RiverBoom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (button) showed [As Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: bigpman8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: daveLux (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: theaElise folded before Flop (didn't bet)

almost 7 hours i net $200 for myself woooooooooooooooo

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wow.. Just saw this:


lol Thay3r

I can't wait to hear from the man himself, this should be good [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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PokerStars Game #8680495159: Tournament #43275283, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (1500/3000) - 2007/03/01 - 02:58:42 (ET)
Table '43275283 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Asiandude77 (120595 in chips)
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 (184327 in chips)
Seat 4: RiverBoom (87304 in chips)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (106391 in chips)
Seat 7: bigpman8 (304825 in chips)
Seat 8: daveLux (32640 in chips)
Seat 9: theaElise (62930 in chips)
Asiandude77: posts the ante 150
eazyduzit04: posts the ante 150
RiverBoom: posts the ante 150
Danny98765: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts the ante 150
daveLux: posts the ante 150
theaElise: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts small blind 1500
daveLux: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danny98765 [As Ks]
theaElise: folds
Asiandude77: raises 5400 to 8400
eazyduzit04: folds
RiverBoom: folds
Danny98765: raises 16295 to 24695
bigpman8: folds
daveLux: folds
Asiandude77: raises 23305 to 48000
Danny98765: raises 58241 to 106241 and is all-in
Asiandude77: calls 58241
Danny98765 said, " SVC>K,nvsda./sdakf"
*** FLOP *** [4c 5d Qh]
Danny98765 said, "]\asdf;lkjadsfjk;sdal[f"
Danny98765 said, "]sda[poijofsd;aa"
Danny98765 said, "'\khojigt"
*** TURN *** [4c 5d Qh] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5d Qh Jh] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Asiandude77: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Danny98765: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace)
Asiandude77 collected 218032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 218032 | Rake 0
Board [4c 5d Qh Jh 8s]
Seat 1: Asiandude77 showed [Ad Ac] and won (218032) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RiverBoom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (button) showed [As Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: bigpman8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: daveLux (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: theaElise folded before Flop (didn't bet)

almost 7 hours i net $200 for myself woooooooooooooooo

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But how much did you lose?

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PokerStars Game #8680495159: Tournament #43275283, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (1500/3000) - 2007/03/01 - 02:58:42 (ET)
Table '43275283 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Asiandude77 (120595 in chips)
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 (184327 in chips)
Seat 4: RiverBoom (87304 in chips)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (106391 in chips)
Seat 7: bigpman8 (304825 in chips)
Seat 8: daveLux (32640 in chips)
Seat 9: theaElise (62930 in chips)
Asiandude77: posts the ante 150
eazyduzit04: posts the ante 150
RiverBoom: posts the ante 150
Danny98765: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts the ante 150
daveLux: posts the ante 150
theaElise: posts the ante 150
bigpman8: posts small blind 1500
daveLux: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danny98765 [As Ks]
theaElise: folds
Asiandude77: raises 5400 to 8400
eazyduzit04: folds
RiverBoom: folds
Danny98765: raises 16295 to 24695
bigpman8: folds
daveLux: folds
Asiandude77: raises 23305 to 48000
Danny98765: raises 58241 to 106241 and is all-in
Asiandude77: calls 58241
Danny98765 said, " SVC>K,nvsda./sdakf"
*** FLOP *** [4c 5d Qh]
Danny98765 said, "]\asdf;lkjadsfjk;sdal[f"
Danny98765 said, "]sda[poijofsd;aa"
Danny98765 said, "'\khojigt"
*** TURN *** [4c 5d Qh] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5d Qh Jh] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Asiandude77: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Danny98765: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace)
Asiandude77 collected 218032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 218032 | Rake 0
Board [4c 5d Qh Jh 8s]
Seat 1: Asiandude77 showed [Ad Ac] and won (218032) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: eazyduzit04 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RiverBoom folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Danny98765 (button) showed [As Ks] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 7: bigpman8 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: daveLux (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: theaElise folded before Flop (didn't bet)

almost 7 hours i net $200 for myself woooooooooooooooo

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His 4-bet pretty much tells you his hand is huge

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I had no timebank and and basically said "[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] im suited call"

its a fold but i think its tough to make at the table... or maybe I suck i dunno

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need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

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need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

[/ QUOTE ]

I can hook you up later tonight.

