Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 

Brag: Regular [censored] buddy/maybe girlfriend from blue balls thread slept over Thursday. She gave me head for an hour before I passed out. She wakes me up at about 730 and says, and I quote, "I want to have sex, but I'm not sure because then I will want to have sex all the time and I don't know if you will want to." I stare at her like she is retarded, then proceed to [censored] her.

Beat: Roommate walked in halfway through after a night of being sexiled, realizes what's going on, and walks back out.

Brag: He is a mortal lock to tell everyone about what happened. Everyone will now know about me banging hot chicks.

Brag: Log on to 2+2 that afternoon and realize I've got a nice 24 hour ban for the "John Amaechi: Pitcher or Catcher?" thread I started to settle a bet in the sporting events forum.

Brag: It is officially Mardi Gras and I'm going to drink as soon as I end this post. Beads and titties baby.

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excellent.

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Nice hand OP.

Also, LOL @ "Pitcher/Catcher"

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OMG you had sex! teach me your ways! is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?????

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[censored] I thought I posted this in BBV4Life. Oh well.

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Over/under on how many people get murderd during Mardi Gras?

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what do pitcher and catcher mean? or is this NSFW?

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Over/under on how many people get murderd during Mardi Gras?

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.5

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Brag: It is officially Mardi Gras and I'm going to drink as soon as I end this post.

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Beat: French is a difficult language.

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I've taken the time to translate your text so more people in 2+2 can understand it:

Brag: regular [censored] buddy/maybe breezee F-R-to-tha-izzom bizzy balls thread slizzept over thursday fo' sheezy. she gave me heezee fo` an hizzle before i passed out , ya feel me?. she wakes me up at `bout 730 n says, n i quote, "i wiznant ta hizzy sizzex, but im not sure coz tizzy i wizzle W-to-tha-izzant ta hizzle sex all tha time n i D-to-tha-izzont know if you will wizzant to." i stare at her like she is retarded, T-H-to-tha-izzen proceed ta [censored] her now [censored] lemme here ya say hoe.

beat droppin hits: roommate walked in halfway through pimp a night of being sexiled, realizes whats going on, n walks bizzle out.

brag: he is a mortal lock ta tizzle everyone `bout what happened . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. everyone will now kniznow `bout me bang'n hot chicks.

brag: log on ta 2+2 thiznat afternoon n realize ive gots a funky ass 24 hour ban fo` tha "jizzay amaechi if you gots a paper stack: pitcha or killa thread i started ta settle a bet in tha chillin' events forum . Hollaz to the East Side.

brag . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your [censored]' dome: it is officially mardi gras n im gonna D-R-to-tha-izzink as soon as i end this pizzost . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. beads n titties baby keep'n it real yo.

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this thread does have sex in it, but no pics, so I'm exiling it to bbv4l

you know what to do to prevent it from happening next time!

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Pics on the way. Fo real.

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Pics on the way. Fo real.

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they better [censored] be

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nice work, could use a little more variation but quality nonetheless

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Over/under on how many people get murderd during Mardi Gras?

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.5

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second belly laugh this thread

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I've taken the time to translate your text so more people in 2+2 can understand it:

Brag: regular [censored] buddy/maybe breezee F-R-to-tha-izzom bizzy balls thread slizzept over thursday fo' sheezy. she gave me heezee fo` an hizzle before i passed out , ya feel me?. she wakes me up at `bout 730 n says, n i quote, "i wiznant ta hizzy sizzex, but im not sure coz tizzy i wizzle W-to-tha-izzant ta hizzle sex all tha time n i D-to-tha-izzont know if you will wizzant to." i stare at her like she is retarded, T-H-to-tha-izzen proceed ta [censored] her now [censored] lemme here ya say hoe.

beat droppin hits: roommate walked in halfway through pimp a night of being sexiled, realizes whats going on, n walks bizzle out.

brag: he is a mortal lock ta tizzle everyone `bout what happened . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. everyone will now kniznow `bout me bang'n hot chicks.

brag: log on ta 2+2 thiznat afternoon n realize ive gots a funky ass 24 hour ban fo` tha "jizzay amaechi if you gots a paper stack: pitcha or killa thread i started ta settle a bet in tha chillin' events forum . Hollaz to the East Side.

brag . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your [censored]' dome: it is officially mardi gras n im gonna D-R-to-tha-izzink as soon as i end this pizzost . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. beads n titties baby keep'n it real yo.

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Oh ok, i gets it now

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Gizoogle rules

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sexile

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Pics on the way. Fo real.

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sexile pls

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I stare at her like she is retarded

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lol