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When I was about 21, I was driving my family and girlfriend back from my cousin's wedding. It was very late, and everyone was fairly drunk and sleepy. My parents and sister were in the back, my brother was in the front passenger seat, and my GF was in between us. Since I had been in the wedding, I was still wearing the uncomfortable rented monkey suit, and I complained about it to my GF.

She reached into my lap, undid my zipper and gave me a hand job - in the car while I was driving, with my whole immediate family within five feet of me, unaware.

Beat that.

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And the rest of your family was completely cool with that?

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Does that include masturbation?

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they were asleep! or at least, pretended they were. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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kind of gross you incest freak

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When I was dating my wife we used to go visit her family members almost every weekend. One night on the way home she gave me a HJ in the back seat of the Mitsubishi Galant we were in with her mom & dad in the front seat and her younger brother (asleep) in the back with us.
brag: This is NOT the craziest thing we did when we were kids

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When I was about 21, I was driving my family and girlfriend back from my cousin's wedding. It was very late, and everyone was fairly drunk and sleepy. My parents and sister were in the back, my brother was in the front passenger seat, and my GF was in between us. Since I had been in the wedding, I was still wearing the uncomfortable rented monkey suit, and I complained about it to my GF.

She reached into my lap, undid my zipper and gave me a hand job - in the car while I was driving, with my whole immediate family within five feet of me.

Beat that.

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Please tell me everyone was asleep. Because that's cool. It adds that air of danger, that "this is great, I hope we don't get caught". Kind of like of being a teen ager again.

If you tell me your parents, sister, and brother watched your gf give you a hj, I may become ill. Because that is just plain creepy. There are somethings a family should never share, no matter how close they are.

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Sounds like she already did.

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When I was about 21, I was driving my family and girlfriend back from my cousin's wedding. It was very late, and everyone was fairly drunk and sleepy. My parents and sister were in the back, my brother was in the front passenger seat, and my GF was in between us. Since I had been in the wedding, I was still wearing the uncomfortable rented monkey suit, and I complained about it to my GF.

She reached into my lap, undid my zipper and gave me a hand job - in the car while I was driving, with my whole immediate family within five feet of me.

Beat that.

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Please tell me everyone was asleep. Because that's cool. It adds that air of danger, that "this is great, I hope we don't get caught". Kind of like of being a teen ager again.

If you tell me your parents, sister, and brother watched your gf give you a hj, I may become ill. Because that is just plain creepy. There are somethings a family should never share, no matter how close they are.

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LOL..yes, I changed the post to make it clear my family did NOT know what was going on. They were all dozing.

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they were asleep! or at least, pretended they were. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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lol, Jesus Christ. "Hey Mom, can I borrow your handkerchief real quick?"


This likely doesn't count because no family was involved, but I got head in a room full of sleeping people before.

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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did she say "i'm coming" a la American Pie?

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say "no thanks, I'm full"?

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Beat that.

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Does being inside of your family member when you're having an orgasm win?

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Paging X-factor...

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say "I'll just have the of wheat"?

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready

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and how!

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say " No thanks, I just had some cream of wheat"?

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FYP

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say, "No thanks, I just swallowed my boyfriend's cum?"

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Beat that.

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Does being inside of your family member when you're having an orgasm win?

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Now paging X-Factor

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say, "No thanks, I just swallowed my boyfriend's cum?"

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This is so stupid it made me laugh.

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Beat that.

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Does being inside of your family member when you're having an orgasm win?

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yes. that would win.

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say, "No thanks, I just swallowed my boyfriend's cum?"

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This is so stupid it made me laugh.

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me 2. i dont think she was in a joking mood, we just took a couple minutes and went upstairs.

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did she say, "No thanks, I just swallowed my boyfriend's cum?"

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This is so stupid it made me laugh.

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me 2. i dont think she was in a choking mood, we just took a couple minutes and went upstairs.

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-bb.

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Dear god that's awful for the next person to rent that pair of pants.

I think it was the morning after prom and I was in the process of cumming into my gfs mouth from a bj as her dad open the door and started walking downstairs. Like a pro she somehow stayed on it as long as she could and in one quick motion swallowed, put the blanket on us and sat up so it looked like we were just watching tv. her dad said breakfast was ready.

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Did you say "No thanks, I just had a pig in a blanket"?

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Just curious about one thing, Dom. How come you limited the question just to situations involving orgasms, as opposed to mere sexual contact?

If we removed the requirement that the contact result in an orgasm, could you claim to being in even closer proximity to a family member?

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I wasn't there so I've just heard it from other cousins. But the story is that a bunch of cousins, male and female, were somewhere and were all crashing in the same room (like 6 people in the room). One of my cousins (let's call him Mike) brought his girlfriend with him.

