Look, how the [censored] do I get my goddamn money.
 

Look. I got rent, bills, a car note, and I kinda want to go to [censored] Vegas cause I haven't been a block away from my [censored] apartment in a month. All my money is in Neteller and Full Tilt, aggregate less than 10K. I have no liquid currency and my one credit card's getting jammed pretty tight. How the [censored] do I get to some beedogs in a timely fashion? Is there anything faster than dicking around for two months while they cut me a check after getting six zillion forms of ID?

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1) Your neteller funds are in limbo. Either halted by the US Atty's office, by Neteller themselves as a bargaining strategy, or a mix of both. You won't see this money until this impasse is resolved.

2) To get your money off Full Tilt, contact them. Checks are working (from what I've read). You might also consider EPassporte, but this will take time to set up, there are account limts, and this will require a deposit first.

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I mentioned checks. Checks take ~30 business days and a full set of faxed IDs. That's not going to cut it.

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take out a loan or hit up mom and dad.

everyone wants their money. there are people with 6 figures stuck in neteller...consider yourself lucky.

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Well it looks like it's gonna have to.

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Hey -- take up your concerns with Full Tilt Poker. I didn't architect the current withdrawal situation, all I did was give you a cliff notes version of what has transpired lately.

If you'd rather read through 500+ posts on the topics below to get to the same conclusion, enjoy!

If you're instead posting a thinly disguised "someone buy my balance" request, I think neverwinpoker site has a forum group just for that sort of thing.

You're welcome.

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Where they gonna send it? The underside of a causeway on the LA River? 'Cause that's where I'll be. ATTENTION LA 2+2ERS: Anybody got a couch?

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There is no way right now to get any of this money in less than 30 days.

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Where they gonna send it? The underside of a causeway on the LA River? 'Cause that's where I'll be. ATTENTION LA 2+2ERS: Anybody got a couch?

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Epassporte will take you just about as long as a paper check from FTP. Takes a couple of weeks to get your bank account verified, then you can only withdraw $300 / day, and the first withdrawal will hit your bank in about a week.

Your best option, (if you have poker friends you can trust) is to transfer someone FTP $$, and have them send you a check or money order. If all you're needing is rent money, then it shouldn't be a huge amount. That could buy you some time till your Epassporte account was ready or MyWebATM was setup as a withdrawal method at FTP.

Good luck.

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If your cash flow is so tight why would you have so much just sitting in one poker site and neteller?
Especially with all the events that led up to the current situation?
Not to mention the window of opurtunity there was to remove Neteller funds with the Debit card and other means.

Sounds like your mad at and blaming everyone but the one person most at fault.

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Look. I got rent, bills, a car note, and I kinda want to go to [censored] Vegas cause I haven't been a block away from my [censored] apartment in a month. All my money is in Neteller and Full Tilt, aggregate less than 10K. I have no liquid currency and my one credit card's getting jammed pretty tight. How the [censored] do I get to some beedogs in a timely fashion? Is there anything faster than dicking around for two months while they cut me a check after getting six zillion forms of ID?

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if you can use your credit card/debit card to fund an epassporte account you can deposit $100 there instantly (that's about how much you'll need to cover everything); order a visa card which will take at least a week to get to you; make a min deposit to full tilt and then withdraw whatever you want to your epassporte account (this took a couple hours for me); increase your atm withdraw limit to $600/day and find an atm that will let you withdraw $600 at a time. I used the above method and it took about a week and half to start getting money using the atm card.

if you can't use a credit card/debit card to fund your epassporte account it's going to take a lot longer to do it with a bank account.

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Trade FTP money for Stars. Stars will Fed Ex a check for free and it'll get there a week after you request it. Make sure you do some cover play first. Easy.

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that's not true

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Trade FTP money for Stars. Stars will Fed Ex a check for free and it'll get there a week after you request it. Make sure you do some cover play first. Easy.

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How do you trade FTP money for Stars?

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OP, make one of those threads where you exchange full tilt dollars for stars or bodog ( i believe both sent my room-mate checks within 10 days)

i'm not your guy cause i wish i had less on full tilt myself. if you are a above average player you be able to put in a marathon week on stars and run 100 up to ?? (some bills being paid by weeks end)

might have to give 105 or 110 per 100 if no takers.

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If your cash flow is so tight why would you have so much just sitting in one poker site and neteller?
Especially with all the events that led up to the current situation?
Not to mention the window of opurtunity there was to remove Neteller funds with the Debit card and other means.