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[ QUOTE ]
need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

[/ QUOTE ]

I can hook you up later tonight.

[/ QUOTE ]

sounds good, first tourney i want to play is that 801 $120 bounty, be my first hands at UB, just opened acct today

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Round 2 of a DBL Shootout Top 4 make it

PokerStars Game #8694877110: Tournament #43700730, $10.70+$1.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round II, Level VI (100/200) - 2007/03/01 - 23:32:17 (ET)
Table '43700730 1' 10-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: SeanConn22 (1295 in chips)
Seat 3: Nuke-One (777 in chips)
Seat 4: ghenghis_new (1445 in chips)
Seat 6: Alwags (3263 in chips)
Seat 7: Gol&rPoker (1995 in chips)
Seat 8: homanga (1475 in chips)
Seat 9: Gaybiker (1965 in chips)
Seat 10: Le Crotch (2785 in chips)
Gol&rPoker: posts small blind 100
homanga: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to homanga [Jd As]
Gaybiker: folds
Le Crotch: folds
SeanConn22: folds
Nuke-One: folds
ghenghis_new: raises 1245 to 1445 and is all-in
Alwags: folds
Gol&rPoker: folds
homanga: calls 1245
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 7d]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 7d] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 7d 8d] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
homanga: shows [Jd As] (high card Ace)
ghenghis_new: shows [Ts Ad] (a pair of Tens)
ghenghis_new collected 2990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2990 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 3c 7d 8d Tc]
Seat 1: SeanConn22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Nuke-One folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ghenghis_new showed [Ts Ad] and won (2990) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: Alwags (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Gol&rPoker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: homanga (big blind) showed [Jd As] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: Gaybiker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Le Crotch folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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20/180

PokerStars Game #8695554521: Tournament #44258422, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/02 - 00:20:47 (ET)
Table '44258422 10' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: MRosco (5360 in chips)
Seat 3: Josh Lymon (6955 in chips)
Seat 4: reed1206 (6033 in chips)
Seat 5: Billiken123 (4317 in chips)
Seat 6: TB24 (1370 in chips)
Seat 7: Master006 (1200 in chips)
Seat 8: RonFezBuddy (4015 in chips)
Josh Lymon: posts small blind 75
reed1206: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RonFezBuddy [Ks Ah]
Billiken123: folds
TB24: folds
Master006: folds
RonFezBuddy: raises 300 to 450
MRosco: folds
Josh Lymon: folds
reed1206: raises 750 to 1200
DailyXtrader is connected
RonFezBuddy: raises 2815 to 4015 and is all-in
WYLD KARDDD is connected
reed1206: calls 2815
*** FLOP *** [8d 5d 2s]
MRosco said, "looooooooooooooool"
*** TURN *** [8d 5d 2s] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5d 2s Ad] [9s]
MRosco said, "whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
reed1206: shows [6d 3d] (a flush, Ace high)
RonFezBuddy: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Aces)
MRosco said, "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
reed1206 collected 8105 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8105 | Rake 0
Board [8d 5d 2s Ad 9s]
Seat 2: MRosco (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Josh Lymon (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: reed1206 (big blind) showed [6d 3d] and won (8105) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Billiken123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TB24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Master006 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: RonFezBuddy showed [Ks Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

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need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

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Looking for the same arrangement. Need UB money around 2K.

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I've been running like [censored] for about 3 weeks. So last night I fire up 6 tourney's. One of them I lose in the first hour with overpair<underpair aipf, no big deal. Then the other 5, I actually run fairly well and get into late 2nd hour, early 3rd hour with decent stacks.

Then within 10 minutes of each other I lose 3 flips in 3 tourneys AIPF. Then about 30 minutes later I flop a set in one of the last 2 tourneys I have going and get it all in on flop vs. overpair who hits runner runner flush.