They had all been out drinking. Mike thought everyone was asleep and he was in the bed with his GF. So they started fooling around and eventually went all the way.

Apparently, not all of the other cousins were fully asleep. They could see the covers start moving, realized what was going on, and kept quiet. Though they teased the hell out of him afterwards.

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Not with family but this is the best I got:

On a train from Madrid to Lisbon when I was 21 backpacking through Europe for the summer I was in a cabin with about 10 people total. One old couple, some young travelers and a couple of other random people. I was lucky enough to get seated next to this pretty cute Polish chic who spoke very little english. I tried flirting for hours but the language barrier was too much. We were getting a bit sleepy and the old couple and others appeared to be trying to sleep/sleeping...she put her head on my shoulder and smiled and looked like she wanted to use me as a pillow. I lifted up my arm and put it around her and she immediately looked up and went to kiss me. Within three minutes she had opened my fly all the way up and was giving me head in full view of anybody who cared to look up. I couldn't bust very fast as I was pretty nervous, and she went at it for at least 15 minutes. Everybody appeared to be sleeping as I said but people shifted several times and she wasn't all too quiet, so I know at least 2 or 3 of them knew exactly what was going on.

I busted in her mouth and she swallowed and giggled and then we went to sleep. I woke her up in the morning so I could get off the train and waved goodbye.

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What a classy guy.

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Not with family but this is the best I got:

On a train from Madrid to Lisbon when I was 21 backpacking through Europe for the summer I was in a cabin with about 10 people total. One old couple, some young travelers and a couple of other random people. I was lucky enough to get seated next to this pretty cute Polish chic who spoke very little english. I tried flirting for hours but the language barrier was too much. We were getting a bit sleepy and the old couple and others appeared to be trying to sleep/sleeping...she put her head on my shoulder and smiled and looked like she wanted to use me as a pillow. I lifted up my arm and put it around her and she immediately looked up and went to kiss me. Within three minutes she had opened my fly all the way up and was giving me head in full view of anybody who cared to look up. I couldn't bust very fast as I was pretty nervous, and she went at it for at least 15 minutes. Everybody appeared to be sleeping as I said but people shifted several times and she wasn't all too quiet, so I know at least 2 or 3 of them knew exactly what was going on.
I busted in her mouth and she swallowed and giggled and then we went to sleep. I woke her up in the morning so I could get off the train and waved goodbye.

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you should have taken her the rest of the way- would have been a MUCH better trip, no doubt. If there is one thing I like, it's a girl who gives head for no reason, swallows, and thinks nothing of it.

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cue x-factor and his cousin story

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Wait wait wait! Has anybody mentioned X-Factor yet? Because I think he wins. He did his cousin!

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from the other side of the story.

I was once in a car with my cousin on the way to a crew event. His girlfriend was in the car too and I was 'sleeping' in the back.

at some point I hear him say 'he can sleep through anything' and I know I'm in trouble so I cough a little and open my eyes.

unfortunately they don't notice and before long she is giving him head. I go back to sleep.

the funny thing is that later he gets angry at me for having sex the day before the crew event. He claims it affects your rowing ability. I was a pretty awkward kid though so I didn't make fun of him for the head thing...in retrospect I definitely should have.

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the funny thing is that later he gets angry at me for having sex the day before the crew event. He claims it affects your rowing ability. I was a pretty awkward kid though so I didn't make fun of him for the head thing...in retrospect I definitely should have.

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tommo - Considering both of you dudes were into crew, I'm mildly surprised your story didn't end with you pleasuring each other.

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Wait wait wait! Has anybody mentioned X-Factor yet? Because I think he wins. He did his cousin!

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waaaaaaaaaaait a sec, he did what!!??!

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waaaaaaaaaaait a sec, he did what!!??!

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That's just an Urban Legend. I just confirmed it on snopes.

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getting the thread back on track...

when i was 17 my girlfriend and i went on a vacation with my family to some national park. my family owns an RV so we took that up... one night in the national park, my parents were sleeping in the back of the RV, with the curtain that divides the back bedroom from the rest of the RV shut.

my girlfriend gives me head in the front of the RV, which meant that we were about 15 feet away from my parents. and my mom is a very light sleeper, so i was pretty nervous, which only added to the thrill.

i told my gf that my mom was a light sleeper after the fact, and she kind of got pissed about that. oh well, it was worth it.

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Does this sort of behaviour get more respect in the porn community?

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I lost my virginity in my bedroom while my parents were watching the evening news in the living room 20 feet away.

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waaaaaaaaaaait a sec, he did what!!??!

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Oh yeah, don't worry. This isn't true at all.

He actually only got head from her. What do you think he is? Some kind of incestuous sicko?