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BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)
so i had a threesome last night. this girl i've been seeing im'd me last night asking me what i was up to. i was playing poker, and when i asked her what she was up to she said she was drinking with her friend. naturally i asked them to come over here to drink.
a little backstory: in the past she had told me she was bisexual and had hooked up with a girl before. the girl coming over was her best friend though and they had never done anything more than kiss. also i've never had sex with this girl before...i had gotten head twice, thats it. i'd never met her friend before this night either. so they came over and my buddy was here just chilling. he had to leave later in the night but was gonna stay for a few drinks. after a few hours we were pretty drunk (my friend was sober, only was nursing one drink). next thing i know they both have their shirts off and are between me and my friend. we immediately know what to do (esp) and go to take off the bras. zero resistance and they're both giggling and arguing with each other about who gives better head. they then go to the bathroom and my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight if i want it, but dude i think you can get both of them and i have to leave anyways...im gonna go." i had told him about the bisexual part earlier...i have good friends. so he bounces and i just go into the bathroom after the girls...they're just talking nonsense..pretty drunk. i start kissing the girl i'm seeing and she starts grabbing my dick. next thing i know, her friend is doing the same thing. i then pull out the line: "wanna go upstairs?" boom. so we're upstairs, in my bed. as soon as i hit the bed, they pull off my clothes, like instantly. they start fighting over who to give me head first, they compromise and one starts sucking on my balls and the other starts on my dick. it's unbelievable. i take a long time, i dunno how long, it was awhile, but they were troopers and kept switching until i got off. then the girl i'm seeing started eating out her friend. like hardcore...the other girl was making crazy noises, saying all kinds of dirty things. it was like a porno and i was right there watching...i've never seen anything like that in real life. she probably ate her friend out for half an hour and her friend was finally like get a condom, i need a dick in me (exact words). i got one out and then started sexing her. the girl im seeing got jealous and wanted to be sexed too, so i started switch hitting...they were making out the whole time. i would spend like a few minutes on one then go to the other. again, i took a really long time but of course they enjoyed it. finally i busted, we went outside to smoke a cig (my first since november but it hit the spot) came back in and went to sleep. this morning they left at like 8 because they had class in the morning. the end -nation ps: last night before we fell asleep they told me they both enjoy anal and it gets them off so next time we're doing that too [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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does anybody have any kleenex? i need some now. |
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nice
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This sounds like one of those I had a foursome stories but make up a redicolous story so people believe me....I have heard way to many of these.
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Huge Brag, nh sir, nh
note: You owe your friend HUGE |
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i hate u...ur friend deserves something nice...
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nice
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really, nice friend.
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paging noobtards w/ the 'ban plz' 'that's sexist' remarks.
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You lucky bastid. Keep us updated on future involvements. Getting teabagged while getting head must be teh str8 nizzles.
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I see your creative writing skills are starting to shine!
A+ |
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wait wait...where they both indian girls?? if not, OK, if so...then [censored] U...
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your friend is the greatest friend ever
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Nice, and even nicer friend.
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This is obv a lie and the poster should be exiled from bbv forever.
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suigin,
both white (preemptive ban plz) all, my friend is awesome. i owe him huge. |
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suigin, both white (preemptive ban plz) all, my friend is awesome. i owe him huge. [/ QUOTE ] ok, that's all right, white girls it's definitely possible...man, if they were indian, that'd be sick... what are u getting ur friend?? cos u know he deserves something here... |
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so this was happening? but you were posting about how I am an idiot b/c i think dwyane wade getting hurt is LOL.
hmmmmmmmm |
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I have no idea what I could possibly do to repay a friend who did that for me.
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Uhhhh where are the pictures of the girls? You said they had class, which=school=facebook.
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Obv. buy your friend 2 hookers.
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holy [censored] you better buy your friend a car or a hooker or something. geeeez.
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I have no idea what I could possibly do to repay a friend who did that for me. [/ QUOTE ] BJ |
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what are u getting ur friend?? cos u know he deserves something here... [/ QUOTE ] friend passed on getting head, i'd say it's a no-brainer |
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fake
FR nits wait til marriage before sex god bless |
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beat: they are both fat
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WhereTF are pics?
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nm
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Nation is officially not a vaj for now and forever amen. HIFIVE.
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so this was happening? but you were posting about how I am an idiot b/c i think dwyane wade getting hurt is LOL. hmmmmmmmm [/ QUOTE ] i usually don't believe anyone, but despite the fact that nation was posting on 2p2 from like 2 - 3something AM i still believe him post pics |
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Hotness factor plz.
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Re: BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)
Buy your friend a car. No one will ever do anything nicer for you.
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nation,
How fat were they? |
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i was posting right after the cig, they went upstairs and went to sleep, i stayed up for a bit longer and had a snack.
no pics because i'm not stupid. im not going to lie about how they were crazy hot or anything...they were 5's but not fat 5's, just chubby. |
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[ QUOTE ] so this was happening? but you were posting about how I am an idiot b/c i think dwyane wade getting hurt is LOL. hmmmmmmmm [/ QUOTE ] i usually don't believe anyone, but despite the fact that nation was posting on 2p2 from like 2 - 3something AM i still believe him post pics [/ QUOTE ] He came on 2p2 to announce his victory: [ QUOTE ] #9280173 - 02/22/07 02:02 AM lolijusthada3someaments [/ QUOTE ] |
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nvm saw it
pics are needed to verify hotness |
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nation, How fat were they? [/ QUOTE ] nation has us thinking hot girls...no way he can let us down by admitting that....right??...right?? |
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i was playing poker [/ QUOTE ] but how much did you win?! |
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Nobody else found it weird that friend passed on sex because he had to be somewhere? Not "this is fake" weird, more "latent [censored]" weird.
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nation, How fat were they? [/ QUOTE ] http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5310/fatttqv7.png |
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