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Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:22 AM

Ew Ew Ew!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($14.50)
MP ($41.75)
CO ($50.75)
Hero ($54.60)
SB ($53.30)
BB ($49.75)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.5, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold.

Flop: ($3.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, SB raises to $6.5, Hero calls $4.50.

Turn: ($16.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero calls $5.

River: ($26.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $8.5, Hero calls $8.50.

Final Pot: $43.50

Results in white below: 
SB has Qc Ks (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has 6s 2s (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins $43.50. 

Beat: I didn't check-raise all in on the river.

Brag: Um, this didn't happen TO me for a change.

Variance: I'm making these plays on a bankroll of $160.

Sykes

02-18-2007 01:24 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

you are a stupid donkey.

Phatsac

02-18-2007 01:27 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

ur horrible.

deathpotato

02-18-2007 01:28 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

i cant believe you missed that river checkraise

chuckbomb

02-18-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

I play it the same

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:31 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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you are a stupid donkey.

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Actually, I am quite the brilliant donkey.

Scored almost 800 on my SAT's.

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:32 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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i cant believe you missed that river checkraise

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Once I caught on the river I thought, "How could I possibly [censored] this hand up any more?"

*light bulb*

SABR42

02-18-2007 01:32 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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you are a stupid donkey.

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Actually, I am quite the brilliant donkey.

Scored almost 800 on my SAT's.

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Pfffft, almost. I had exactly 800 on my math SAT 3 years
ago.

LOL SATaments.

Teh1337zor

02-18-2007 01:34 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

1480 holla my bro got a 1530 and we are not asian!

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:34 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
you are a stupid donkey.

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Actually, I am quite the brilliant donkey.

Scored almost 800 on my SAT's.

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Pfffft, almost. I had exactly 800 on my math SAT 3 years
ago.

LOL SATaments.

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Yes, but I took the SAT's nearly 16 years ago.

800 then is like.......2400 now.

Seriously, ever heard of inflation?

BTW, Shouldn't you be studying for your quantum physics exam?

AE6	02-18-2007 01:39 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

this thread sucks.

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:39 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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this thread sucks.

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Thanks for the support.

dirtysanchez

02-18-2007 01:40 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

stop the hate people! who hasnt peeled a turn w/ a crappy draw before? and when they bet the turn like a gaping vagina they bring it on themselves amirite?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($158.15)
Hero ($100)
Button ($110.75)
SB ($91.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12.

Turn: ($45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $17, Hero calls $17.

River: ($79) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $24, Hero raises to $61, SB calls $28.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $192.30

Results in white below: 
Hero has 3h 7h (flush, ace high).
SB has Qc Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $192.29.

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:46 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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stop the hate people! who hasnt peeled a turn w/ a crappy draw before? and when they bet the turn like a gaping vagina they bring it on themselves amirite?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($158.15)
Hero ($100)
Button ($110.75)
SB ($91.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12.

Turn: ($45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $17, Hero calls $17.

River: ($79) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $24, Hero raises to $61, SB calls $28.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $192.30

Results in white below: 
Hero has 3h 7h (flush, ace high).
SB has Qc Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $192.29. 

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YOU SUCK!

dirtysanchez

02-18-2007 01:49 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
stop the hate people! who hasnt peeled a turn w/ a crappy draw before? and when they bet the turn like a gaping vagina they bring it on themselves amirite?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($158.15)
Hero ($100)
Button ($110.75)
SB ($91.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12.

Turn: ($45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $17, Hero calls $17.

River: ($79) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $24, Hero raises to $61, SB calls $28.30 (All-In).

Final Pot: $192.30

Results in white below: 
Hero has 3h 7h (flush, ace high).
SB has Qc Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $192.29. 

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YOU SUCK!

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oh no you didnt! try to help a brother out and this is what i get? HU for rollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!?!?1?!?!

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:52 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

I was being ironical.

I wouldn't want to take your roll.

I wouldn't do you like that.

dirtysanchez

02-18-2007 01:57 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

ty for your kindness

thac	02-18-2007 01:58 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

Lets start by posting screen names, yours first OP.

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 01:59 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

Age before beauty.

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 02:00 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

I am SOOOO [censored] drunk right now.

domesme

02-18-2007 02:10 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

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this thread sucks.

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goddamn u donks are bored
nh all

Ineedaride2

02-18-2007 02:17 AM

Re: Ew Ew Ew!

I am willing to play anybody HU for my $160 roll right now, provided your register date is post 2/10/07.

Let me know if you interested.

Disclaimer: Must not have any knowledge of who togni is.

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