Last tournament left is the Bodog 25k. 52 left pays 45 and aggro bigstack opens for 4BBs. I reraise all-in with JJ and he calls with 88. Board comes x,x,x,x,8. GG me.

So now i'm pissed and fire up some cash games.(good idea huh?) Every time I raise pre flop and get called I get check raised when I c-bet the flops that I miss and every flop I hit I get no action. KK<AA etc. etc. etc..................

[censored] poker.

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need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

[/ QUOTE ]

Looking for the same arrangement. Need UB money around 2K.

[/ QUOTE ]

PM me if you still need it. I can probably help you out tonight or tomorrow.

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Looking for Cake money.

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t845)
MP2 (t1950)
CO (t1510)
Button (t3885)
SB (t1900)
BB (t1725)
UTG (t1685)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t120</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls t120, SB calls t105, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t390) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t725</font>, Button folds, SB calls t665.

Turn: (t1840) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t1840) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t1840

SB shows J9

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my thoughts on the last two days of tournaments:


dtgslkjfahSJEfghkl jaw/FJG;LKJEASKLFJGKARLEHGARW
GSADJGKHRAEJAGAREHS
AefjklrwehgstrjhjkaweGHSTELKJRAGJTEFAWS
AWRJGKLEhgkljraewjsfhKLJGJGTAH
][ETHGKJLSEAGHSDTLK;HJSGALKJET5HAYKLW4QRYT
eqjkltrw4ytuol42twqljkraetet
2wrqh;goiaersluFgjhtes;lhguw4p9tr2wetgwreahtsrjdz
nrsj,tehmgjkaEWLUERmg ;elsttwa;oojwiutgyhmpoew5m;iyi42qwty

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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my thoughts on the last two days of tournaments:


dtgslkjfahSJEfghkl jaw/FJG;LKJEASKLFJGKARLEHGARW
GSADJGKHRAEJAGAREHS
AefjklrwehgstrjhjkaweGHSTELKJRAGJTEFAWS
AWRJGKLEhgkljraewjsfhKLJGJGTAH
][ETHGKJLSEAGHSDTLK;HJSGALKJET5HAYKLW4QRYT
eqjkltrw4ytuol42twqljkraetet
2wrqh;goiaersluFgjhtes;lhguw4p9tr2wetgwreahtsrjdz
nrsj,tehmgjkaEWLUERmg ;elsttwa;oojwiutgyhmpoew5m;iyi42qwty

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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QFT

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Ok I went through the FAQ thread is there a Multi- MIRC room? I know this is the [censored] thread so any help would be awesome.

Chicago

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Hmmmmmm.

PokerStars Game #8708934266: Tournament #43984261, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/02 - 20:54:25 (ET)
Table '43984261 81' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JAceHi81 (10445 in chips)
Seat 2: GV Express (10725 in chips)
Seat 3: Billion10 (11640 in chips)
Seat 4: DarbaiousIII (68601 in chips)
Seat 5: GoRockets_05 (1765 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: cameronw01 (28685 in chips)
GV Express: posts small blind 75
Billion10: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cameronw01 [Kh 5h]
DarbaiousIII: folds
GoRockets_05: folds
cameronw01: folds
JAceHi81: folds
GV Express: calls 75
Billion10: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s As Ah]
GV Express: checks
Billion10: checks
*** TURN *** [9s As Ah] [9c]
GV Express: checks
Billion10: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s As Ah 9c] [2s]
GV Express: bets 10575 and is all-in
Billion10: folds
GV Express collected 300 from pot
GV Express: shows [9h Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 300 | Rake 0
Board [9s As Ah 9c 2s]
Seat 1: JAceHi81 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GV Express (small blind) collected (300)
Seat 3: Billion10 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: DarbaiousIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GoRockets_05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: cameronw01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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PokerStars Game #8711999383: Tournament #43970599, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/03/03 - 00:07:59 (ET)
Table '43970599 3' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: GR03 (8375 in chips)
Seat 2: cliveb (1250 in chips)
Seat 3: posseven (810 in chips)
Seat 4: trackrat18 (4420 in chips)
Seat 5: claypool0 (3745 in chips)
Seat 6: hwgdf (5460 in chips)
Seat 7: MR32 (10075 in chips)
Seat 8: Dreamer51 (2715 in chips)
Seat 9: ASPoker8 (2720 in chips)
posseven: posts small blind 50
trackrat18: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Jh As]
claypool0: calls 100
hwgdf: folds
MR32: folds
Dreamer51: folds
ASPoker8: raises 300 to 400
GR03: folds
cliveb: folds
posseven: folds
trackrat18: folds
claypool0: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [3s 5h 6h]
claypool0: bets 100
ASPoker8: raises 500 to 600
claypool0: calls 500
*** TURN *** [3s 5h 6h] [Kh]
claypool0: checks
ASPoker8: bets 1720 and is all-in
claypool0: calls 1720
*** RIVER *** [3s 5h 6h Kh] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
claypool0: shows [Th Jd] (a pair of Tens)
ASPoker8: shows [Jh As] (high card Ace)
claypool0 collected 5590 from pot

