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gehrig 02-26-2007 04:17 AM
IM SO DIRTY
 
Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 6BB

sooooo dirty

gehrig 02-26-2007 04:17 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
same guy:

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 9h Jc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB mucks 5d Qh</font>

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.33BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9.33BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 9.33BB

holla

tomtemor 02-26-2007 04:43 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
Can't believe it's possible to get all that respect in limited hold'em.

gehrig 02-26-2007 04:47 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
guy tanked the 76 river too lolol

maniacut 02-26-2007 04:50 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
Can't believe it's possible to get all that respect in limited hold'em.

[/ QUOTE ]

Black winter day 02-26-2007 05:47 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
Bluffing in minbet hold'em?
That's a new concept...

gehrig 02-27-2007 12:01 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
FILTH:

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (1.33BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 7.33BB

sightless 02-27-2007 12:20 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
heh fecies

gehrig 02-28-2007 04:39 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
IM SO DIRTY
GETTING FULL VALUE EDITION

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (11BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13BB
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 5s 6d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 2c Ad</font>


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [5d Tc]
gehrig37 raises to $30
x raises to $45
gehrig37 calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 9s]
x bets $15
gehrig37 calls $15
*** TURN *** [Kd Qd 9s] [Jd]
x bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
x calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 9s Jd] [4c]
x checks
gehrig37 bets $30
x calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [5d Tc] (a straight, King high)
x mucks
gehrig37 wins the pot ($299.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd Qd 9s Jd 4c]
Seat 1: x (big blind) mucked [6s 6c] - a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) showed [5d Tc] and won ($299.50) with a straight, King high

venom007 02-28-2007 04:43 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
This game is so stupid I want to just tear my eyes out of their sockets so I never have to look at hands like this.

gehrig 02-28-2007 04:43 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
WHO THE [censored] ARE YOU?

WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN MY THREAD?

gehrig 02-28-2007 04:44 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SHOW SOME GOD DAMNED RESPECT FOR YOUR SUPERIORS, SON.

gehrig 02-28-2007 04:57 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
GENTLEMEN,

MAY I BORROW A MOIST TOWELETTE TO WIPE OFF THE GREASE?

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB

drexah 02-28-2007 04:59 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[x] 8/12 responses by OP

JJH3984 02-28-2007 05:29 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
On the river in the first hand you should have c/r to induce the threebet bluff. obv.

Evigt_Drabbad 02-28-2007 05:35 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
wow pretty bad actually

Lizard King 02-28-2007 05:44 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
I read threads like this about limidonks like OP go play limit and lose 150BB

Evenkeal 02-28-2007 05:47 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000"><u>BB 3-bets</u></font>, Hero calls.

....

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 6BB

sooooo dirty

[/ QUOTE ]

You had the best hand

Mr. Wishbone 02-28-2007 05:50 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
How the heck is this possible?

JJH3984 02-28-2007 05:51 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
On the river in the first hand you should have c/r to induce the threebet bluff. obv.

[/ QUOTE ]

I meant this hand.

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 2 A
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: A 2 9 (2SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: 4 (3BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: 4 (11BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13BB

gehrig 02-28-2007 05:53 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
How the heck is this possible?

[/ QUOTE ]

MY LIMIT GAME BENDS SPACE/TIME

The Bryce 02-28-2007 06:30 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
GENTLEMEN,

MAY I BORROW A MOIST TOWELETTE TO WIPE OFF THE GREASE?

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok, you get props for this one.

tannenj 02-28-2007 06:40 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
op, your converter sucks, what are the bet/raise amounts?

TyFuji 02-28-2007 08:54 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[X] post count +8

Tempest122 02-28-2007 09:36 AM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
minbet is [censored] confusing.

jstill 02-28-2007 12:58 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
I read threads like this about limidonks like OP go play limit and lose 150BB

[/ QUOTE ]

lol at limidonks like OP, get ur head out of ur ass. Gehrig is probably one of the best limit players out there particularly HU.

I dont get any of these hands really ur just the man.

one thing Im curious about is why was this hand included: *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [5d Tc]
gehrig37 raises to $30
x raises to $45
gehrig37 calls $15
*** FLOP *** [Kd Qd 9s]
x bets $15
gehrig37 calls $15
*** TURN *** [Kd Qd 9s] [Jd]
x bets $30
gehrig37 raises to $60
x calls $30
*** RIVER *** [Kd Qd 9s Jd] [4c]
x checks
gehrig37 bets $30
x calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gehrig37 shows [5d Tc] (a straight, King high)
x mucks
gehrig37 wins the pot ($299.50) with a straight, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $300 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kd Qd 9s Jd 4c]
Seat 1: x (big blind) mucked [6s 6c] - a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) showed [5d Tc] and won ($299.50) with a straight, King high

whats cool or odd about this hand?

danzasmack 02-28-2007 01:12 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
This game is so stupid I want to just tear my eyes out of their sockets so I never have to look at hands like this.