Sounds like your mad at and blaming everyone but the one person most at fault.

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What an insightful, constructive post.

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With the whole tone anger and almost acussatory nature of the post not to mention the profanity.
I thought it a valid point to make that the OP was to blame for his own situation not us. or Full Tilt or Neteller.
Possible not the best of posts.
But if you you want to see an unconstuctive useless post then look at your own

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With the whole tone anger and almost acussatory nature of the post not to mention the profanity.
I thought it a valid point to make that the OP was to blame for his own situation not us. or Full Tilt or Neteller.
Possible not the best of posts.
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I KNOW WHOSE [censored] FAULT MY [censored] LIFE IS, YOU [censored] IDIOT.

Also, it should be crystal clear that 2p2ers would be the last people I would be pissed at.

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Clean out your PM inbox

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Done, G!

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that's not true

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Yes, it looks like I was wrong. It will still take him a total of about 24 days to get all of his money by your method, but at least he will be getting out $600 a day instead of the full chunk at the end. I'm obviously behind the times on epassporte and such. Thanks.

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Find someone to transfer you Stars $ for FT$, cashout via check on Stars...receive money in 5 days or less probably.

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Done, G!

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Done again. Sorry.

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ZING!

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No offense intended, but what kind of moran keeps almost his entire net worth on the internet? After only 30 days you can't pay your bills? I feel for you with the mess we have now, but learn from this!

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No offense intended, but what kind of moran keeps almost his entire net worth on the internet? After only 30 days you can't pay your bills? I feel for you with the mess we have now, but learn from this!

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I highly doubt cardo is likely to do the same thing again. Though I'm sure he appreciates being called a moran.

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No offense intended, but what kind of moran keeps almost his entire net worth on the internet? After only 30 days you can't pay your bills? I feel for you with the mess we have now, but learn from this!

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Eh. I got most of my bankroll out of Neteller a while back. Problem is, I spent it. Now I need to go for the remainder.

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Look. I got rent, bills, a car note,

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Try getting a f'ing job

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Look. I got rent, bills, a car note,

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Try getting a f'ing job

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WTF do you think poker is for a lot of us?

'Cardo: This probably has already happened by now, but trading FTP for Stars and getting a check couriered to you in like 4 days is the way to go here.

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Assuming Degen cant help, PM me. My real identity is fairly well known and verifiable. I think its safe to assume you arent running some kind of CC scam and i wouldnt mind setting up a small trade done instantly to tide you over or a larger one taking a couple days to go via my neteller on my end (i dont keep a huge amount online).

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Does Full Tilt not offer Fed-Ex for their checks for a fee? It doesn't seem reasonable to not at least offer that option if players will pay for it.

Jeff

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Dude if you go homeless in LA, at least walk to Santa Monica area. That's like the homeless capital of the world.

Good luck getting your $$$.

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You dug your own hole. Suck it up.

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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Does Full Tilt not offer Fed-Ex for their checks for a fee? It doesn't seem reasonable to not at least offer that option if players will pay for it.

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Nope FT refuses to send it fedex.

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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I made the assumption that people are sane. Anyone who would trade Stars cash to get FTP cash right now is insane.

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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I made the assumption that people are sane. Anyone who would trade Stars cash to get FTP cash right now is insane.

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Why?

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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I made the assumption that people are sane. Anyone who would trade Stars cash to get FTP cash right now is insane.

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Why?

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Because it's easier/faster to get money out of Stars right now. Maybe insane was an overstatement, but I wouldn't do such a transfer for free.

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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I made the assumption that people are sane. Anyone who would trade Stars cash to get FTP cash right now is insane.

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Homer, there are plenty of people in SSNL,MSNL etc who have a ton of $$$ on stars and would have no problem swapping some of it for FT $$$. It helps if they know u...but I doubt anyone would charge u for the swap unless they are really greedy.

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yes there is..find a poster u trust who is willing to make a stars for ftp swap.

Play a day or two on star after transfering...request check..get it in 2-10 days.

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I made the assumption that people are sane. Anyone who would trade Stars cash to get FTP cash right now is insane.

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Why?

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Because it's easier/faster to get money out of Stars right now. Maybe insane was an overstatement, but I wouldn't do such a transfer for free.

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Oh right, i see.

Obviously this isnt a problem for someone who isnt from the US but i get your point now.