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Anyone up for a deep stacked cash game for fun? I'm at Ash .4/.8 200bb game on FTP.

edit: nm. Bubbled the fuper FT, done with poker for the night.

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Yesterday lost WSOP DS 1st table HU after having 15-1 chip lead.

Today bubbled WSOP $650 ticket after having 1.5xITMavg stack.

BASTARDBASTARDBASTARDBASTARD<font color="red"> BASTARD</font>

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30 or so left in 20r

PokerStars Game #8712724070: Tournament #43984288, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2007/03/03 - 01:02:33 (ET)
Table '43984288 23' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: martijn1979 (105883 in chips)
Seat 2: xthesteinx (68670 in chips)
Seat 3: JERRRY (88284 in chips)
Seat 4: NRSEHONEYBEE (54738 in chips)
Seat 5: plattsburgh (42640 in chips)
Seat 6: ASPoker8 (61426 in chips)
Seat 7: Scooba76 (127276 in chips)
Seat 8: BadBeatJimmy (31702 in chips)
martijn1979: posts the ante 200
xthesteinx: posts the ante 200
JERRRY: posts the ante 200
NRSEHONEYBEE: posts the ante 200
plattsburgh: posts the ante 200
ASPoker8: posts the ante 200
Scooba76: posts the ante 200
BadBeatJimmy: posts the ante 200
martijn1979: posts small blind 2000
xthesteinx: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Kh Ah]
JERRRY: folds
NRSEHONEYBEE: folds
plattsburgh: raises 38440 to 42440 and is all-in
ASPoker8: raises 18786 to 61226 and is all-in
Scooba76: folds
BadBeatJimmy: folds
martijn1979: folds
xthesteinx: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Qh 9c]
ASPoker8 said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [4c Qh 9c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4c Qh 9c Qd] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
plattsburgh: shows [9s Ad] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
ASPoker8: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Queens)
plattsburgh collected 92480 from pot
martijn1979 said, "omg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 92480 | Rake 0
Board [4c Qh 9c Qd 8s]
Seat 1: martijn1979 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: xthesteinx (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: JERRRY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: NRSEHONEYBEE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: plattsburgh showed [9s Ad] and won (92480) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: ASPoker8 showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: Scooba76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BadBeatJimmy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


the rail then continues to tell me how much i got owned because villain was a p5'er

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wooooo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t2440)
SB (t2320)
BB (t1025)
UTG (t2305)
MP (t1240)
CO (t2865)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t60</font>, Hero calls t60, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t30.

Flop: (t195) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

Turn: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

River: (t555) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t285</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t870</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t2685</font>, Hero calls t1390 (All-In).

Final Pot: t5500

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Wanted to play FTP $322 that starts in 9 min. PM me if you can. I'm mogao on stars.

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Wanted to play FTP $322 that starts in 9 min. PM me if you can. I'm mogao on stars.

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Is this your way of asking for a trade?

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I expect to be playing a lot more MTTs because cash games have drove me insane. I feel I can't lose if I stick to $11 and $22 180 mans and tournaments under $55.

