Beat: I crapped myself
 

Im currently vacationing in a rural area of Alberta. I decided to take the 40 minute walk to the nearest corner store to pick up some food. After selecting and paying for various item, I begin the long trek back home. About 15 minutes in I get that tightening feeling down low, signaling that its time to take a dump.....

I immediately regret the 3 bowls of chili I ate last night as this beast demands to be unleashed.

Beat: I crapped myself

Brag: I was able to exit most of it through my pant leg.

Variance: 0-4 On door knocks to see if I could use a neighbours crapper.

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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Rural areas.... find an isolated area where there is tree coverage. I'm disappointed in you.

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wow go squat and use a leaf

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Carry napkins around when you go out.

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So i open up BBV4life this morning and see 2 threads..."i crapped myself, and i peed on myself"

now who is going to admit to moenyshoting themself...come on..

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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This, of course, was my first thought. It was snowing heavily, there was already a large amount of snow covering the ground. No bushes, and a fairly consistent flow of large trucks driving by

More Variance: non of those [censored]-sucking truck drivers would give me a lift.

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get better sphincters

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get better sphincters

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Refried Beans and Chili = sloppy poopy

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http://www.newmoanyeah.com/images/20...er/depends.jpg

They worked for 900 miles.

Depends FTW

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For those that have been to Alberta, we all know that you can see anything from miles away due to lack of hills/mountains, greenery.

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Where in Alberta are you

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Oyen.

Its parallel with Calgary near the Saskatchewan border, and its a [censored] hole.

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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I enjoy crapping in odd places as well, such as the time I dropped a bomb off the 22nd floor of the Excalibur hotel in Vegas, but this instance was not the same kind of fun.

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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You win.

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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lmao wtf?

"omg is he pooping in there? wtf who poops lets make fun of him!"
lots of people say im gonna go take a [censored] and u cant even have a chance of someone thinking you were [censored]?
it would actually be embarassing to be caught [censored] on the tennis courts. and where u just like taking a roll of toilet paper and sneaking out to the tennis courts every time u had to [censored] lol?

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lol Saskatchewhoa

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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You win.

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Uhh yeah gonna need to see more stories like this one, c'mon I know they're out there.

Cody

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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are you [censored] serious lol

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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This, of course, was my first thought. It was snowing heavily, there was already a large amount of snow covering the ground. No bushes, and a fairly consistent flow of large trucks driving by

More Variance: non of those [censored]-sucking truck drivers would give me a lift.

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Yeah, like you'd be slamming on your breaks to give a guy with a s**t stain on his pants a lift.

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who the [censored] cant control their bowels??? (past the age of 1)

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I'm a sneaky shita too, usually do it at like 3 am when nobody is awake, and I don't even fart when I crap.

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who the [censored] cant control their bowels??? (past the age of 1)

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I'm saying like wtf just lock your ass.

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I use to crap on the tennis courts at my local community college at night time. I didn't like pooping in my dorms because i figured that my roommates knew what I was doing in there and that made me embarrassed.

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ew, i think i went to the same school as you.

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who the hell keeps ninja bumping these retarded threads

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You appt

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I didn't ninja bump DUCY?

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no, but i still love u