[/ QUOTE ]

DID ANYBODY STAKE YOU YET?

HAHAHAHAHA GET IT THIS GAME IS DUMB BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT IT SO IT MUST BE SMARTER THAN YOU

gehrig 02-28-2007 01:28 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
jstill villain has either 3 outs to a chop or 0 outs like 94% there. if im bluffing villain has 3 outs to a chop and one out to scoop

the sexiness of my game blinds villain to these facts. my charms give him no choice but to hand me the money

danzasmack 02-28-2007 01:32 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
jstill villain has either 3 outs to a chop or 0 outs like 94% there. if im bluffing villain has 3 outs to a chop and one out to scoop

the sexiness of my game blinds villain to these facts. my charms give him no choice but to hand me the money

[/ QUOTE ]

honestly he clearly convinced himself you just had a [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

IOW - play like a re when you know they fold then take them to value town express train population SUCKERSSSSSSS

EvanJC 02-28-2007 01:32 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
coach me?

gehrig 02-28-2007 01:52 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
this is probably the most owned ive ever been:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Ks 6s]
gehrig37 raises to $30
d-jarl calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4h Ad 3d]
d-jarl checks
gehrig37 bets $15
d-jarl calls $15
*** TURN *** [4h Ad 3d] [7d]
d-jarl checks
gehrig37 checks
*** RIVER *** [4h Ad 3d 7d] [6d]
d-jarl bets $30
gehrig37 calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d-jarl shows [7s Jc] (a pair of Sevens)
gehrig37 mucks
d-jarl wins the pot ($149.50) with a pair of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $150 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4h Ad 3d 7d 6d]
Seat 1: d-jarl (big blind) showed [7s Jc] and won ($149.50) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) mucked [Ks 6s] - a pair of Sixes

danzasmack 02-28-2007 01:55 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
this is probably the most owned ive ever been:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gehrig37 [Ks 6s]
gehrig37 raises to $30
d-jarl calls $15
*** FLOP *** [4h Ad 3d]
d-jarl checks
gehrig37 bets $15
d-jarl calls $15
*** TURN *** [4h Ad 3d] [7d]
d-jarl checks
gehrig37 checks
*** RIVER *** [4h Ad 3d 7d] [6d]
d-jarl bets $30
gehrig37 calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
d-jarl shows [7s Jc] (a pair of Sevens)
gehrig37 mucks
d-jarl wins the pot ($149.50) with a pair of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $150 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4h Ad 3d 7d 6d]
Seat 1: d-jarl (big blind) showed [7s Jc] and won ($149.50) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: gehrig37 (small blind) mucked [Ks 6s] - a pair of Sixes

[/ QUOTE ]

this is the biggest brag of the thread

DING-DONG YO 02-28-2007 01:55 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
ha ha ha ha, nice calldown in that hand FISH!!!

jstill 02-28-2007 02:00 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
opps im an idiot i thought it just said villain mucks not that he mucked 66. lol

do many people play u on multiple occassions or do they pretty much know theyre outmatched quickly? Im guessin there are enough self-diluted fish out there for u since u do find games everyday. Are u mostly beatin up on other pros or randoms u think who sit their whole rolls?

Stake Monster 02-28-2007 02:49 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
bet
bet
3-bet
cap
raise
bet
bet

fold

gehrig 03-02-2007 04:25 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
ITS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY HOLD'EM 5 HANDED MY BRAIN JUST SPASMS NONSTOP

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

tmfs 03-02-2007 04:39 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
Gehrig is probably one of the best limit players out there particularly HU.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not to start [censored], and gehrig might be good but you can't really make these comments about people at the mid limits.

gehrig 03-02-2007 04:42 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
I'M LIFETIME +18.85BB/100 AT 100/200

Evenkeal 03-02-2007 04:51 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'M LIFETIME +18.85BB/100 AT 100/200

[/ QUOTE ]

holy [censored]

TheGrifter 03-02-2007 04:53 PM
Re: IM SO DIRTY
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'M LIFETIME +18.85BB/100 AT 100/200

[/ QUOTE ]

Good 10 hands?


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