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This is probably going to cost me Weekly TLB [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


PokerStars Game #8725736912: Tournament #43984430, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/03/03 - 21:59:33 (ET)
Table '43984430 129' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Sir-GraFFe (26894 in chips)
Seat 3: THAY3R (37072 in chips)
Seat 4: TheBigAceT (11399 in chips)
Seat 5: Sweeneypm (67854 in chips)
Seat 6: MITmagnet (21035 in chips)
Seat 7: tanandcal (34161 in chips)
Seat 8: leonardop4 (25193 in chips)
Seat 9: bchowkav (28580 in chips)
Sir-GraFFe: posts the ante 75
THAY3R: posts the ante 75
TheBigAceT: posts the ante 75
Sweeneypm: posts the ante 75
MITmagnet: posts the ante 75
tanandcal: posts the ante 75
leonardop4: posts the ante 75
bchowkav: posts the ante 75
Sir-GraFFe: posts small blind 800
THAY3R: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [8s 7s]
TheBigAceT: folds
Sweeneypm: raises 3200 to 4800
MITmagnet: folds
tanandcal: folds
leonardop4: folds
bchowkav: calls 4800
Sir-GraFFe: folds
MisteraceNL is connected
THAY3R: calls 3200
*** FLOP *** [7d Jc 8d]
THAY3R: checks
Sweeneypm: bets 16000
bchowkav: raises 7705 to 23705 and is all-in
THAY3R: raises 8492 to 32197 and is all-in
Sweeneypm: calls 16197
*** TURN *** [7d Jc 8d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [7d Jc 8d 5c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THAY3R: shows [8s 7s] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Sweeneypm: shows [Ah Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Sweeneypm collected 16984 from side pot
bchowkav: shows [As 8c] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
THAY3R said, "rfg;jhdskhdklhfsjsdg"
Sweeneypm collected 86915 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 103899 Main pot 86915. Side pot 16984. | Rake 0
Board [7d Jc 8d 5c Js]
Seat 1: Sir-GraFFe (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: THAY3R (big blind) showed [8s 7s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 4: TheBigAceT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Sweeneypm showed [Ah Jd] and won (103899) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: MITmagnet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: tanandcal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: leonardop4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: bchowkav (button) showed [As 8c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights

Re: Official March [censored] thread
 

Are you [censored] kidding me?

PokerStars Game #8728443710: Tournament #43984464, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/03/04 - 01:11:18 (ET)
Table '43984464 128' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: junior976 (28150 in chips)
Seat 2: doggidog (34110 in chips)
Seat 3: rem corp (15438 in chips)
Seat 4: julianuf (85177 in chips)
Seat 5: bismillahno (17166 in chips)
Seat 6: Joe_Nathan1 (25206 in chips)
Seat 7: Urrygrande (93242 in chips)
Seat 8: Vine_St (30570 in chips)
Seat 9: AZ Big Jim (47945 in chips)
junior976: posts the ante 75
doggidog: posts the ante 75
rem corp: posts the ante 75
julianuf: posts the ante 75
bismillahno: posts the ante 75
Joe_Nathan1: posts the ante 75
Urrygrande: posts the ante 75
Vine_St: posts the ante 75
AZ Big Jim: posts the ante 75
Vine_St: posts small blind 800
AZ Big Jim: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bismillahno [Jc Jh]
junior976: folds
doggidog: folds
rem corp: folds
julianuf: raises 3000 to 4600
bismillahno: raises 12491 to 17091 and is all-in
Joe_Nathan1: folds
Urrygrande: folds
Vine_St: folds
AZ Big Jim: calls 15491
julianuf: folds
*** FLOP *** [7h 6d Tc]
*** TURN *** [7h 6d Tc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [7h 6d Tc Qd] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AZ Big Jim: shows [8c 9c] (a straight, Six to Ten)
bismillahno: shows [Jc Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
AZ Big Jim collected 40257 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40257 | Rake 0
Board [7h 6d Tc Qd Kc]
Seat 1: junior976 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: doggidog folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rem corp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: julianuf folded before Flop
Seat 5: bismillahno showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: Joe_Nathan1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Urrygrande (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Vine_St (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: AZ Big Jim (big blind) showed [8c 9c] and won (40257) with a straight, Six to Ten

Re: Official March [censored] thread
 

This typifies how i've been running for about a month.

