Meeting Random MySpace Chick
 

So I get this message from this girl on MySpace yesterday...

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you look like a fun person, What are you doing tuesday night? A huge group is going to hang out at [classy bar I know and have been to] in [town] at 7pm. Let me know if you want to come hang out.

Amber

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I checked out her profile, and she's actually kinda cute. She's not like "omg hawt" or anything, but I take 2+2 standards with a grain of salt anyway since perfect 10's get 4's and 5's here.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8596/rosehq5.th.jpg

So I was kind of intrigued, and since I have no plans tonight I gave her a "maybe but probably yes" kind of answer. (I figure I can get a funny trip report if nothing else.)

I also know that people tend to put better looking photos of themselves online (hell, I do!), so you might get a surprise seeing them for the first time. I flat out assumed I wouldn't recognize her from her MySpace, so I tried to get a hint about finding her when I get there. (I'm sure it won't be a problem since the bar is tiny.)

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Heya [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I'll probably be around Tuesday night, so maybe I'll stop in. I was actually thinking of trying to get back there once. I only went once and have been looking for a reason to go again. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

How many people should I be looking for if I can make it?

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She sent me a reply today.

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I'm guessing right now around 12-15 people. I'll try to wear my Jaycees shirt so you will be able to find us [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I suck at fashion, and I have no idea what a Jaycees shirt is. Can anyone help me know what to look for?

Edit: Also, here's my ugly mug on MySpace for you to laugh at if you care.

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Jaycees is an organization for young business profesionals. You're being recruited not hit on.

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Jaycees is an organization for young business profesionals. You're being recruited not hit on.

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LOL awesome...I can totally see this happening. I'll try to make it funny for a good trip report.

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Jaycees is an organization for young business profesionals. You're being recruited not hit on.

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LOL. Is there lots of this type of stuff going on online? I remember a while back there was that guy on here who got roped into that pyramid scheme presentation by the hot russian girl.


what a bummer, ya think you found a chic and she's just using you as part of her marketing. OP, cause a huge scene,
use words like gangbang and video and "I thought you loved me!"

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Jaycees is an organization for young business profesionals. You're being recruited not hit on.

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LOL. Is there lots of this type of stuff going on online? I remember a while back there was that guy on here who got roped into that pyramid scheme presentation by the hot russian girl.


what a bummer, ya think you found a chic and she's just using you as part of her marketing. OP, cause a huge scene,
use words like gangbang and video and "I thought you loved me!"

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If it turns out to be a scam, I'll make it as interesting as possible. I've never had a problem being the focus of attention or making a fool of myself just to make others laugh. This could be good either way.

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Okay, so I looked at a couple of her hot friends' profiles, and I saw that one is some Exec of something or other in the area. She left a comment for this chick today that said the following:

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Thanks for showing up last night, it meant a lot to have your support. I'm a little nervous as to if I can actually do this or not. I can't wait until tonight, I need something to relax me. I'll see ya at [classy place she invited me to]!

Amber

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Tonight is going to be hilarious. I'm open to suggestions on how to make it interesting.

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It's not a scam, but it's spam phishing based recruitment. You should show up wearing a protest sign, something like Jaycees Created Global Warming, or something..heh.

Like other old school organizations, they're trying to keep up with the times, I guess. Just another reason why MySpace sucks balls.

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OP,
show up with a fully body costume like Ninja or dinosaur. Say you thought it was a halloween party and be really offended. Flip out.

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Too bad you aren't Borat.......

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Somebody else posted a similar experience in the meeting girls of Mysapce thread....I'm pretty much 90% sure that at the end of the meeting they tried tapping up the poster for money...

Vava

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Obviously you should just try to get her drunk and sleep with her. If that doesn't work just embarass them all.

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someone please think of a perfect plan.

OP: Im pretty sure Ive humped that same gorilla. Might have have been a different one though. I mean who hasn't humped the gorilla on the putt putt course for a photo op ?

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right on the mark!............b

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show up with an already filled in application (found here)
http://www.richmondjaycees.org/Downl...pplication.pdf

put in her name as your sponsor, etc.

wear inappropriate clothes; say inappropriate things.

since she is nervous...she will be mortified that one of her first recruitment attempts has gone so awry and she will be embarassed in front of her peers.

find out when the next get together is etc.

if you can get her to deny your application and tell you on the spot that you aren't 'jaycee' material...you win

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you should read her myspace blogs for more info, eh...

