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Abones 02-28-2007 04:24 PM

Jamie Westenhiser - Hot Chick NSFW
 
I won't waste picture space with useless words.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1...hiserhsiq6.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4...enhiserhm4.jpg
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4...serherokp1.jpg

Before I post any NSFW I feel obligated to mention a few things.

Yes she has fake breasts, her ass is horrible, she is too skinny, her skin is not pale enough, her eyebrows suck, her nose looks like a dudes, and she is too fat.

I like her teeth...

NSFW 1 - large picture
NSFW 2
NSFW 3
NSFW 4
NSFW 5
NSFW 6
NSFW 7
NSFW 8

I'm also going to add a poll to make this even more lame, which NSFW picture do you like best?

Narcileptico 02-28-2007 04:39 PM

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She's incredibly hot. I can't wait to see all the doughy denizens of OOT point out all her faults and consequently rate her a 7.

BCPVP 02-28-2007 04:41 PM

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Only fault I see is the standard airbrushing that comes with Playboy pics. Good find, OP.

guids 02-28-2007 04:41 PM

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yowza

Boris 02-28-2007 04:41 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

Dids 02-28-2007 04:42 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

DrewDevil 02-28-2007 04:43 PM

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What's wrong with her ass?

I voted 6 cuz I like it when girls play with themselves.

The X-Factor 02-28-2007 04:44 PM

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I am a big fan of 1 and 6

Alobar 02-28-2007 04:44 PM

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I like teh brunettes so I thought she was pretty hot. The pics suck tho cuz they are all airbrushed junk so they didnt do much for me on the chub scale

jzpiano 02-28-2007 04:44 PM

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What's wrong with her ass?

I voted 7 cuz I like it when girls play with themselves.

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that's #6, not 7

hoksy 02-28-2007 04:49 PM

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What's wrong with her ass?

I voted 6 cuz I like it when girls play with themselves.

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Good Call.
and OP was right she does have nice teef

Klompy 02-28-2007 04:54 PM

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She's incredibly hot. I can't wait to see all the doughy denizens of OOT point out all her faults and consequently rate her a 7.

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.


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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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absoludicrous 02-28-2007 04:55 PM

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Dids-

High 7 low 8, one too many stupid pills this morning?

Narcileptico 02-28-2007 05:03 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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Right on cue, the doughiest denizen of OOT proves me right.

IggyWH 02-28-2007 05:05 PM

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My penis says "high five".

TheBlueMonster 02-28-2007 05:08 PM

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I actually prefer the 3rd sfw pic over any of the nsfw ones

Jiggymike 02-28-2007 05:13 PM

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This chick is realy hot but it's hard to rate her with all the airbrushing. Her face is def. >>>>7 though, Dids, and her body looks damn good too. One of the few that I've really enjoyed from OOT.

Alobar 02-28-2007 05:13 PM

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I actually prefer the 3rd sfw pic over any of the nsfw ones

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haha, that was my fav pic out of everything too

Fast Food Knight 02-28-2007 05:18 PM

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NSFW #6 FTW.

Now, this chick I like. It's all about the WHR ratio yo! (See: NSFW #5)

DrewDevil 02-28-2007 05:21 PM

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NSFW #6 FTW.

Now, this chick I like. It's all about the WHR ratio yo! (See: NSFW #5)

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Sweet, FFK likes to watch girls play with themselves too. So hot.

FFK, if I weren't married, and wasn't way too old for you, and didn't live thousands of miles away from you, I would definitely try to get in your pants.

J-Mac 02-28-2007 05:22 PM

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Are some of you people even sexually attracted to women? How/why the eff do you guys constantly criticize?! In general, my attitude is Woman good! Me want sex woman!

Am I alone on this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Dids 02-28-2007 05:35 PM

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Dids-

High 7 low 8, one too many stupid pills this morning?

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My curve is better than your curve.

nickg1532 02-28-2007 05:39 PM

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Woman good! Me want sex woman!



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holyfield5 02-28-2007 05:43 PM

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lol her eyebrows are disgustingly long, i wouldnt sex her probably until i put down a couple brews

Blarg 02-28-2007 05:49 PM

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Very cute. Easy 8 with the body of a 9/borderline 10 makes her very close to a 9.

For fake boobs, those look far better than the usual, too.

SharkTank43 02-28-2007 06:00 PM

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I averaged her out on my scale, and she came out to 8.8.

r0eKY 02-28-2007 06:05 PM

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#4 is the best pic easly, and for any1 who thinks she's anything less then a 8.5 is ghey

drewjustdrew 02-28-2007 06:26 PM

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she eats her peas one at a time.

Suigin406 02-28-2007 06:38 PM

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man, abones usually comes up with good chic posts it seems...

Abones 02-28-2007 06:39 PM

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Ok someone call her fat and I hit every typical OOT criticism against hot chicks.

Lonhro 02-28-2007 06:41 PM

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lol her eyebrows are disgustingly long, i wouldnt sex her probably until i put down a couple brews

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Either this is the best attempt at levelling ever, or you are the gayest man on the face of the Earth.

Abones 02-28-2007 06:42 PM

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lol her eyebrows are disgustingly long, i wouldnt sex her probably until i put down a couple brews

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Either this is the best attempt at levelling ever, or you are the gayest man on the face of the Earth.

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Level I would imagine... but who knows?

Case Closed 02-28-2007 06:43 PM

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Yes, she is very hot. But I can't stand all the airbrushing.

AlexM 02-28-2007 06:47 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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Uhm... high 7, low 8? Are you on crack? Or do you actually put 99% of the population below a 7? Even if you use a pretty extreme bell curve rather than 1 point for each 10%, she's at least a 9. How many 10's are there in the world on your scale? 1 or 2 out of 3 billion?

Borodog 02-28-2007 07:00 PM

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Yes, she is very hot. But I can't stand all the airbrushing.

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CC, this is not to pick on you; several others have made similar comments, but:

Comments like this always annoy me. Do you people complain when your girlfriend wears makeup? On the one hand an amazingly beautiful woman that the vast majority of OOTiots will never bang anyone anywhere near as hot as is, "Meh, that chick is fat, yo", "Cankles, yo", and on the other hand "I hate the airbrushing." Put the same picture up unairbrushed and half the posts would be like, "Freckles, barf, that chick has small pox, yo."

Dids 02-28-2007 07:02 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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Uhm... high 7, low 8? Are you on crack? Or do you actually put 99% of the population below a 7? Even if you use a pretty extreme bell curve rather than 1 point for each 10%, she's at least a 9. How many 10's are there in the world on your scale? 1 or 2 out of 3 billion?

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9+ is for godly, and she's not godly. She's got fake [censored]. She's pretty damn hot, but y'all are off the hinges freaking out like she's a 10.

SackUp 02-28-2007 07:02 PM

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Many people are dumb.

This chick is very hot.

nuggetz87 02-28-2007 07:08 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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Right on cue, the doughiest denizen of OOT proves me right.

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this is like the 3rd thread i've seen you use the word 'doughy' to describe OOT posters.

Borodog 02-28-2007 07:11 PM

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If the dough fits, kneed it.

DrewDevil 02-28-2007 07:12 PM

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Big thumbs down on this on bro. Definitely not worthy of OOT postage. major neg for extreme airbrushing and obviously plastic titties. Minor neg for cheesy photo shoot props.

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Basically.

She's hot, probably a high 7 low 8, but that's not really hot enough to go running around and making threads.

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Right on cue, the doughiest denizen of OOT proves me right.

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this is like the 3rd thread i've seen you use the word 'doughy' to describe OOT posters.

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But "doughiest denizen" is a delightful turn of phrase.


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