Stars $109 20k with about 100 left for a top 10 stack.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t4120)
UTG (t3765)
UTG+1 (t4420)
MP1 (t2525)
MP2 (t2730)
CO (t1885)
Button (t8997)
SB (t2330)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4120</font>, Button calls t3320.

Flop: (t8340) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t8340) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t8340) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t8340

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qh As (three of a kind, queens).
Button has Th Ah (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins t8340. </font>

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wooooo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t2440)
SB (t2320)
BB (t1025)
UTG (t2305)
MP (t1240)
CO (t2865)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t60</font>, Hero calls t60, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t30.

Flop: (t195) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

Turn: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

River: (t555) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t285</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t870</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t2685</font>, Hero calls t1390 (All-In).

Final Pot: t5500

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well at least you can take comfort in the fact that you play terribly.

Re: Official March [censored] thread
 

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wooooo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero (t2440)
SB (t2320)
BB (t1025)
UTG (t2305)
MP (t1240)
CO (t2865)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t60</font>, Hero calls t60, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t30.

Flop: (t195) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

Turn: (t375) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t60</font>, Hero calls t60, BB calls t60.

River: (t555) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets t285</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t870</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t2685</font>, Hero calls t1390 (All-In).

Final Pot: t5500

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well at least you can take comfort in the fact that you play terribly.

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thanks, im new

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g damnit.

27r to monte carlo $800: 6 seats, 7th for $77
27r to wsop $650: 6 seats, 7th for $275.

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need UB money, I send Stars, only long standing posters, or if not you can send first. need $1500 or so

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Yeah, for the [censored] chip lead in the $50r. You know what he's got and you know what he'll flop.

PokerStars Game #8755656109: Tournament #44300447, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2007/03/05 - 18:20:08 (ET)
Table '44300447 18' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: klo33 (78408 in chips)
Seat 2: Papa Bull XL (31555 in chips)
Seat 3: bentinck113 (25527 in chips)
Seat 5: registrar (37268 in chips)
Seat 6: SkullPizza (48702 in chips)
Seat 7: jeff710 (50784 in chips)
Seat 8: SinderG (30859 in chips)
Seat 9: lynum (16891 in chips)
klo33: posts the ante 75
Papa Bull XL: posts the ante 75
bentinck113: posts the ante 75
registrar: posts the ante 75
SkullPizza: posts the ante 75
jeff710: posts the ante 75
SinderG: posts the ante 75
lynum: posts the ante 75
klo33: posts small blind 800
Papa Bull XL: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to registrar [Tc Th]
bentinck113: folds
registrar: raises 2400 to 4000
SkullPizza: raises 44627 to 48627 and is all-in
jeff710: folds
SinderG: folds
lynum: folds
klo33: folds
Papa Bull XL: folds
registrar: calls 33193 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6h Kh 7d]
*** TURN *** [6h Kh 7d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [6h Kh 7d 5h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
registrar: shows [Tc Th] (a pair of Tens)
SkullPizza: shows [Kc Ah] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
SkullPizza collected 77386 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 77386 | Rake 0
Board [6h Kh 7d 5h Ad]
Seat 1: klo33 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Papa Bull XL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: bentinck113 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: registrar showed [Tc Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: SkullPizza showed [Kc Ah] and won (77386) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 7: jeff710 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SinderG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lynum (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: Official March [censored] thread
 

I need cash on UB or Bodog. I have FTP and Stars. Holla.

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I need cash on UB or Bodog. I have FTP and Stars. Holla.

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I don't think you can trade on Bodog. Othwise I would.

Re: Official March [censored] thread
 

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I need cash on UB or Bodog. I have FTP and Stars. Holla.

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I don't think you can trade on Bodog. Othwise I would.

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Oh yeah. Never even thought about that.