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Fun topics you could discuss:
Abortion (you're not just pro-choice, you think every woman should have an abortion at least once)
Racism doesn't exist. It's just made up by whining minorities.
Slavery was a good thing.
The holocaust didn't happen.

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You could buy a can of fart spray... explain to everyone there you or the other girl have a gas problem..

http://www.prankplace.com/images/far...rfartspray.jpg

Drink far too much.. spit on people as you talk.. keep making lound phone calls on your phone to sound important leaving your phone on the bar so people will see it is actually turned off.

Any chance you could get a buddy to video any of this???

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you should read her myspace blogs for more info, eh...

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At the very least you should post snippets of her page here if not the whole link. I get extremely annoyed at people with an agenda, particularly when she's playing with your emotions like this.

Also, review the 101 Ways to Be Annoying and implement as many as possible in that setting. The ones that would probably work best are asking people what gender they are, speaking only in a robot voice, and paying for your drinks in pennies. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Turn the tables, be a representative of Jehovah's witnesses, Greenpeace, PETA or any other group where you can be obnoxious and make them feel guilty for walking the Earth and try to recruit them!

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Or Amway and Shaklee would be a nice twist.

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Turn the tables, be a representative of Jehovah's witnesses, Greenpeace, PETA or any other group where you can be obnoxious and make them feel guilty for walking the Earth and try to recruit them!

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this sounds like the winner

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I also know that people tend to put better looking photos of themselves online (hell, I do!)

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http://a380.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...d33a9c96cb.jpg

Mhh....

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OP: "If this turns out to be a scam"

Hi, it is a scam.

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Tell her that you'll join her little group if she pays for your drinks. After she agrees, and tells the bartender/waitres that your on her tab, order the most expensive shot they have, shoot it, and then excuse yourself to the bathroom and sneak out the back. Free Booze!

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http://a380.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...d33a9c96cb.jpg


LOL, wtf?? Does this really looks like a top candidate for a young business professional? This chick must be crazy.

OP, allow me to be your guide...

Go to this event already blitzed out of your mind. Sneak in a few cans of Naty and tell everyone how retarded they are for not doing it themselves. Ask this girl to dance, then start grinding up on her hardcore. Even better if you get an erection. Go around and badger everyone to "rip shots" with you. When they decline, call them pussies or "punk rookie biatches". Make sure that whenever you speak with someone, your face is 6 inches away from there's. Fart very loudy and obviously, then blame it on the guy you're speaking with. When he denies it, challenge him to a fight. Shotgun a beer, then throw up in a corner. Get kicked out of the bar. Write a TR.

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your mom looks hot

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update?

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Woke up in bath filled with ice; missing kidney; advised to call 911.

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You could buy a can of fart spray... explain to everyone there you or the other girl have a gas problem..



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you cant fart on command?

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I want to hear what happen... and I need an explanation of the ambigiously gay photo of you and the beer bottle.

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your mom looks hot

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She looks nice and toned for an older woman. Does she work out? More pics of mom please.

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you do realize this random chick is fat right

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guys I am trapped in her apartment, she doesn't know I'm online, please send help

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#1 this girl is over two bills, and its obvious based on the picture you posted

#2 - are you really lonely enough to hang out with an ugly myspace random who messaged you out of the blue and asked you to meet her somewhere without having a single conversation beforehand? Damn dude you must be real lonely.

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lol, okay seriously I didn't end up going because I was winning more than I've ever won before in AC. I was hoping no one would ask for an update, damn you! But I asked if she'll be going back sometime soon because I think it would be funny if I were bored one night. (No, I didn't mention the part about the "if I were bored" to her. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] )

bigshowmack - I have no life (read: no job), so I'll do anything for cheap entertainment at the moment. I'm here to please OOT so long as it doesn't interfere with me having my biggest day in AC. And she could be two bills for all I know, but that doesn't mean she can't be a cool chica (if this was fo real).

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your mom looks hot

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She looks nice and toned for an older woman. Does she work out? More pics of mom please.

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QFT

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your mom looks hot

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She looks nice and toned for an older woman. Does she work out? More pics of mom please.

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QFT

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oh wait...

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Well?

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Well?

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Look up.

Edit: Since I didn't have an exciting story to share here, I felt obliged to share another funny story.